Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[Fixer808]

This was me today:


"Saw this on an escalator. I guess that makes it... Schindler's lift?"

[october_midnight]

...get out.

[Brad]

Schindler also make lifts so that would be a Schindler escalator. /Joke

[onthewall2983]

[The_Prowler]

This was me today:


"Saw this on an escalator. I guess that makes it... Schindler's lift?"

I thought "huh, Schindler's Lift!" before I even saw your comment

[johnhenry]

[october_midnight]

Vancouver does it better.

[october_midnight]

[sick among the pure]

I've been staying away from any and all possible spoilers till my show on the 1st, so it may be obvious to everyone else, but I must know where this is from.

[playwithfire]

I made the best pun of my life today. Whilst discussing the gentrification of our neighborhood hubby mentioned how we even have a boulangerie now and I said "more like boulanger-MEH" yep.

I'm still more proud of this than I have any right to be.

[ManBurning]

I've been staying away from any and all possible spoilers till my show on the 1st, so it may be obvious to everyone else, but I must know where this is from.

Lollapalooza 2013

[aggroculture]

http://www.slate.com/articles/video/...egetables.html

[marodi]

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-3...Z0C8QQks8zs.01

[october_midnight]

[Space Suicide]

[Fixer808]

Stuntwomen paid $2800 to re-enact Family Guy "Chicken fight" (with some 300 thrown in for good measure).

Don't ever change, internet... don't ever change.

[darktemplar007]

Those lions are too hot.

[Fixer808]

Russians on the roads JUST DON'T GIVE ANY OF THE SHITS.

[miss k bee]

In more them people in Japan are mad news:

Who needs a girlfriend when you've got your right hand

http://www.scmp.com/news/asia/articl...our-right-hand

[Space Suicide]

I'll still continue to take that and raise you a:



and a:

[october_midnight]

This thing gets more batshit insane as it goes along...

[Fixer808]

I'm assuming this is what pedophiles do when their vans break down...?

[Big Fat Matt]

that person needs to go to bed forever.

[Fixer808]

His own, hopefully, not an occupied race car bed...

[Big Fat Matt]

why is this actually a conversation.

[Beef of the Sea]

His own, hopefully, not an occupied race car bed...

I've been back at work for a few hours, and of course my boss walks past while I'm doubled over laughing at this.

[Big Fat Matt]

i think the bigger problem is why they dont make reacecar beds in full, queen, or king sizes? i would buy one ASAP if they did. Believe me, if i was 5'3" 100ish lbs instead of a 6'5" 300+lb mountain of a man, i would own a racecar bed. i would sleep better than something funny and NASCAR related.

[Fixer808]

King size would probably have to be a Hummer bed...

[Big Fat Matt]

When my minivan kicks the bucket, which im not sure it ever will, im TOTALLY gonna make that fucker into the most badass bed ever. or i may just say fuck it and do it anyway once i get that limo im looking at.

[vpintz]

that koala man is going to haunt me in my dreams.