Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdrmfjAhn0&feature=player_embedded

[binaryhermit]

Gotta love that big black cock

[Big Fat Matt]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/c8a8236bc56b631157bf3e176c148d67/tumblr_mpirgnnSCF1s373hwo1_250.gif

read as: me with short hair and different glasses.

[october_midnight]

http://i.imgur.com/Wk5l8Mo.jpg

[henryeatscereal]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/6aa6baa475610f6dc2a07c67d22672df/tumblr_meyv3gq3Ok1qf5do9o1_500.gif

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XavrNM1KAM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTWLCJojQ00

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

http://awegif.com/gifs/122.gif

[october_midnight]

Pretty cool online color vision eye test. (http://www.xrite.com/online-color-test-challenge)

Apparently I have 'perfect color vision'. YESSSS lol.

[Fixer808]

I did not see the ending coming... (http://www.steaksmoothie.com/?comic=dunkey)

[bgalbraith]

The 2013 Ig Nobel winners were announced last night. http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/

My favorite from this year:

PEACE PRIZE: Alexander Lukashenko, president of Belarus, for making it illegal to applaud in public, AND to the Belarus State Police, for arresting a one-armed man for applauding.

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTd3m5YA-0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmG2CNXxGus


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ3ZOfK_ttU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgWiUEldkEk

[henryeatscereal]

^Are you a fan of the Angry Video Game Nerd, Kris?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raUvGNbZFg

PS: Happy Friday the 13th everyone!

[Halo Infinity]

henryeatscereal - Oh yes, I've been a fan of the Angry Video Game Nerd since 2006, and like many other fans, I also got caught up in the whole Irate Gamer and Game Dude controversies and parodies which seemed to be at the peak of their popularity back in 2009-2011.

I've also got to admit that the parodies themselves can be just as hilarious or even more hilarious than the legit reviews. :D Here are some videos by the Irritated Gamer and the ISuckgamer. It's a shame that the Irritated Gamer's actual YouTube account is no more though.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9oTXO8GozI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw516vRkbCc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgSOa3_Sjt4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ver-6qNZzM

[marodi]

Pretty cool online color vision eye test. (http://www.xrite.com/online-color-test-challenge)Apparently I have 'perfect color vision'. YESSSS lol.I got 57 which is not good. I'm not surprised; colors always give me trouble.In the meantime, this is the song that's been stuck in my head all day long (maybe I should just start a thread called which song are you stuck on)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PfrpcqLyzY

[henryeatscereal]

@henryeatscereal (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1572) - Oh yes, I've been a fan of the Angry Video Game Nerd since 2006, and like many other fans, I also got caught up in the whole Irate Gamer and Game Dude controversies and parodies which seemed to be at the peak of their popularity back in 2009-2011.

I've also got to admit that the parodies themselves can be just as hilarious or even more hilarious than the legit reviews. :D Here are some videos by the Irritated Gamer and the ISuckgamer. It's a shame that the Irritated Gamer's actual YouTube account is no more though.

Im a huge AVGN fan, i just have seen a few videos of "Irritated Gamer" and a few of "Pat the Nes Punk" (good stuff with both of them!) gonna check the ones you posted (Thanks, now i have something to do with my Friday night! woooo!)

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/3341/426625-e0091288_47b51d9fbd940.jpg

ASS!

[Halo Infinity]

Cool, I'm glad you're into those videos because I like it when I have something in common with somebody, especially when it comes to humor, and I actually got that T-shirt for a friend of mine that introduced me to AVGN's videos and channel. :D

[Space Suicide]

Kris henryeatscereal

You guys should watch the Angry Joe Show. He's hilarious, especially when it's a very shitty game. You should watch his recent review for Ride to Hell: Retribution I bet you'll split your sides.

[richardp]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18kbwkl2l4fetgif/original.gif

[sick among the pure]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18kbwkl2l4fetgif/original.gif

why did the guy who was on it push himself off?!

[ibanez33]

why did the guy who was on it push himself off?!

I don't know why but I would

[Iran_Ed]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18kbwkl2l4fetgif/original.gif

At Jerry's World the rides ride you!

[Fixer808]

At Jerry's World the rides ride you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBef_JGNjLc

[Space Suicide]

Ignoring the replier's redundancy by putting kinda and of beside each other, I agree.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/97d3dad1c5ea443ec78dbd024f26a024/tumblr_mt2zxebsip1rps6kso1_500.jpg

[october_midnight]

https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1186916_10151922459451803_820909947_n.jpg

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VbXIYbHyw

[richardp]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/1b4e66105f983e52b2c5acf377b32b9d/tumblr_mt77euLuep1qaqgrmo1_500.png

[slave2thewage]

Northampton Clown Appreciation Post

http://31.media.tumblr.com/7f73afa1f61226d687db441b26287cb9/tumblr_mt6u47ajtX1s4kuo8o1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0cf4af3949673d6c167af06b8aff43f/tumblr_mt7a7pKq3S1rpts20o1_500.jpg

[henryeatscereal]

Who you gonna call...?

http://img9.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-ghostbusters-photo-477539.jpeg

[themethatyouknow]

Dude, I won like $150 dollars on a Ghostbusters slot machine in Vegas last week(Including the Winston progressive of $30something). And now I'm off to watch the movie. Good times!

[staleincense]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s

[sentient02970]

Northampton Clown Appreciation Post


Jeeeeeez. :|

[johnhenry]

http://s17.postimg.org/achauehzz/o_RH7ls_D.png (http://postimage.org/)

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vB1-ChB_E&feature=youtu.be

[Beef of the Sea]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q72/s720x720/1230090_403938193061455_692280182_n.jpg

[Halo Infinity]

I still like to visit YTMND occasionally. I used to go there a lot in the mid to late 2000s. A cat failing at life is still one of my favorite YTMNDs to this day. :p

http://catfailsatlife.ytmnd.com/

[sick among the pure]

Ah, YTMND. Because the internet knows how fucking hilarious repetition is.

In other news, also puns (http://putintheritzon.ytmnd.com/).

[ManBurning]

I still like to visit YTMND occasionally. I used to go there a lot in the mid to late 2000s. A cat failing at life is still one of my favorite YTMNDs to this day. :p

http://catfailsatlife.ytmnd.com/

I used to go there alot when I was younger around 2000-2003 as well, then I just sort of forgot about it for about 10 years, found it again at the beginning of this year by accident and I was like, oh yeah this site! But it didn't live up to 10 years ago... not sure if I just got older, or the rest of the internet got funnier, but I can't look at content from that site anymore and find it funny.

