Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[GibbonBlack]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

[ldopa]

i don't get it...HELP!! what was the third one?

XD

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuHO2KcX6bI

[ziltoid]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/876/504/292.gif

[Ryan]

tony.parente

http://m.theage.com.au/national/melbourne-man-faces-stiff-opposition-to-penis-signature-20160106-gm0sx6.html#ixzz3wfGoTW7l

[october_midnight]

http://i.imgur.com/QNZQAbG.gifv

[kel]

http://i.imgur.com/QNZQAbG.gifv

made my day.

[Halo Infinity]

@henryeatscereal (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1572) @Ryan (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=67) @ManBurning (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=33) @SM Rollinger (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1705) @Wretchedest (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=107) @Self.Destructive.Pattern (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=602) REPLICA

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667048 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667048)

[tony.parente]

Ryan is this you? my god lmao
http://i.imgur.com/umt4On6.jpg

[Ryan]

lmfao

im like the Kramer to your Jerry

[Ryan]

Guide it up your asshole like I'm docking into a space station...

[tony.parente]

Goddammit is it you?!?!

[Ryan]

You'll never know

[orestes]

Can't breathe. (http://tokuisora.tumblr.com/post/136966820225)

[muad'nin]

Ryan as a fellow Australian, you might get a kick out of this.


http://youtu.be/yDb_WsAt_Z0

[Ryan]

lol, I'm in the top 5 likes given and top 5 face palms received -

I am yin and yang.


http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/thanks.php


Still!!!!!!!!!

[tony.parente]

Still!!!!!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/61Yzkvgl.jpg
I mean...

[Halo Infinity]

Deepvoid

:p

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv% 3DukJ8mBnWxnY&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 DvPRfP_TEQ-g&start2=0&authorName=NobodyKnows

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv% 3DukJ8mBnWxnY&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 DVBVizIbJKLg&start2=&authorName=NobodyKnows

[baudolino]

Stephen Colbert nails Sarah Palin or something like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LPR7DktumA

[Bachy]

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/16ss7.gif

[tony.parente]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/691044297869643776/pu/vid/1280x720/E2chPMhm9TgXc8Bh.mp4

So this is weird.

[eversonpoe]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/691044297869643776/pu/vid/1280x720/E2chPMhm9TgXc8Bh.mp4

So this is weird.

why? because the kid cares about his skin? good for him. i wish i didn't hate the way lotion felt because my hands are always super dry and gross.

[tony.parente]

why? because the kid cares about his skin? good for him. i wish i didn't hate the way lotion felt because my hands are always super dry and gross.

It's weird and you know it.

[october_midnight]

https://vid.me/KuIU

[tony.parente]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIqMp-erjvg&feature=youtu.be
I'm not sure what I like better, the amazing koi fish he ends up with or his bro ass cat.

[kel]

i've sent friend requests to those of you i can find on fb. if a weird looking guy named kelby shows up, it's just me.

on topic: the pioneer woman on the food network is the worst.

[DigitalChaos]

holy fuck this is funny


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w26BiK6Baxo

[kel]

ANOTHER tornado warning? like, shut your dick off.

[tony.parente]

If anyone wants to add me on Facebook I'm Tony Bologna on there. You should be able to figure out who I am.

[Mantra]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12642484_10156420250950333_8774574345435608146_n.j pg?oh=40a292a8365247107a1a86d97979c569&oe=5737AA6E

[tony.parente]

This would be pretty baiting in the feminism thread but I had to post this here. I love Shoeonhead so much.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGwfGSHJCY

[aggroculture]

http://49.media.tumblr.com/2a642a1497a74be99c818c19ccde646d/tumblr_o1urbimQb21qmgs7no1_400.gif

[halloween]

I joked saying that if Brazil doesn't protest the rise in tax on chocolate, I'm moving to Switzerland. A friend said, "Take me with you!" and I said "Ok, you can use my dog carrier" and everyone's reaction was "What?" then they laughed. I've always realized my humor was different than my sisters, and now I'm realizing it's different than all her friend's too. Awkward...but at least they laughed afterwards, but I think it was more at me being random than the idea of me taking him in a dog carrier. *Shrug*

[eversonpoe]

I joked saying that if Brazil doesn't protest the rise in tax on chocolate, I'm moving to Switzerland. A friend said, "Take me with you!" and I said "Ok, you can use my dog carrier" and everyone's reaction was "What?" then they laughed. I've always realized my humor was different than my sisters, and now I'm realizing it's different than all her friend's too. Awkward...but at least they laughed afterwards, but I think it was more at me being random than the idea of me taking him in a dog carrier. *Shrug*

i really think it's just phrasing. if you had said "ok, i'll bring you in my dog carrier" i think it would have made more sense (and been hilarious). the way you worded it, i thought you were offering the use of your dog carrier for the friend's dog.

[ldopa]

This would be pretty baiting in the feminism thread but I had to post this here. I love Shoeonhead so much.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGwfGSHJCY

this bitch is my new hero.

[october_midnight]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaSnGwD2qM

[onthewall2983]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaYo9lsUsAEQlda.jpg:large

[october_midnight]

Well, here's another thing to add to the list of 'will never unsee'....

