Welp. Mighty captain of our ship bought a new iPhone 2 weeks ago, because his last one had a broken screen. Today he broke the screen on his new phone. Walked into the shop and slammed all his things on the floor and didn't stop screaming and hitting things for probably close to 10 minutes. No case on it, no protective cover, no insurance, no anything on it. Because he can't afford it.
Again - he bought a new 2018 vehicle last week. Paid like $2000 down on it. But couldn't be bothered to get a phone case for his brand new phone. For all I know now he doesn't even have his car insured.
Also, did you guys know that if you owe the IRS any money at all, and you send them a check for literally any amount and they don't accept the check, then you legally don't have to pay them anything anymore? Yeah! That sounds like a viable solution! You not paying your taxes for several years and then coming after you for it now is definitely their fault.
Edit: Before anyone suggests it, I'm already looking into the best way to say something to someone who can help me handle this grown-ass man they've hired. I can't handle this. EVERY day it is something. And I've wanted to leave early this week to use some of my excess hours for time off but someone keeps pushing projects off until the last half of the day and keeping me from doing that.
DOUBLE EDIT: GONNA TYPE THIS IN CAPS CUZ I CAN, BUT WHEN SOMEONE IS SCHEDULED TO LEAVE AT 12 BECAUSE HE HAS TOO MANY HOURS ON THE CLOCK, YOU DON'T FUCKING ASK THAT PERSON TO STAY AND DO ONE OR TWO MORE THINGS AND THEN KEEP HIM THERE FOR NEARLY TWO GODDAMN HOURS TO HELP HOLD THINGS FOR YOU. FUCK YOU. Gave that dude the most passive aggressive goodbye. "Alright, well, my stuff's done so I'm out." "Oh. Okay man have a good weekend." "Yep. Bye." Yeah, that really makes up for all I've had to deal with from you this morning. Fuckface.
I can't WAIT to write character based on you into a book/movie and kill you off. (That thought's stopping there before I get into...let's say "Black Mirror" territory.)
Thank you for reading!