[Halo Infinity]

That's true too. Even though there are still some things I actually like a lot about YTMND, it's just not as popular and active as it used to be. I still think it would actually do some of the NIN photoshops that haven't made it on YTMND justice if done right though.

[Halo Infinity]

I remember somebody having this as an avatar.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/197/319/batman-bomb.gif

[ManBurning]

october_midnight Warped_Savant ibanez33 Fixer808 cashpiles

You guys should get a kick out of this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-tVZq9a4Y

[heroicraptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Ldg6u_DiY

[ibanez33]

@october_midnight (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=288) @Warped_Savant (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1044) @ibanez33 (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1186) @Fixer808 (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=43) @cashpiles (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=750)

You guys should get a kick out of this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-tVZq9a4Y

I've only actually lived in this city for like 2 weeks but I have to say it's pretty spot-on.

[Fixer808]

@october_midnight (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=288) @Warped_Savant (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1044) @ibanez33 (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1186) @Fixer808 (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=43) @cashpiles (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=750)

You guys should get a kick out of this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-tVZq9a4Y
Oh christ, it's too true. I know several "Yoga pants and Aritzia" girls, and not three days ago I said "Yeah, if you wanna find north, just turn until you see mountains!"

[Halo Infinity]

How in the hell did I not get to posting any of the notdavidlynch videos from YouTube after knowing that there's lots of David Lynch fans at ETS? This also reminds me to check out more of his films. :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCA8aa8BYZY

[henryeatscereal]

How in the hell did I not get to posting any of the notdavidlynch videos from YouTube after knowing that there's lots of David Lynch fans at ETS? This also reminds me to check out more of his films. :p

LOL, that was awesome it deserves to be here: http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/threads/868-David-Lynch

[binaryhermit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ddO5ENtus&feature=related

[Highly Psychological]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a788c06323ad99b179610f405e2c4dbd/tumblr_mpxtloasWP1ru8fhmo1_500.jpg

[-digital-]

I am the devil (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/)

[henryeatscereal]

I am the devil (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/)
Can't... stop... makin'... cookies...

i'll... die...

[october_midnight]

can't... Stop... Makin'... Cookies...

I'll... Die...

allllllllllll the grandmas.

[henryeatscereal]

allllllllllll the grandmas.
I already have 14 portals

...but no time machine :(

*EDIT* Finally my first Time Machine!!!

...now i i could just get my hands on that "Antimatter condenser"...

[october_midnight]

167,858+ cookies per second.

'Your cookies are now rewriting the fundamental laws of the universe.'

[ambergris]

Well, thank you for that cookie game... I am able to keep it running in the background all day.... 54,056,309.3 cookies per second...
I just have to see what new achievements the Bingo center/Research facility can give me...

[october_midnight]

54 million per second????!?!?! I'm only at half a million :(

[henryeatscereal]

1,217,048.7 + cookies per sec...

[ambergris]

54 million per second????!?!?! I'm only at half a million :(

The antimatter converter increases cookie production by a million per second though. It rises somewhat exponentially.

[binaryhermit]

Enough clicking on that damn cookie... I've been going for like 2 hours and I'm only at like 30,000 cookies per second

[october_midnight]

Enough clicking on that damn cookie... I've been going for like 2 hours and I'm only at like 30,000 cookies per second

You don't actually have to click on the cookie, you should just have them rollin' in. I know it's kind of a crummy way to play.

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxgPHIld194

[binaryhermit]

You don't actually have to click on the cookie, you should just have them rollin' in. I know it's kind of a crummy way to play.
Yeah, I know. Now I'm at like 12 million per second.

[Frozen Beach]

How in the hell did I not get to posting any of the notdavidlynch videos from YouTube after knowing that there's lots of David Lynch fans at ETS? This also reminds me to check out more of his films. :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCA8aa8BYZY
I have Chris Dotson as a friend on FB. He's a nice guy. Actually took the time to leave me a happy birthday message on my birthday.

[playwithfire]

Twerking to NIN

Didst thou just repost me?

[nemesiswontdie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty62YzGryU4

[johnhenry]

http://s10.postimg.org/ks34w5i7d/p_SCRn_VM.png (http://postimage.org/)

[Fixer808]

Didst thou just repost me?

Y'all hast gone viral.

[ltrandazzo]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/190or6cbqbbkjgif/ku-medium.gif

[Halo Infinity]

Didst thou just repost me?
I couldn't resist. That timing... and you can have it all! This isn't mental ass! :p Oh yeah, and I really overlooked it, whoops. Oh well. More views FTW? ;)

[Halo Infinity]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/190or6cbqbbkjgif/ku-medium.gif
Somebody should turn this into a What Is Love YTMND. (Or perhaps somebody already did. It just made me think of that too.) :p

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8YQVM1GQI

[henryeatscereal]

I couldn't resist. That timing... and you can have it all! This isn't mental ass! :p Oh yeah, and I really overlooked it, whoops. Oh well. More views FTW? ;)
why not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q

[orestes]

OMG.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_R8XrehV9w

[playwithfire]

Herpes monkeys in Florida.

Florida, man.

[Fixer808]

Florida, man.
In the words of a friend in his song "Sex Monkey":
"Sex Monkey, he's comin' to town/
Sex Monkey, he's comin' around/
Sex Monkey, he's comin' for you/
Sex Monkey, he's breakin' on through!"

[Halo Infinity]

I never forgot about Zombo.com. :p

http://www.zombo.com/

[october_midnight]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojBsb63BZns

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhGjByiTcH0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b0uCft4zhk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPEFCGZvH3M


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTF1_AnJzbA

[aggroculture]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.kinja.com

[Emil Dorbell]

A thought I've been spending some time with recently is that this is the year where everything happens. Perhaps this just happens to be the year where stuff I care about happens, but it sure feels like we're now officially in the future.

- NIN tours again
- New albums from NIN, Depeche Mode, QOTSA, David Bowie
- The next generation of consoles
- The Oculus Rift
- Google Glass
- The lid gets blown off illegal NSA-spying
- Governments TRY to start new wars but we're too informed to let them

Etc

[Fixer808]

A thought I've been spending some time with recently is that this is the year where everything happens. Perhaps this just happens to be the year where stuff I care about happens, but it sure feels like we're now officially in the future.