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1933915_10153724342980340_4475626221594618673_n.jp g?oh=bbafa5ce6c254b661af724a4a688fb8f&oe=5722E6B1&__gda__=1462845482_d25a7d4c7cc256b08b19b12c7e6a882 3

[Halo Infinity]

@october_midnight (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=288) - That actually took me back to when YTMND did the very same exact thing to me when it came to seeing the FedEx logo. It definitely deserves to be on that list as well. :p

http://fedexarrow.ytmnd.com/

http://arrowfedex.ytmnd.com/

http://secretfedexarrow.ytmnd.com/

http://arrowlol.ytmnd.com/

(http://arrowlol.ytmnd.com/)http://thesecretoffedex.ytmnd.com/

Oh yeah, and this too. :p

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/da/6d/d2/da6dd254bd9afb625f49d42f9113cc48.jpg


(http://thesecretoffedex.ytmnd.com/)

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJlym6zL9Yg

[richardp]

I made some Valentines Cards for all of you heathens

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/t31.0-8/12697068_10153303379947823_7360192108516263191_o.j pg
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/t31.0-8/12640521_10153303379952823_2550639257937904283_o.j pg
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/t31.0-8/12657876_10153303379957823_8848780791181079218_o.j pg
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/12657202_10153303622177823_5633558939456067328_o.j pg

[onthewall2983]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12644785_10153785895651648_3910205406651360776_n.j pg?oh=c3cd4cdf6f9ead6f4bcd8663d3af6097&oe=5767964C

[Sallos]

http://49.media.tumblr.com/2a642a1497a74be99c818c19ccde646d/tumblr_o1urbimQb21qmgs7no1_400.gif

the little kid died and his big brother will have to live knowing that his awesomeness is the culprit. But my,oh my, it was worth it, the GIF gods have blessed us once again.

http://i.imgur.com/wW1dH66.gif?noredirect

[GibbonBlack]

the little kid died and his big brother will have to live knowing that his awesomeness is the culprit. But my,oh my, it was worth it, the GIF gods have blessed us once again.



I'm 90% sure it's fake from an advert here in the UK

/edit. Maybe not but here's a page on Snopes forum about it http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=77246

[aggroculture]

I dunno, this says it was staged, and no one died: http://www.adweek.com/socialtimes/magic-trick-death-hoax/78967

[Dra508]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98lOJGTe1M0&sns=em

[Sallos]

I'm 90% sure it's fake from an advert here in the UK

/edit. Maybe not but here's a page on Snopes forum about it http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=77246


I dunno, this says it was staged, and no one died: http://www.adweek.com/socialtimes/magic-trick-death-hoax/78967

Why did you have to ruin it for everybody?

[GibbonBlack]

Why did you have to ruin it for everybody?

For fun :D

[october_midnight]

https://vine.co/v/MvU2ZqvhQ2z

[sentient02970]

http://i.giphy.com/26FPJm87RwoGKJhza.gif

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIYB1y11AQ

[GibbonBlack]

I shopped this up after a friend couldn't stop laughing towards the end of Titanic because she kept hearing Dory say "Hey, I seen a boat! It passed by not too long ago" in her head.

http://i.imgur.com/vvNst6W.jpg

[thevoid99]

You know something. One of my gripes about Titanic was that there was room for both of them on that thing. If one of them was on top of the other, they would both be fine.

[Ryan]

This is how tony.parente's relationship started with me (me on the left)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/385f07a70e6a8e123cd0b8febe888f30/tumblr_nwsyigUsxF1r3educo1_400.gif

[GibbonBlack]

You know something. One of my gripes about Titanic was that there was room for both of them on that thing. If one of them was on top of the other, they would both be fine.

Buoyancy. They literally show the door toppling when they try that. Mythbusters did a bit on it and found that they could have both been on the door if they had put Rose's life preserver underneath it....but who would have thought of that?

[eversonpoe]

You know something. One of my gripes about Titanic was that there was room for both of them on that thing. If one of them was on top of the other, they would both be fine.


Buoyancy. They literally show the door toppling when they try that. Mythbusters did a bit on it and found that they could have both been on the door if they had put Rose's life preserver underneath it....but who would have thought of that?

yeah, i just watched that episode! i loved that at the end, james cameron was basically like "well, the script said he had to die, guys, so it doesn't really matter."

[thevoid99]

yeah, i just watched that episode! i loved that at the end, james cameron was basically like "well, the script said he had to die, guys, so it doesn't really matter."

I'm sorry but that ending sucks. Jack could've been on top of her and if they really wanted to make themselves warm. They could've had sex at least. Sure, they'll be stuck together when they're found but they'll be alive. All they would need is some hot water and live happily ever after. The old Rose would've said "Jack died a few years ago by the way. Life hasn't been the same since and now I hope to go as well and see him again."

[fillow]

He could've also drawn himself haked next to her. Just for lulz.

[GibbonBlack]

I'm sorry but that ending sucks. Jack could've been on top of her and if they really wanted to make themselves warm. They could've had sex at least. Sure, they'll be stuck together when they're found but they'll be alive. All they would need is some hot water and live happily ever after. The old Rose would've said "Jack died a few years ago by the way. Life hasn't been the same since and now I hope to go as well and see him again."

Jack, and then Rose, dying is what makes the ending. He sacrifices himself so that she can go off and make each day count before dying an old lady warm in her bed just like she promised. That's the romance of the flick. The door nearly topples when Jack tries to get on it so he couldn't get on top of Rose. It's not hard science. It's a love story.

Now stop trying to ruin that movie for me. You'll make me cry.