- NIN tours again
- New albums from NIN, Depeche Mode, QOTSA, David Bowie
- The next generation of consoles
- The Oculus Rift
- Google Glass
- The lid gets blown off illegal NSA-spying
- Governments TRY to start new wars but we're too informed to let them

Etc
Don't forget Honda's new product, "Human Replicant Person Desu".

[Pillfred]

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578517_557461664318853_1386040886_n.jpg

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozhLxLrTqck


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0NlQCkcqT8

[kevinbeetle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozhLxLrTqck



that was fantastic

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

"Thank you so much! We fuckin' love you all!"

[ibanez33]

That guys whole channel is pure gold. I actually love his death metal cover of Justin Bieber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bqRpXPy4kM

[Pillfred]

Those videos are pretty solid.

[darktemplar007]

This was my childhood.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

[henryeatscereal]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aDsb2aLjo0c/T77edJH1FII/AAAAAAAAF2I/npW7gpXZTwY/s1600/garota-virtual-aciis-streaptease-meme-nerd-gif-animado-fap-fap-fap-gostosa-perfeita-creditos-humortalouco.gif

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

Fuckin' beautiful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbYScltf1c

[nemesiswontdie]

http://i1361.photobucket.com/albums/r672/nemesiswontdie3/1294979048153_zpsede166c2.gif (http://s1361.photobucket.com/user/nemesiswontdie3/media/1294979048153_zpsede166c2.gif.html)

[johnhenry]

http://s24.postimg.org/gospzu539/da4hoa9.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Halo Infinity]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aDsb2aLjo0c/T77edJH1FII/AAAAAAAAF2I/npW7gpXZTwY/s1600/garota-virtual-aciis-streaptease-meme-nerd-gif-animado-fap-fap-fap-gostosa-perfeita-creditos-humortalouco.gif
I don't think I ever got the name of the original GIF of the actual woman doing that. Do you remember it? And yes, that was certainly a good find. :p

[henryeatscereal]

I don't think I ever got the name of the original GIF of the actual woman doing that. Do you remember it? And yes, that was certainly a good find. :p
Not quite sure about the real identity of the girl... I just remember the image is very old, and i think i saw the actual picture without the ASCII code once, but im not quite sure (too much has passes trough my eyes since i've been using the Internet...)

My opinion is that she's not a celebrity but some "random" girl that got famous during the internet "boom" from the late 90's...

EDIT: While doing my research i just found this information (http://melonsauce.tumblr.com/)... Dammit Kris... now you got me thinking... lol!!!

[fillow]

Girl's name is Alizée. She was (and probably still is) a rather popular French pop star and any pedo's dream. Her most famous single called Moi Lolita, and she is 15 or 16 in the gif in question.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/beduuuu/alizee-sexy-dance.gif

[henryeatscereal]

woa, thanks a lot!

[playwithfire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1UGMdPacQE

Obsessed.

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7myFgZ5bTc

[henryeatscereal]

http://media.tumblr.com/e689a7c43f5f918a9827a42318572ea3/tumblr_inline_mq96awPkny1qz4rgp.gif

[nemesiswontdie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_677441&feature=iv&s rc_vid=fR-3q_NIMtY&v=IhZkqUj0hRM#t=7m39s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfX1RT8Rjao

These are just too damn funny.

[playwithfire]

Girl's name is Alizée. She was (and probably still is) a rather popular French pop star and any pedo's dream. Her most famous single called Moi Lolita, and she is 15 or 16 in the gif in question.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/beduuuu/alizee-sexy-dance.gif

AND, AND.

http://images.mmosite.com/photo/2009/06/29/wownightelfdancea3738GF02602KF.gif

It's seriously for my own good that my OS is too old to run WoW. Because I'm getting the urge and I know I'd be fed up within like a few days.

[Fixer808]

I could stand to hear more about Asphyxia Noir squirting, thank you very much...

[henryeatscereal]

http://www.slapcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Xwing-Fighter-Beard.png

[playwithfire]

http://i.imgur.com/Ris1CwO.jpg

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCfRdE1JQtQ

[fillow]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8901b8b9edda31ad15a3532b2157577d/tumblr_mtszu6YlvU1s373hwo1_250.gif

[Fixer808]

^^ kENTUCKY FRIED EBOLA.

[Halo Infinity]

This is so tempting to post in the Linkin Park thread. :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNRhzX6gw8

[aggroculture]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3GhDWMb_3E

[marodi]

It's still stuck "playing" that stupid cookie making game. The obsessive compulsive side of myself makes me want to have all the upgrades and all the achievements.

Also: over time, the grandmas are slowly turning into slugs, aliens and other zombie-like creatures. It's awesome.

[october_midnight]

I still play it too, i've reset 3 times and have 56 heavenly chips and all achievements. All hail the grandmapocalypse.

[staleincense]

^^ kENTUCKY FRIED EBOLA.
That would make a good name for a grindcore album.

[Big Fat Matt]

That would make a good name for a grindcore album.

Cuntucky Fried Ebola would be better.

[henryeatscereal]

I still play it too, i've reset 3 times and have 56 heavenly chips and all achievements. All hail the grandmapocalypse.

200 Cursors
200 Grandmas
100 Farms
100 Factories
100 Mines
100 Shipments
100 Alchemy Labs
100 Portals
100 Time Machines
80 Antimatter Condensers

...haven't restarted yet :/

[onthewall2983]

Local homophobic internet bullshit has me a little pissed off tonight, nothing specific (or personal for that matter) it's just got me riled up. I pray to Whomever sometimes a million bucks is at my door so I can finally leave.

[october_midnight]

Overheard at the movie theater last night, yelled across the parking lot in the distance: FUCK HIM. HE'S 25 AND STILL LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS.

My wife and I cracked up.

[Halo Infinity]

@sentient02970 (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=444) - I thought of posting more of these, as it's hilarious to see arrogant and ill-tempered gamers getting defeated. I also didn't realize how interesting and hilarious I'd find these kinds of videos to be. I thought I'd at least go up to episode 5 for now, because to put all of them up would be overkill. If you'd like to see more, here is his channel, and I could obviously see why he'd derive a lot of pleasure from making so many of them. http://www.youtube.com/CraigAA1028


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmHonXfPDyQ


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcKHBIvyRcw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exSpYdxmVhQ


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdEwnligK2A

[Highly Psychological]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/23/article-2375154-1AF50FA5000005DC-580_634x671.jpg

[Pillfred]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/23/article-2375154-1AF50FA5000005DC-580_634x671.jpg

Hahaha!

This is what brought me here

http://www.foodrepublic.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/large/singlepage/swedish_chef_meme_2_0.jpg

[fillow]

http://www.linksmiau.net/grazi_pabaiga.jpg

[bruised]

Singing to my 10 month old today, in the tune of Non Entity:

"How did Jake get here?
'Cause Mom and Daddy boned"

[Halo Infinity]

Cuntucky Fried Ebola would be better.

And well, not like everybody wouldn't have seen this coming after the slight change, but now it really looks like something you'd see from an Anal Cunt album. :p

[Big Fat Matt]

How can Anal Cunt get worse?

EBOLA!

[october_midnight]

Now THIS is how you promote a movie lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M

[sick among the pure]

@sentient02970 (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=444) - I thought of posting more of these, as it's hilarious to see arrogant and ill-tempered gamers getting defeated. I also didn't realize how interesting and hilarious I'd find these kinds of videos to be. I thought I'd at least go up to episode 5 for now, because to put all of them up would be overkill. If you'd like to see more, here is his channel, and I could obviously see why he'd derive a lot of pleasure from making so many of them. http://www.youtube.com/CraigAA1028


I actually made a second account just for fucking with people like this. And I chose a name that would make it even better. I_L0VE_DIX So when they get pissed off (which happens most in Black Ops 1 because there are a lot of kids, many of which like to threaten hacking) they yell to the whole lobby that they love dicks. I need to set up some recording shit because some of the reactions I get are fucking comedic gold.

[october_midnight]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1380053_10151975263466803_927667328_n.jpg

[binaryhermit]

http://boingboing.net/2013/10/08/woman-falls-down-well-attempti.html

[october_midnight]

Culturally unaware bakery.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1378834_10151974076696803_2128343958_n.jpg

[binaryhermit]

Not to mention they misspelled "Ramadan"
Also,
http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/10/08/2wJD9uv.gif

[october_midnight]

I didn't even notice that haha...maybe it's for the hotel chain? lol.

[orestes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXwTglgVwd0

[Jinsai]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/192jqmrqshrapgif/original.gif

[october_midnight]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/192ktu4jocmbogif/ku-medium.gif

[october_midnight]

It's that time of year again, folks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

[MrsMeowMeow]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/38da22631dd486666b8abcc1ab2ffae6/tumblr_muc19lxOqA1qdlh1io1_400.gif

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgOLWVYytM

[october_midnight]

Probably the funniest thing I've seen in a year. From Reddit:

"This bird waits for my coworker to show up every morning. Then spends the day looking at itself in the mirror and shitting."

http://i.imgur.com/Khnuk9K.jpg

[DF118]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1380053_10151975263466803_927667328_n.jpg

Welcome to Scotland.

[Jinsai]

I swear, this is an unaltered screen capture I took. No photoshop.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/TheAmityvilleghost/HoorayBeer.jpg

[playwithfire]

Annnd that's where I'm from.

[Charmingly Miserable]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgOLWVYytM
Omg, I watched this last night and it really did work. I looked at my dresser when I looked away and let me tell you, my dresser was all sorts of weird shapes for a hot minute.

[ibanez33]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgOLWVYytM

Just watched this when I saw your facebook post, damn that was cool. Looking away was like a 20-second mushroom trip with no hangover.

[henryeatscereal]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Chinese_fbc89e_2296343.jpg

LMAO (http://9gag.com/gag/arvPKod?ref=fb.s)

[Halo Infinity]

Just read it, and listen to the song at the same time. :p

http://makenormal.ytmnd.com/

[Halo Infinity]

I almost forgot to post this. ETS made it to Urban Dictionary 9 years ago. Does anybody else want to add any more definitions to it? :p

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=echoingthesound

[orestes]

What the hell​? (http://jezebel.com/ew-i-wont-watch-this-im-totally-watching-this-1443995146)

[REPLICA]

What the hell​? (http://jezebel.com/ew-i-wont-watch-this-im-totally-watching-this-1443995146)

Well… FUCK.

[Fixer808]

What the hell​? (http://jezebel.com/ew-i-wont-watch-this-im-totally-watching-this-1443995146)
How does someone let that happen?!

[marodi]

How does someone let that happen?!

This site is full of example to your question. (http://www.popthatzit.com)

By the way, that blackhead one was pretty tame compared to what is on the above mentioned site. It's definitely not for those who get easily nauseated.

[Fixer808]

This site is full of example to your question. (http://www.popthatzit.com)

By the way, that blackhead one was pretty tame compared to what is on the above mentioned site. It's definitely not for those who get easily nauseated.
That you linked to that site teaches me more about you than I could learn in many books ;)

Fucking hounds of hell, I clicked on the first video on the page for some reason... WHY MUST I SEE?

[aggroculture]

http://content.animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/empirestateview_lighter.jpg
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1Md4Vb/animalnewyork.com/2013/stupid-calculations-monophone/

[Charmingly Miserable]

Doing homework on a Saturday kinda sucks. But that's the university life.

[redshoewearer]

Doing homework on a Saturday kinda sucks. But that's the university life.

At least you're not alone - doing the same here.

[Halo Infinity]

That blackhead video reminded me of this. (Wasn't there like a gross-out thread? If not, I was probably thinking of NIN.com.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13op7Ahc1pQ

[Space Suicide]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1380836_645190345502123_1766627522_n.jpg

[leo3375]

Very well, Space Suicide, I raise you one "MY LEG!" megamix:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys-661oLevE

[sick among the pure]

Back in the early days of remix.nin.com, someone uploaded a remix of THTF that included audio clips of the guy freaking out about chocolate from Spongebob. Sadly, we couldn't approve of the remix, because we had to worry about copyright shit for the first year or so, so only the remix mods heard it. I did a youtube search to see if the creator ever uploaded it, and couldn't find it.