[Mantra]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mMfUeqPsOqI/T6Uft1gCQHI/AAAAAAAAAI8/wHO5eIhauQg/s1600/Titanic+Floating+Door+Facts+-+Explained.jpg

[Ryan]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mMfUeqPsOqI/T6Uft1gCQHI/AAAAAAAAAI8/wHO5eIhauQg/s1600/Titanic+Floating+Door+Facts+-+Explained.jpg

Well shut me up!

[tony.parente]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpid1uCvwjw
GUYS

[Ryan]

not sure whether to post in X-files thread or here...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/90689653a7aaddee6a4c7b376e311c58/tumblr_nbpw0p63Dq1tghz4zo1_500.jpg

[sick among the pure]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epIT4-gF__M

[Bachy]

Eventually you get lucky and find the right one, but until then, this is the Dating Life in a nutshell:

http://m0.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/08114756/bobrakes.gif

[Ryan]

Eventually you get lucky and find the right one, but until then, this is the Dating Life in a nutshell:

http://m0.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/08114756/bobrakes.gif

I love that scene.

[GibbonBlack]

This was with my Blu Ray of The Martian. Top marks for it really.

http://i.imgur.com/VC2PYaZ.jpg

[Ryan]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/00835633d12616ea8e91592675e0a6fd/tumblr_nlhwhumNhn1rsigupo1_400.jpg

[halloween]

White text over a white body = unreadable. Is that the joke?

[Conan The Barbarian]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/00835633d12616ea8e91592675e0a6fd/tumblr_nlhwhumNhn1rsigupo1_400.jpg

holy shit lol

[the duder]

White text over a white body = unreadable. Is that the joke?

Yes. It is.

[the duder]

"There are soft pops and hard pops."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGBdeQfcjLU

[Ryan]

http://i.imgur.com/aH6LXNs.png

[cashpiles (closed)]

I'm being for real here ok. I'm posting what I'm about to say in this thread because it could be considered Random Stupidity, but in my mind it's very plausible. Also, I'm posting here because there's less of a chance of Trent seeing it. If he does indeed check this forum out sometimes, I'd imagine he goes to the NIN section. Even he would probably want fan feedback. It's valuable information.

OK. So here it is.

The "Worst NIN Song" thread has recently become one of the more popular threads in the NIN section. And I think the reason (though many may not have realized it yet) is that subconsciously we're getting pissed off or impatient with Trent not announcing any new details about his new material. Subconsciously we may feel disrespected in some way. Furthermore, although maybe not when it first started, but now subconsciously we are hoping Trent sees the thread so that he senses our impatience/pissed offness about not feeling respected. It's like we're dissing Trent because he is dissing us.

OK. That's it. Stupid theory right? But I think there could be something to it.

[GibbonBlack]

there's always been a thread discussing our least favourite songs. That one is just a retread.

[Khrz]

there's always been a thread discussing our least favourite songs. That one is just a retread.

Not to mention than most NIN fans are kinda used to waiting at this point. I'm not certain that we're the most entitled of crowds when it comes to "timely deliveries". After all, we're the ones who gave a whole new meaning to "soon".

[Seed_0]

I'm being for real here ok. I'm posting what I'm about to say in this thread because it could be considered Random Stupidity, but in my mind it's very plausible. Also, I'm posting here because there's less of a chance of Trent seeing it. If he does indeed check this forum out sometimes, I'd imagine he goes to the NIN section. Even he would probably want fan feedback. It's valuable information.

OK. So here it is.

The "Worst NIN Song" thread has recently become one of the more popular threads in the NIN section. And I think the reason (though many may not have realized it yet) is that subconsciously we're getting pissed off or impatient with Trent not announcing any new details about his new material. Subconsciously we may feel disrespected in some way. Furthermore, although maybe not when it first started, but now subconsciously we are hoping Trent sees the thread so that he senses our impatience/pissed offness about not feeling respected. It's like we're dissing Trent because he is dissing us.

OK. That's it. Stupid theory right? But I think there could be something to it.

Shame on us and our dirty littles hearts. I started the thread for fun. No body likes everything, and everyone likes nothing.

[sick among the pure]

Shame on us and our dirty littles hearts. I started the thread for fun. No body likes everything, and everyone likes nothing.
I like everything. I also like every song.
I also like tacos.
Damnit, now I'm hungry.

As far as

The "Worst NIN Song" thread has recently become one of the more popular threads in the NIN section. And I think the reason (though many may not have realized it yet) is that subconsciously we're getting pissed off or impatient with Trent not announcing any new details about his new material. Subconsciously we may feel disrespected in some way. Furthermore, although maybe not when it first started, but now subconsciously we are hoping Trent sees the thread so that he senses our impatience/pissed offness about not feeling respected. It's like we're dissing Trent because he is dissing us.

OK. That's it. Stupid theory right? But I think there could be something to it.

NIN fans... have always been kinda assholes. We love Trent's music, most of us also like Trent himself. But yeah, by in large, we are assholes. I mean, fans are the reason Trent quit twitter, and barely uses any social media (at least, publicly).
I don't imagine that if Trent were to see the "worst NIN song" thread he would care that much anymore. He already knows how a majority of the most vocal fans feel about Everything, I mean, the band practiced it and then never performed it because it became an irritant to Trent, thinking about the fan reception.
I mean, do you remember when he ripped someone a new hole when they compared Me, I'm Not to KMFDM? A topic where we all discuss our least favorite song, I wouldn't imagine, would hurt his feelings. In order to have a favorite song, you have to have a least favorite.
I do think there is a little bit of truth to the idea that people are flocking to that topic right now specifically because we know something is in the works, a few somethings actually, and we're kinda grumpy that we have to keep waiting. There is something to the psychology of waiting, where if you know something is coming this year, the wait seems more urgent than if you didn't know something was coming in such a broad timeframe.
Idk I'm just rambling trying to waste time until my fiance gets home and we can go get some tacos because seriously I need them now.