[playwithfire]

Okay, so, I didn't remember what had been posted in this thread that grossed me out so much, and for some reason Random Stupidity loaded to the most recent post, so THAT BULLSHIT wasn't on my screen. And I went "Sponge Bob? What bothered you so much last night?" and scrolled up and FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

Also, yeah, you gotta clean your navel from time to time, people.

[johnhenry]

http://i.imgur.com/n09qbYs.jpg

[playwithfire]

I don't have an appropriate sense of shame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e86RH0GlWq0

[Halo Infinity]

If you live in Burbank, CA, then perhaps the Frontier Wok (http://www.frontierwok.com/) is the place for you as far as Chinese food goes. :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdrCtodiw_Q

[Fixer808]

I don't have an appropriate sense of shame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e86RH0GlWq0

You DO have an appropriate "herky-jerky dance" response to danger.

[october_midnight]

Sitcoms are extremely awkward and unfunny with no laugh track there to trick you in to thinking they are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BFSZ8XzWOM&feature=c4-overview&list=UUDAFVWfTVqzTfN5AvxJbHKw

[ibanez33]

Sitcoms are extremely awkward and unfunny with no laugh track there to trick you in to thinking they are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BFSZ8XzWOM&feature=c4-overview&list=UUDAFVWfTVqzTfN5AvxJbHKw

It's just because it's filmed with the laugh-track in mind, so there are long scripted pauses where nothing happens & the timing gets all fuckey.

[heroicraptor]

"Tennis is more believable" was funny.

[Halo Infinity]

It looks like this URL is still working. Just post any URL in it and watch the words change. :p

http://www.pornolize.com/

[Space Suicide]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

[october_midnight]

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/halloween-meme-facepalm-picard.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/halloween-meme-obama-hope.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/halloween-meme-condescending-wonka.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/halloween-meme-aliens-guy.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/halloween-meme-fry.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/halloween-meme-joseph-ducreux.jpg

[Charmingly Miserable]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/times-when-its-totally-ok-to-use-gay-porn-as-a-reaction-ac

[ibanez33]

those costumes would have been hilarious like 3 years ago

[binaryhermit]

Ted Cruz...

[october_midnight]

those costumes would have been hilarious like 3 years ago

You sure showed me.

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23gnen4BGQ

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
It reminded me of Rocko's Modern Life, and it also made me wonder if that was supposed to be some sort of subtle reference to Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2. :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOkMlTMLcAg

[october_midnight]

lol at people who still live at home.

[henryeatscereal]

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4494/3s9b.jpg

[johnhenry]

http://i.imgur.com/jo3xiZN.jpg

[sentient02970]

Hoveround takes me where I wanna go...where will it send me?

[Halo Infinity]

I just saw this as soon as I went to YouTube. :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYFD18BwmJ4

[Halo Infinity]

@october_midnight (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=288) - Going old school. Throwback time. Yes, I still somehow remember, and yes, I was that Kristoffer back in the day. I only mean this in good fun. :)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2Jyw6kO8x_c/S36Cy5CwIvI/AAAAAAAAA-k/uTrjBIKcJgQ/s1600/IronyMeterSplode.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/Bambi-thumper-adult.png - I actually thought I'd see more of him in the new ETS too.

Those were some crazy times, weren't they? There was also certain hairstyle I still remember, and it was sort of like Chris Vrenna's hairstyle too. This all came back to me as my birthday is in October, and thought I'd also post this while there's still a little October left, and it reminded me of your username. :)

[Space Suicide]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a3e20abfaad63b6c276f5dcf25687c6/tumblr_muwg02JYql1qha3ipo1_r1_500.jpg

[october_midnight]

Drinking a mocha after a night spent out sipping on Jameson's. I'm all for the sipping whisky (especially for its warming qualities in the colder weather) but fuckssakes having it on special for $3.99 is dangerous. Shit's a game changer...

[sick among the pure]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a3e20abfaad63b6c276f5dcf25687c6/tumblr_muwg02JYql1qha3ipo1_r1_500.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a693abd2a23aa0a09b24ff08a1992f3c/tumblr_mkyw6gas5q1r5a4tho1_500.gif

Edit: also, a waring, don't tumblr # search for Rusty Shackelford in the hopes of finding hilarious Dale pics and gifs, it's 99% unrelated porn. :|

[nemesiswontdie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iyeUcFKRv4

[henryeatscereal]

Gold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTvksxaNIfU

[Halo Infinity]

It's just one of those things that are so bad, and so stupid, that it's really funny. At least to me that is. :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rrmL6zMF_g

[october_midnight]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1375014_10152004916571803_1497781207_n.jpg

[VenturaLocal]

David Lynch Teaches You to Cook His Quinoa Recipe in a Weird, Surrealist Video (http://www.openculture.com/2013/10/david-lynch-teaches-you-to-cook-his-quinoa-recipe-in-a-weird-surrealist-video.html)

http://www.openculture.com/2013/10/david-lynch-teaches-you-to-cook-his-quinoa-recipe-in-a-weird-surrealist-video.html

[VenturaLocal]

http://i.imgur.com/jo3xiZN.jpg

Merica! Fuck yeah!

[Louie_Cypher]

Everybody robo dance!
http://laughingsquid.com/incredible-robot-dance-by-the-robotboys-and-poppin-john/

[ManBurning]

Gold



I always see your posts everywhere on the board and the first thing that pops in my head is "I wonder what kinda Cereal Henry eats?"
So, just a few mins ago, I was looking in the Cinema section and I just so happen to be eating cereal myself, and I saw your last post in the Simpsons thread, and I was like "Hey, it's Henryeatscereal, I wonder what cereal he eats..." Then I looked down and noticed I was eating cereal, so I was like... OK, that's enough if there is a good time to ask this question now is it... But I can't derail the Simpsons thread to ask such a stupid question... Where should I ask it... *DING* Raandom Stupidity!!!

Sooo... A question that has been burning on the tip of my (and possibly other members) tounge whenever we see your posts, what kinda cereal DO you eat?

[henryeatscereal]

I always see your posts everywhere on the board and the first thing that pops in my head is "I wonder what kinda Cereal Henry eats?"
So, just a few mins ago, I was looking in the Cinema section and I just so happen to be eating cereal myself, and I saw your last post in the Simpsons thread, and I was like "Hey, it's Henryeatscereal, I wonder what cereal he eats..." Then I looked down and noticed I was eating cereal, so I was like... OK, that's enough if there is a good time to ask this question now is it... But I can't derail the Simpsons thread to ask such a stupid question... Where should I ask it... *DING* Raandom Stupidity!!!

Sooo... A question that has been burning on the tip of my (and possibly other members) tounge whenever we see your posts, what kinda cereal DO you eat?
Hahaha, that's kind of a long answer... i eat all kind of cereals and i mean ALL kinds (my wife even like those kind of Fiber-fruity-diet-cereals that only women that do yoga eat...).

But if we're talking my personal taste i would say my favorite cereal is "Corn Pops" (eating a bowl right now!), yet i'm a huge fan of "Boo Berry" (and all the General Mills cereals...). I also like a lot: "Froot Loops", "Cini Minis" and the "Kellog's frosted flakes".

For some reason i dislike the "Honey Smacks" and "Special K", specially Special "K", lol...

[Halo Infinity]

henryeatscereal Yoshata


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeUHOe9_iI

[Fixer808]

Huh... I have mixed feelings about that video. I think ICP and juggalos are absolutely the worst, like worse than the League of Nations and ebola combined, but hey, Tosh put that kid in a room with his idols and made him happy [to be in the presence of a pair of abhorrent white-trash man-children]!

[Halo Infinity]

@henryeatscereal (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1572) - You can find the rest of the pictures just like this screenshot of the old ETS here (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/threads/69-Little-things-that-cheer-you-up?p=145259#post145259). I just thought you'd like it as a fan of David Lynch and Lost Highway. It was also posted by @halloween (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=95). :p

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t248/5laisa/Random/fuck.jpg

[october_midnight]

Scroll down to Riker! (http://scrolldowntoriker.com/)

[Halo Infinity]

Huh... I have mixed feelings about that video. I think ICP and juggalos are absolutely the worst, like worse than the League of Nations and ebola combined, but hey, Tosh put that kid in a room with his idols and made him happy [to be in the presence of a pair of abhorrent white-trash man-children]!
I see what you mean, but it's actually the video remixed into Yoshi's Island. I thought henryeatscereal and Yoshata would've liked it as Nintendo/Mario fans. And that's true, it must've been the best moment of his life so far. He actually has several other raps, and they're hilariously/equally awful, as I'm sure he was just messing around the whole time. I don't blame him for taking down his actual channel though, since hindsight can be a bitch.

As for ICP and their fans, I just take it as one big joke, and I while I get ICP's message, I can see and accept why they're looked at that way. Juggalos and Juggalettes brought it upon themselves, especially the more "hardcore" ones.

@henryeatscereal (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1572) - I've also imagined that you were big on Froot Loops, Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks, and Frosted Flakes. However, those also seem to be my top 5 cereals at the moment, considering how Oreo O's were discontinued. Oreo O's really were the shit. I also like Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but haven't gotten into them as much as I've used to.

Damn, so perhaps there could be some room for a cereal thread after all? Oh yes, and I just remembered to post the following videos. I love ICP parodies since they obviously give off a lot of material for parodies. (Now that ICP has been inevitably brought up.) :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgVD9tLkJAo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4G6-DGzAUg

There was Homies spoof I used to come across, but I can't seem to find it as of now. Oh well, I hope they're at least found to be funny here anyway. :p I'm also sure this was posted somewhere else in the forums before, but I thought of posting it anyway. I also never really got over YouTube Poops.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HovO5EiE_yQ


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDYg3JVUonk

[Ryan]

http://i.imgur.com/wig9PGA.gif

http://i.imgur.com/1qCzTuD.gif

http://i.imgur.com/TcvlUpP.gif

[leo3375]

That reminds me:

The Oatmeal: Why the Mantis Shrimp is My New Favorite Animal (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

[Ryan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abwIxwwRHKQ

[sick among the pure]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abwIxwwRHKQ

I don't know why I watched the whole thing...

[henryeatscereal]

@henryeatscereal (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1572) - I've also imagined that you were big on Froot Loops, Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks, and Frosted Flakes. However, those also seem to be my top 5 cereals at the moment, consider how Oreo O's were discontinued. Oreo O's really were the shit. I also like Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but haven't gotten into them as much as I've used to.

Oh man, the Oreo O's were the shit, sadly they didn't stuck much in Mexico (im pretty sure the assholes from Kellog's had something to do with it, lol!)
The Lucky charms are great but i'm always picking "Froot Loops" over them, dunno why... personal taste, i guess...

All this "cereal talk" reminded me to this awesome image, now i'm thinking on changing my username, lol...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b240/kam_soluusar/Funny Stuff/Cereal.jpg

[leo3375]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100729021848/familyguy/images/9/99/Bclub.png

[ManBurning]

All this cereal talk made me remember a video a saw a while back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4_3y7Kw88

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UduhrT1f00

[henryeatscereal]

^hahahaha, i'm glad my username started this!

Also:

http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/funny-Captain-Crunch-commander-lie.jpg

[kevinbeetle]

^hahahaha, i'm glad my username started this!

Also:

http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/funny-Captain-Crunch-commander-lie.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/19/article-0-1A64E6F7000005DC-792_634x286.jpg

[henryeatscereal]

Leave Crunchie alone!!! :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqMFV-QbxSE&list=PLnYFbIC2Jog7kiQUuG8KHJq4qd3GkKzI6

[onthewall2983]

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Cheers-Halloween-Costume.jpg

[leo3375]

One last cereal Stupidity. It's an oldie but a classic:

http://www.rob-sheridan.com/sketchblog/pics/cerealmascotreunion.jpg

[ibanez33]

Well since the cereal thing is over, anybody wanna help me come up with a new WiFi network name? Something booze-related, but also funny or with a pun in it somewhere. The only leads we have are something along the lines of "wi = wine", but we're open to suggestions.

[ManBurning]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIckA35S-TA

[Beef of the Sea]

Well since the cereal thing is over, anybody wanna help me come up with a new WiFi network name? Something booze-related, but also funny or with a pun in it somewhere. The only leads we have are something along the lines of "wi = wine", but we're open to suggestions.

wi-Fi of the shitacane?