Edit: oh, wait, no. Do I want tacos or sushi? ETS DECIDE MY LUNCH FATE.

[Seed_0]

Edit: oh, wait, no. Do I want tacos or sushi? ETS DECIDE MY LUNCH FATE.

chimi-fuckin-changas

[Ryan]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/c0bb2ba50fc5a052f52ff3a423e1d9d0/tumblr_nwng9vCWwp1ughnwro1_500.png

[Ryan]

http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/files/2015/05/grotesque.jpg

[Ryan]

http://i.imgur.com/NL6Bk27.jpg

[Ryan]

http://imgur.com/H7Tzki5.jpg

[orestes]

This made me lol. (https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12743667_10153248460466216_6848481831974429534_n.j pg?oh=5c35e7c1f7050d2d76df2344846f2fbd&oe=576E1969)

[GibbonBlack]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZCRxxb_rwY

[onthewall2983]

http://i.imgur.com/B0j7aYH.gifv

[tony.parente]

http://imgur.com/H7Tzki5.jpg
i need a link to this video asap

[october_midnight]

Pub bathrooms in Maui are weird.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/12735565_10156479811850468_393061550_n.jpg?oh=fce7 cc287c2da3275d8f9d2c9a3d2fa2&oe=56D88427

[Ryan]

http://markmanson.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tim_optimized.png
NYRexall tony.parente

[Ryan]

http://i.imgur.com/ydzzRFp.png

[eversonpoe]

Pornhub releases data on common searches by state (http://www.vocativ.com/news/288702/dark-net-united-states-porn).

honestly really surprised NONE of the states have "anal" as their top search.

[fillow]

Because "Ryan" isn't a state?

[Khrz]

Not sure what it is about two women going at it that drives most people wild, but...

It's just that once in a while, it's nice to see someone fucking a woman properly.

[playwithfire]

Nah.


It's just that once in a while, it's nice to see someone fucking a woman properly.

Yes. <3

Stop being so charming!

[Warped_Savant]

Not sure what it is about two women going at it that drives most people wild, but...
"I've never understood men's obsession with lesbianism - a whole area of sex with nothing for them to do. I've just answered my own question haven't I?"
-Sally Harper, Coupling

[tony.parente]

Boy, Amurica sure loves it's lesbian action, much like the rest of the world. Not sure what it is about two women going at it that drives most people wild, but...

Oh wait, yes I do: it's two women going at it. And that's fucking awesome :eek:

I like pizza.
When I get a slice of pizza I am happy.
You know what's better than 1 slice of pizza?
2 slices of pizza.

Woman are like pizza only better.

[Ryan]

A lot of it -- for me, at least -- has to do with the open-mindedness of the whole thing. I've yet to meet a woman who was opposed to getting her freak on with another woman. But ask a lot of guys -- myself being one of them -- to have a go with a dude, and I'm running the other way every time. So yea, I'm envious that females can be so open about getting down with the same sex, whereas I'm just not into it on any level whatsoever.

Don't make me leak our sex tape that tony filmed.

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri6sUzMiveY

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDpALnIwTLg

[Bachy]

Easily my favorite one of these.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7PF2iQgoAM

Perfect.

[Sarah K]

I CANNOT stop laughing at this.

http://i.imgur.com/jPl9oVQ.jpg?1

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXA8eweFyfg

[playwithfire]

Honestly I think my favorite part about two women going at it is the part where I'm having lesbian sex with a woman.

[DF118]

I have developed a crushing, hopeless addiction to facebook.

Who wants to be friends?

https://www.facebook.com/iain.maguire.5

[Stereo75]

I'm sure many have seen this elsewhere, but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYNmGHhIJ8k

[kel]

i feel like annie from bridesmaids with a dash of enid from ghost world.

fml.

[Bachy]

http://i.imgur.com/6X52V.jpg

[onthewall2983]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU

[Shadaloo]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JJucKtI0lIm3DGM/giphy.gif

[tony.parente]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNy1gcFK2k
Hey Ryan this is for you.

[Ryan]

"all of them sweet little orbs"

lol oh shit

[profane]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160309/f227ef3efa72cdd07170ab7f4c091cd7.jpg

[Substance242]

Stevie Wonder simulator (Android)
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=erseco.soft.stevie.wonder.simulator

Edit: And also this, because it's stupid. You really can't let children to play alone or walk home alone from school?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/insurance/10-things-that-are-illegal-but-shouldnt-be/ss-AAgve9m?OCID=mailsignoutlc#image=7

[october_midnight]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA4Scnc--L4

[bruised]

http://www.dose.com/style/27292/Tinder-Horror-Story-A-Man-Sends-30-Angry-Messages-When-His-Date-Cancels

[eversonpoe]

http://www.dose.com/style/27292/Tinder-Horror-Story-A-Man-Sends-30-Angry-Messages-When-His-Date-Cancels

>.<

i'm glad i'm married so i don't have to deal with the dating world. when i was on OK cupid, i got SO MANY creepy messages from dudes EVERY DAY (i listed myself as bi-sexual since it was the most accurate) and i was terrified to respond to any of them because of escalation. i can't even imagine what it's like for normal women. oy vey.