[Ryan]

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1391515_1681552961899948_2043917146_n.jpg

[october_midnight]

Well since the cereal thing is over, anybody wanna help me come up with a new WiFi network name? Something booze-related, but also funny or with a pun in it somewhere. The only leads we have are something along the lines of "wi = wine", but we're open to suggestions.

It Burns When IP

[october_midnight]

Selfies at Funerals (http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/)

[Halo Infinity]

Whoa... if you lived long enough all right... that quote reigns so true... I didn't even think that anybody would've gotten out of their way to actually do that, let alone even think about it. :p

[orestes]

Bad screen grab or is it?

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/194pzvu0tjr9kjpg/original.jpg

[october_midnight]

http://www.maniacworld.com/Syrup-Will-Soon-Have-its-Revenge.jpg

[henryeatscereal]

I know you guys had plenty of cereal, but i figured out i'll post this, since it's almost Halloween...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2jZNiY_698

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RAOkMMtWEo

[october_midnight]

http://i.imgur.com/SF6CBKx.png

[Ryan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ynL3m3XAbE

[october_midnight]

Article (http://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-plane-pooping-story-ever-1456846301)

Just over halfway through the flight, all the coffee in my stomach feels like it's percolating its way down into my lower intestine. I hunker down and try and focus on other things. What feels like an hour, but probably isn't more than twenty minutes, passes. We then enter what turns out to be pretty violent turbulence. With each bounce, I have to fight my body, trying not to shit my pants. "Thirty minutes to landing, maybe forty five" I try and tell myself, each jostle a gamble I can't afford to lose. I signal to [the flight attendant] and she heads toward me.

"Excuse me, where is the bathroom, because I don't see a door?" I ask while still devoting considerable energy to fighting off what starts to feel like someone shook a seltzer bottle and shoved it up my ass. She looks at me, bemused, and says, "Well, we don't really have one per se." She continues, "Technically, we have one, but it's really just for emergencies. Don't worry, we're landing shortly anyway."

"I'm pretty sure this qualifies as an emergency," I manage to mutter through my grimace. I can see the fear in her face as she points nervously to the back seat. The turbulence outside is matched only by the cyclone that is ravaging my bowels. She points to the back of the plane and says, "There. The toilet is there." For a brief instant, relief passes over my face. She continues, "If you pull away the leather cushion from that seat, it's under there. There's a small privacy screen that pulls up around it, but that's it." At this point, I was committed. She had just lit the dynamite and the mine shaft was set to blow.
I turn to look where she is pointing and I get the urge to cry. I do cry, but my face is so tightly clenched it makes no difference. The "toilet" seat is occupied by the CFO, i.e. our fucking client. Our fucking female fucking client!

Up to this point, nobody has observed my struggle or my exchange with the flight attendant. "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." That's all I can say as I limp toward her like Quasimodo impersonating a penguin, and begin my explanation. Of course, as soon as my competitors see me talking to the CFO, they all perk up to find out what the hell I'm doing.

Given my jovial nature and fun-loving attitude thus far on the roadshow, almost everybody thinks I'm joking. She, however, knows right away that I am anything but and jumps up, moving quickly to where I had been sitting. I now had to remove the seat top – no easy task when you can barely stand upright, are getting tossed around like a hoodrat at a block party, and are fighting against a gastrointestinal Mt. Vesuvius.

I manage to peel back the leather seat top to find a rather luxurious looking commode, with a nice cherry or walnut frame. It had obviously never been used, ever. Why this moment of clarity came to me, I do not know. Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation. The lament lasted only a second as I was quickly back to concentrating on the tiny muscle that stood between me and molten hot lava.


I reach down and pull up the privacy screens, with only seconds to spare before I erupt. It's an alka-seltzer bomb, nothing but air and liquid spraying out in all directions – a Jackson Pollock masterpiece. The pressure is now reversed. I feel like I'm going to have a stroke, I push so hard to end the relief, the tormented sublime relief.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." My apologies do nothing to drown out the heinous noises that seem to carry on and reverberate throughout the small cabin indefinitely. If that's not bad enough, I have one more major problem. The privacy screen stops right around shoulder level. I am sitting there, a disembodied head, in the back of the plane, on a bucking bronco for a toilet, all while looking my colleagues, competitors, and clients directly in the eyes. "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" briefly comes to mind.
I literally could reach out with my left hand and rest it on the shoulder of the person adjacent to me. It was virtually impossible for him, or any of the others, and by others I mean high profile business partners and clients, to avert their eyes. They squirm and try not to look, inclined to do their best to carry on and pretend as if nothing out of the ordinary was happening, that they weren't sharing a stall with some guy crapping his intestines out. Releasing smelly, sweaty, shame at 100 feet per second.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry" is all the ashamed disembodied head can say…over and over again. Not that it mattered.

[Ryan]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2150f90dfdb7bc79e62af513b771c1ad/tumblr_mvcw0fFV4L1r7gwedo1_500.png

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.maniacworld.com/Syrup-Will-Soon-Have-its-Revenge.jpg
It's so sticky... ON THE INSIDE. :p

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnZmDXXXDTU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HbzBq9a7rA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nEWzP6xCW4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byvDODXxNYk

[The_Prowler]

Article (http://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-plane-pooping-story-ever-1456846301)

Just over halfway through the flight, all the coffee in my stomach feels like it's percolating its way down into my lower intestine. I hunker down and try and focus on other things. What feels like an hour, but probably isn't more than twenty minutes, passes. We then enter what turns out to be pretty violent turbulence. With each bounce, I have to fight my body, trying not to shit my pants. "Thirty minutes to landing, maybe forty five" I try and tell myself, each jostle a gamble I can't afford to lose. I signal to [the flight attendant] and she heads toward me.

"Excuse me, where is the bathroom, because I don't see a door?" I ask while still devoting considerable energy to fighting off what starts to feel like someone shook a seltzer bottle and shoved it up my ass. She looks at me, bemused, and says, "Well, we don't really have one per se." She continues, "Technically, we have one, but it's really just for emergencies. Don't worry, we're landing shortly anyway."

"I'm pretty sure this qualifies as an emergency," I manage to mutter through my grimace. I can see the fear in her face as she points nervously to the back seat. The turbulence outside is matched only by the cyclone that is ravaging my bowels. She points to the back of the plane and says, "There. The toilet is there." For a brief instant, relief passes over my face. She continues, "If you pull away the leather cushion from that seat, it's under there. There's a small privacy screen that pulls up around it, but that's it." At this point, I was committed. She had just lit the dynamite and the mine shaft was set to blow.
I turn to look where she is pointing and I get the urge to cry. I do cry, but my face is so tightly clenched it makes no difference. The "toilet" seat is occupied by the CFO, i.e. our fucking client. Our fucking female fucking client!