[Sarah K]

That one isn't even really that crazy.

[tony.parente]

That just screams fucking insecurity man. He lucked out and got a date with a cute chick and he didn't know how to handle himself, he dug himself a hole and once he fucked up he didn't know how to quit. The birth control comment was dumb but it was salvageable. What a neckbeard.

[Sarah K]

One of my favorite ones, that I laugh each and every time that I read it, is this lovely exchange:

*Guy messages me five generic messages that I don't respond to*

Then he messages me again with:


"I love your pics n ur profile n i find u rather interesting im not sure if we r a match but i would love to get to know u more"

Me:
I'm not interested. Pretty sure you've messaged me like 5 times now. Haha.

Him:
Im so sorry if i have im very interested in ur body it like really turns me on

Me:
I don't give a shit. I just said that I am not interested.

Him:
Who the fuck u think ur talking to i try n b sweet n ur gonna b disrespectful, im deff not the one. I will tie u up n piss on u every chance i get until u start to turn yellow n make
u a permanent slave to me u will b degraded n i will make u wish that u never created a profile

Then I died laughing. I only have this one screen grab that I have his username blocked out on, so I can't remember where the conversation went from there, and I don't have his username to retrieve his info. But I laugh at this at least once a week, and I think it was like six months ago.

[sick among the pure]

One of my favorite ones, that I laugh each and every time that I read it, is this lovely exchange:.

I feel like every woman in this day and age has a story like this. Funny, entertaining to read, but terrifying to think that this is kinda the norm now. Like, reading this should have shocked me that someone would act like that, but it didn't.

[the duder]

Every James Hetfield "YEAH! (https://soundcloud.com/kcclips/hetfield-grunts)". Ever.

[kel]

i've decided i want to try doing drag. i can't do makeup, but i used to fit wigs. i have a name and an opening number.

i don't want to shave, though. i look like a pre-pubescent mr. burns when i do.

i dunno. a pipe dream, maybe. the first and last time i did was ironically the first and last time i had sex with a woman (i was 17).

[sick among the pure]

i've decided i want to try doing drag. i can't do makeup, but i used to fit wigs. i have a name and an opening number.

i don't want to shave, though. i look like a pre-pubescent mr. burns when i do.

i dunno. a pipe dream, maybe. the first and last time i did was ironically the first and last time i had sex with a woman (i was 17).

I don't know what Mr. Burns looked like before puberty but I'm all for the rest of it. BE YOU, BE FABULOUS.

[eversonpoe]

i've decided i want to try doing drag. i can't do makeup, but i used to fit wigs. i have a name and an opening number.

i don't want to shave, though. i look like a pre-pubescent mr. burns when i do.

i dunno. a pipe dream, maybe. the first and last time i did was ironically the first and last time i had sex with a woman (i was 17).

have you seen Mathieu Andersen (he works with rupaul all the time) do drag? because he leaves his beard, and it's SO HOT. it's the kind of drag i would want to do.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/480676264269729794/0keC8hFS.jpeg

[Bachy]

Happy St. Patrick's Day

http://i.imgur.com/l8KTT.gif

[the duder]

"I like to have funFunFUnFUNFUNFUN!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A

[playwithfire]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/eb059061fd1d810f90991ecd26f6b266/tumblr_nxbouh7qy21rq6wqqo1_1280.jpg

[october_midnight]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t34.0-12/12895292_10156602130960468_1592225905_n.jpg?oh=4f1 0c746a7e2eafde192346f0775754b&oe=56F32D03

[ziltoid]

http://heaviermetal.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/metal-music-teacher-696x406.jpg

http://heaviermetal.net/high-school-music-teach-fired-for-refusing-to-teach-anything-except-metal

[Sarah K]

lol @ those comments thinking it is real.

[tony.parente]

http://i.imgur.com/uMmDK20.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/gyxTnuV.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/QEX4J04.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/IP127Sg.jpg?2

[reznovka]

https://youtu.be/TnGeeMEjMJY?list=PLaANqknhuVL53Gj5a-mSanjWI0WXELYZm

I wasn't sure where I should post it, but I guess this is the better thread for stuff like that.
NIN related but far away from it as well :P

Sorry if it was posted before.

[october_midnight]

Apparently retiring has led David Letterman to work on his "Santa Chic" look...

http://img.wennermedia.com/article-leads-vertical-920/david-letterman-64cb07cc-dab0-4924-aefd-099415dd0eee.jpg

[reznovka]

http://www.kotzendes-einhorn.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/erwachsen.gif

[Ryan]

I couldn't stop fucking laughing at this skit on Jimmy Fallon last night lmao tony.parente


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1UIW-_nx8k

[DigitalChaos]

NIN Spotting!

4:25 into the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlotl7OVfkE

[october_midnight]

One of the best ones yet...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYD3gLCXXuU

[Space Suicide]

NIN Spotting!

4:25 into the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlotl7OVfkE

I'll never listen to Me, I'm Not ever again. Guess the song is an omen when it comes to this girl...Me, I'm Not!

LOL at the random dude just laying watching TV in the back during this train wreck "twerk" occurring.

[ldopa]

this is what i thought of...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ilk2NfOyw

[onthewall2983]

I'd watch this in a heartbeat (https://twitter.com/kalebhorton/status/713502263021428736)

[GibbonBlack]

This might not be the most tasteful thing I've made...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr3yfKIyz9k

[ziltoid]

http://www.popsci.com/historical-science-celebs-battle-it-out-in-science-kombat-game?src=SOC&dom=fb

[Ryan]

https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12631376_2540420149346554_2468496747910731553_n.jp g?oh=a881a8b34db55ecc60698cc7ed8a71fa&oe=573ED37A

[ziltoid]

This is so beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BACQc9f6pGs

[ziltoid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00KGL-HKPhU

[Substance242]

This is unbelievable, cat rescue Russian style. ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtu47IuQEz8

[october_midnight]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFxu9dOO4zk

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ng6G2uCVQ

[hellospaceboy]

i've decided i want to try doing drag. i can't do makeup, but i used to fit wigs. i have a name and an opening number.

i don't want to shave, though. i look like a pre-pubescent mr. burns when i do.

i dunno. a pipe dream, maybe. the first and last time i did was ironically the first and last time i had sex with a woman (i was 17).

I have a friend who does drag every week, and he glitters up his beard. It can be really cool, sometimes he does rainbow beard (always with glitter, it has to sparkle!). It's not fishy, but he's a bear, so that was never the point.

[kel]

It's not fishy, but he's a bear, so that was never the point.
bingo. yeah, it'll happen. luckily i have super talented friends (and a drag mother of sorts) who'll beat my face (and beard).

i can see my character so vividly in my head. she can only stay there for so long.

[Space Suicide]

No clue why i thought of this line today but I had to look it up to make myself laugh even more. Enjoy my random thought of the day.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgoliF6Jl1qbqxsmo2_1280.png

[Ryan]

tony.parente


http://i.imgur.com/zGFEwq9.gif

[Krazy]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb267/markkresa/Mobile%20Uploads/9FFAF95D-C7FE-46F9-9B7F-816723D1F6E0.jpg (http://s207.photobucket.com/user/markkresa/media/Mobile%20Uploads/9FFAF95D-C7FE-46F9-9B7F-816723D1F6E0.jpg.html)

[october_midnight]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L20ovQCIic&amp;nohtml5=False

[Ryan]

http://i.imgur.com/sHGF2lG.jpg

[orestes]

http://pitchfork.com/news/64764-bono-tells-us-senate-to-send-amy-schumer-sacha-baron-cohen-chris-rock-after-isis/

[marodi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hVWEefD5ag

[playwithfire]

Twerking to NIN who does that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxgPHIld194

[october_midnight]

Well, it's due time for everyone to witness the glory that is this video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c&amp;nohtml5=False

Oh, you'd better sit through the whole damn thing.

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFGXjKJGao

[orestes]

Twerking to NIN who does that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxgPHIld194

Iconic!!!!

[eversonpoe]

Twerking to NIN who does that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxgPHIld194

you're my favorite <3

also, on thread topic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO8mCv_-zB8

not sure what's better, the Darth Vader "safety" helmet, or the reaction when the explosion occurs.

[Ryan]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/0dce9abbcb63702ab4d673db287304b2/tumblr_nnfrn5I58b1tkgxa1o1_500.jpg

[reznovka]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgWJwPQihF0&amp;list=FLmuOwLmHrkTIy-7lkOnwdEg&amp;index=25

[implanted_microchip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPf8cd6jI_k

I'm dying

[ibanez33]

http://i.imgur.com/2Bo5pqa.png

[Bachy]

Probably my favorite argument with the Costanzas. It's so petty:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In97zxijrLk

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVDOj109F5E

[october_midnight]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t34.0-12/13014958_10156737235680468_1712177720_n.jpg?oh=531 a73a0c694cd85ef38ec82a6b56ac5&oe=57182B2D

[reznovka]

http://www.kotzendes-einhorn.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ueberrascht.gif

[reznovka]

http://www.wolproject.com/

The Walk Of Life Project.

HYPOTHESIS: "WALK OF LIFE" BY DIRE STRAITS IS THE PERFECT SONG TO END ANY MOVIE





example: Star Wars :D

https://vimeo.com/158195794

[DigitalChaos]

http://i.imgur.com/KWBFclh.jpg

[DigitalChaos]

I'll never listen to Me, I'm Not ever again. Guess the song is an omen when it comes to this girl...Me, I'm Not!

LOL at the random dude just laying watching TV in the back during this train wreck "twerk" occurring.


This channel has gotten much much worse. I guess I could call this one a NIN spotting too due to the logo right behind his head but uh... yeah watch this. His face at the 20sec mark... rofl.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtuHjUlKQJM

[Space Suicide]

So awkward. It's like he knows its embarrassing.

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDn_U9jTjMA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSOGtARjZVg

[eversonpoe]

http://i.imgur.com/KWBFclh.jpg

not sure why this is in this thread, because it's a really good idea. if you're going to be in high-traffic areas on a regular basis, you should be as safe as possible.

[DigitalChaos]

not sure why this is in this thread, because it's a really good idea. if you're going to be in high-traffic areas on a regular basis, you should be as safe as possible.

Look at the "related story" that was chosen by computer.