Up to this point, nobody has observed my struggle or my exchange with the flight attendant. "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." That's all I can say as I limp toward her like Quasimodo impersonating a penguin, and begin my explanation. Of course, as soon as my competitors see me talking to the CFO, they all perk up to find out what the hell I'm doing.

Given my jovial nature and fun-loving attitude thus far on the roadshow, almost everybody thinks I'm joking. She, however, knows right away that I am anything but and jumps up, moving quickly to where I had been sitting. I now had to remove the seat top – no easy task when you can barely stand upright, are getting tossed around like a hoodrat at a block party, and are fighting against a gastrointestinal Mt. Vesuvius.

I manage to peel back the leather seat top to find a rather luxurious looking commode, with a nice cherry or walnut frame. It had obviously never been used, ever. Why this moment of clarity came to me, I do not know. Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation. The lament lasted only a second as I was quickly back to concentrating on the tiny muscle that stood between me and molten hot lava.


I reach down and pull up the privacy screens, with only seconds to spare before I erupt. It's an alka-seltzer bomb, nothing but air and liquid spraying out in all directions – a Jackson Pollock masterpiece. The pressure is now reversed. I feel like I'm going to have a stroke, I push so hard to end the relief, the tormented sublime relief.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." My apologies do nothing to drown out the heinous noises that seem to carry on and reverberate throughout the small cabin indefinitely. If that's not bad enough, I have one more major problem. The privacy screen stops right around shoulder level. I am sitting there, a disembodied head, in the back of the plane, on a bucking bronco for a toilet, all while looking my colleagues, competitors, and clients directly in the eyes. "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" briefly comes to mind.
I literally could reach out with my left hand and rest it on the shoulder of the person adjacent to me. It was virtually impossible for him, or any of the others, and by others I mean high profile business partners and clients, to avert their eyes. They squirm and try not to look, inclined to do their best to carry on and pretend as if nothing out of the ordinary was happening, that they weren't sharing a stall with some guy crapping his intestines out. Releasing smelly, sweaty, shame at 100 feet per second.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry" is all the ashamed disembodied head can say…over and over again. Not that it mattered.
I came dangerously close to shitting myself laughing while reading this. His pure talent for the written word really adds an extra ten layers to it that would have been lacking from so many other writers. Or maybe it's the fact that poop jokes really never do get old and I'm just a giant child.

Either way, it was brilliant.

[ambergris]

I think today is the day I stop playing Cookie Clicker....Yes, there are two more possible upgrades, but I need 500 and 2000 heavenly chips for them. I can get the 500 if I reset today and start anew. But then I'd just do it for that last upgrade. And that's going to take another week or so.... But today I'll be 100% upgrades and 100% achievements for the first time (apparently the heavenly chips upgrades don't count?). However, I have to say that after the first reset, getting to where I was before took relatively little time.

[Louie_Cypher]

Oh myyy! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=789858474376941&set=a.737221629640626.1073741825.205344452828349&type=1&theater
I got Nancy Botwin, Morgan Freeman, and the Batman, I figure Nancy can smoke them out, Morgan can talk them down, and then the Batman does the rest, if anything the narrative will be epic
-Louie

[Fixer808]

http://www.facepalm.com/img6/mind-blown-33639_w.jpg

[the duder]

http://vimeo.com/m/78343974

[aggroculture]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfevfLbef1qf91leo1_400.gif



and



http://31.media.tumblr.com/5f10516d90b104a5535abfa31acecf6f/tumblr_mtaiq5ek4z1qhhghgo1_500.gif
@ uglyuglyemptiness

[Big Fat Matt]

Things in my life need to change soon.

Change has always terrified me.

[miss k bee]

Who knew eating salads could bring such happiness!

http://womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com/

[october_midnight]

PornHub Comments on Stock Photos (http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/)

[-digital-]

This image came up when I google image searched "The Brown Eye of Sauron"

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n266/jaydoublea/galacse.jpg

[Space Suicide]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK-oQfFToVg&feature=share

[october_midnight]

Cosplayers photographed in their homes. (http://fashionablygeek.com/costumes/cosplayers-photographed-at-their-homes-is-kinda-weird/#QcbubC8hMkgcZIYw.99)

http://cdn4.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/c9_Upload.jpg

http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/c5_Upload.jpg

http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/c3_Upload.jpg

[Halo Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx-vuQv6t1E

[johnhenry]

11/1/13, 8:30am

http://i.imgur.com/ppBYcgz.jpg

[Iran_Ed]

http://i.imgur.com/xSVIZhW.gif

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

Oh my God. I never realized how EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that movie stays glued to the middle third of the frame for almost the entire film. Mind blown.

[marodi]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbest-things-that-have-ever-happened

[henryeatscereal]

^woa so cool! now someone should do a "2001" gif

[Fixer808]

Oh my God. I never realized how EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that movie stays glued to the middle third of the frame for almost the entire film. Mind blown.
Try in almost the entirety OF HIS FILMS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXq5rcY4_TU

[hollowed_point]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbest-things-that-have-ever-happened


Holy fucking shit I laughed.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr02/3/10/enhanced-buzz-10805-1383493841-13.jpg

[jessamineny]

When I was a little girl, I found a Playgirl and was baffled by the hole. I finally decided that you must put clitorises inside the penis to have sex. :D

[hollowed_point]

I was like 11 when I saw my first porn, and I was totally unprepared. A guy was going down on a girl, and my first thought was,

"that is so freaking gross. Look at all that spit and goop. I am never doin' that shit."

[october_midnight]

http://i.imgur.com/h5WuF5W.gif

[Warped_Savant]

Try in almost the entirety OF HIS FILMS
Most films pre-2000 or so are like that. The idea being that when the sides were cut off for home viewing the shots would still look framed properly without having to edit the movie with pan and scan.
(Or, at least, as far as I understand it.)

[Pillfred]

This image came up when I google image searched "The Brown Eye of Sauron"

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n266/jaydoublea/galacse.jpg

Ahahaha....