[eversonpoe]

Look at the "related story" that was chosen by computer.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahaha that's fantastic. i literally didn't even notice it because my brain is so used to blocking out stuff on the sidebar >.<

[DigitalChaos]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahaha that's fantastic. i literally didn't even notice it because my brain is so used to blocking out stuff on the sidebar >.<
I usually do too. I should have pointed it out. It's more of a subliminal message made by the machines inside big data, calling the Queen a prostitute.

[Ryan]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/596509747ad9e5553fb072f9211e9087/tumblr_o3fcir7BSM1terwlso1_500.gif

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn0GluCkQ8c


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NlM8g6qZl4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUvRRrsj6PM

[Substance242]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpuINaqFPh8

[tony.parente]

http://i.imgur.com/gUeG2Gn.jpg
I hate her so much.

[eversonpoe]

http://i.imgur.com/gUeG2Gn.jpg
I hate her so much.

ugh, me too.

and i'm really sick of all the people who get misogynistic about it instead of just talking about how terrible she is as a politician. i don't agree with her policies. it (obviously) has nothing to do with her gender.

and the big problem is that, because so many people are going after her for the wrong reasons, any criticism of her becomes off-limits, even when it's perfectly warranted.

[ziltoid]

I don't know what to make of this, is it satire or is it real? (http://immediatesafety.org/google-announces-new-occult-search-service/)

[sick among the pure]

I don't know what to make of this, is it satire or is it real? (http://immediatesafety.org/google-announces-new-occult-search-service/)

Check out the related articles.

[tony.parente]

http://i.giphy.com/xT1XGCGtZatV8mIuIw.gif

[october_midnight]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/13077176_10156768430950468_786643384_n.jpg?oh=ec0c f8e39f58d9f31226462577698419&oe=57243C36

[tony.parente]

http://i.imgur.com/iVmHoZ7.jpg

Haha hoolllyyyy shiittttt

[playwithfire]

Sigh, weirdly defensive white people.

http://s32.postimg.org/anx7yryed/one.jpg

http://s32.postimg.org/56ok8rh5x/Screen_Shot_2016_05_03_at_9_23_34_AM.png

That's from here. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_States#Race_and_ethnicity )

So I'm horrible at math and these numbers are bad due to that being '13 for murder rates and '10 for census data, but that comes out to (I think) about .001% of White people getting murdered and about .006% of Black people getting murdered. So that's pretty different, right? I'm terrible at this. Anyway, there are waaaaay more white people in this country than black people, and those two numbers are awfully close.

Nate Silver isn't bad at math, though.

https://espnfivethirtyeight.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/silver-datalab-unhomicide-2.png

[tony.parente]

Sigh, weirdly defensive white people.

http://s32.postimg.org/anx7yryed/one.jpg

edit: woaaaah faulty math, I'll be back. I Am Fun.
...aren't you white?

[playwithfire]

Yes, and a Southerner, which is one of the reasons I find it so tedious. Also, I Am Fun.

Like, racism is horrific but someone called them Becky or asked to not be murdered, so let's get butthurt about that.

[eversonpoe]

...aren't you white?

one should be able to be critical their own racial group. it's a nice counterpoint to all those idiots who get overly-offended when a PoC says something about "white people" in general and a white person thinks they're talking about EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHITE PERSON.

[tony.parente]

one should be able to be critical their own racial group. it's a nice counterpoint to all those idiots who get overly-offended when a PoC says something about "white people" in general and a white person thinks they're talking about EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHITE PERSON.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
https://media.giphy.com/media/o6SQRR0Etm90Y/giphy.gif
Shit i'm never going to stop using trigglypuff.

[playwithfire]

Please, I don't even wear glasses.

[reznovka]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox

for all the dog lovers :)

[tony.parente]

https://i.imgur.com/IMDq6XU.gif

[reznovka]

Boredom and stupidity and photoshop lead to stupid things...
let's celebrate the "Everything" instrumental :P
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb112/nzn_2007/001.gif

[Ryan]

https://i.imgur.com/IMDq6XU.gif

https://41.media.tumblr.com/a60fa3d6d385421f7dc63c0516e59a28/tumblr_mn4tmaC2mu1r6x1ilo2_500.jpg

https://41.media.tumblr.com/d12fdcbea9516663ab007a2c1b9e4bbe/tumblr_mn4tmaC2mu1r6x1ilo1_500.jpg

[tony.parente]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/c46d4b9cf8f2e2e268a6355048c561da/tumblr_o4wlgsEnSc1tmpls6o1_540.gif
#hillaryforprison

[Alexandros]

Move along, move along, nothing to see here!

[blake]

http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j402/carterblake1997/sinkhole%20de%20mayo_zpsrkhe7jhe.jpg (http://s1084.photobucket.com/user/carterblake1997/media/sinkhole%20de%20mayo_zpsrkhe7jhe.jpg.html)

[Ryan]

https://funsubstance.com/uploads/preview/327/327083.jpg

[Ryan]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/21259160275cad8930db0f8da623470a/tumblr_nygexsGY5b1rgc312o1_500.jpg tony.parente

[onthewall2983]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiCWxN_VEAAAwJy.jpg:large

[Bachy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0

[Ryan]

http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/2016-05/frogJOIN.jpg

[Halo Infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NxtjCXPgFY

[Ryan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8
tony.parente

[reznovka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8
@tony.parente (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=2107)

Even as an atheist I really wanna go to a church right now and chill with my bro G-zuz...

[tony.parente]

Ryan I've always fucking loved that because it's either 1. An amazing parody or 2. The guy is so out of touch he can say nigga without anyone being offended.

either way 10/10

[Ryan]

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aAYzAWR_460s_v1.jpg

[Substance242]

It's not really stupidity, just can't figure out where else to put this, but... do not forget your towel (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day) tomorrow 25th, and don't panic. :-)

(and off-topic bonus: working with computers for decades, and I didn't know ctrl+SHIFT+v, always going via notepad.exe or something to quickly get rid of all formatting... heh)

[Ryan]

https://giant.gfycat.com/HollowWelllitCarpenterant.gif

[sick among the pure]

https://giant.gfycat.com/HollowWelllitCarpenterant.gif

The look on his face when "too deep TOO DEEP".

[tony.parente]

https://i.reddituploads.com/3792cf5f1d5c4a8e94fd1e4b7371372d?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&

[allegro]

http://i.imgur.com/gUeG2Gn.jpg
I hate her so much.
To be fair (http://www.snopes.com/clinton-byrd-photo-klan/)...

[Ryan]

If I were an American, this is how patriotic tony.parente would make me feel:

http://i.imgur.com/cZyM2hL.gif

[Bachy]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41YdCM8ezLF799Yc/giphy.gif

[Ryan]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yRoFQUdUL7E


Climbing without a rope... My hands are beyond sweaty watching that shit

[muad'nin]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yRoFQUdUL7E


Climbing without a rope... My hands are beyond sweaty watching that shit

'on the roofs' gives me sweaty palms every time I watch one of their climbs.

http://youtu.be/gLDYtH1RH-U

[tony.parente]

http://i.imgur.com/VVW3JYz.jpg

[tony.parente]

#stopwhitepeople2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYjDqzZ4gjY

[Jinsai]

continuing with this theme...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuACzE4IX_E

[playwithfire]

The turnout throughout all of her steps just kill me.

[cashpiles (closed)]

sure the children suck with their dancing (in the other video the hip hop woman is ok, but not good) and the song arrangement sucks, but that's all you can really say. race has nothing to do with it.

[hellospaceboy]

#stopwhitepeople2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYjDqzZ4gjY

Obama's reaction at the end alone was worth watching this video!

[Halo Infinity]

Ryan

http://imachristian.ytmnd.com/

[hellospaceboy]

No comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM

[Ryan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqoI9eqiyRo
tony.parente

[Ryan]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/41da99ebf6248f00f5898a73ff9a569b/tumblr_o8erzrVM9c1t1a1iao1_250.gif


https://66.media.tumblr.com/530cb414a80ddc76afed541f7a3a5187/tumblr_o8etqqIxKS1t1a1iao1_400.gif

[Halo Infinity]

Ryan

http://idonotwantthis.ytmnd.com/

[tony.parente]

http://i.imgur.com/pBqDX7V.png

[Archive_Reports]

https://youtu.be/xCAE4a5b3Fg

[Ryan]

http://i.makeagif.com/media/9-06-2014/ZFuTXp.gif

this is what happens after I shake after a piss

[eversonpoe]

http://i.makeagif.com/media/9-06-2014/ZFuTXp.gif

this is what happens after I shake after a piss

that's why you don't shake...you squeeze and dab.

http://i.imgur.com/FigVExj.gif?noredirect

[Frozen Beach]

So, I've been listening to Devo a lot lately and I found this... The 80's were a crazy time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMJOPlK-0E

[tony.parente]

It may be my ego, my narcissism, selfishness or just a strange morbid curiosity...but sometimes I wish that a ghost of Christmas future would take me to my eventual funeral/aftermath of my passing just to see how much of an impact I made on people's lives...good or bad.

I'm not suicidal or anything, my life is pretty kick ass but I still wonder how big of a ripple effect I would create. Anyone else think about it?

[henryeatscereal]

I really hope Trent is in this one...

http://www.branfordmarsalis.com/sites/default/files/styles/album_node/public/album/BMQ_UpwardSpiral_Cover_1500x1500.png?itok=dYjIIlds

[eversonpoe]

So, I've been listening to Devo a lot lately and I found this... The 80's were a crazy time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMJOPlK-0E


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-Dd71CqnM

can't help but think of this Key & Peele sketch

[Deepvoid]

I fucking died of laughter!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5453LGUaU

[october_midnight]

Ben Affleck has to do the commentary for every movie going forward, no exceptions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNPri-XaZE8

From this article (http://www.cracked.com/article_23866_6-hilariously-uncomfortable-rants-dvd-commentaries.html) which has so much gold in it, it's insane.

[the duder]

I feel the same, little girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJTRpRRRGJA

[october_midnight]

She just doesn't understand the art, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

[Ryan]

It may be my ego, my narcissism, selfishness or just a strange morbid curiosity...but sometimes I wish that a ghost of Christmas future would take me to my eventual funeral/aftermath of my passing just to see how much of an impact I made on people's lives...good or bad.

I'm not suicidal or anything, my life is pretty kick ass but I still wonder how big of a ripple effect I would create. Anyone else think about it?

No, just you.

[Your Name Here]

.....................

[Bachy]

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

[Ryan]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13221053_262392417447706_5533772357994504279_n.jpg ?oh=ffcdc8a34108b6711f1c7cc7c1c5d1d6&oe=57C50F4B

[Ryan]

https://i.imgur.com/b4Ooqum.gif

[Krazy]

http://deadspin.com/5716038/the-greatest-letter-ever-printed-on-nfl-team-letterhead