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    Quote Originally Posted by ophelia_ View Post
    Update on above: had another chat with the boyfie, he said he's more than happy for me to see what America has to offer in the way of penis (and vadge). Woo!
    wait, i'm sorry...vadge? not vag? i have NEVER seen it abbreviated like that and i can't stop laughing. are you going to earn a vadge badge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eversonpoe View Post
    wait, i'm sorry...vadge? not vag? i have NEVER seen it abbreviated like that and i can't stop laughing. are you going to earn a vadge badge?
    Hahaha! Maybe it's an Aussie thing?

    And omg, yes! Like boy scout badges... but sexual ones!

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    I've had a painfully long dry spell. I've almost forgotten what it's like to be touched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boots View Post
    I've had a painfully long dry spell. I've almost forgotten what it's like to be touched.
    Welcome to the club.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ophelia_ View Post
    Update on above: had another chat with the boyfie, he said he's more than happy for me to see what America has to offer in the way of penis (and vadge). Woo!
    Well, if you do find your way to NYC and dig chubby femmes with short hair and lots of eyeliner, eyyy.

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    I will be in NYC actually, haha. Gonna meet Sarah there, maybe we can have a little ETS meet up?

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    I'm down! Sarah and I already know each other as human people in meatspace so I think that'd be chill.

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    "What?" he asked me.

    "Nothing. I am using humor at inappropriate moments" I responded, with his dick in my hand.

    Good job, Sarah. Lol.

    Had an A+++ hookup with an old friend last night, after like a year and a half of not seeing one another. Had a split with a longer term partner in May that crushed me. And things with my other partner have been very strained lately to the point that I dread any time they take their dick out. So it is nice to know that I don't dread all dicks. Just the weird tension attached to the one right now. First time I've had a hookup in quite a long time.

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    Also yes for the meetup, obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    "What?" he asked me.

    "Nothing. I am using humor at inappropriate moments" I responded, with his dick in my hand.

    Good job, Sarah. Lol.

    Had an A+++ hookup with an old friend last night, after like a year and a half of not seeing one another. Had a split with a longer term partner in May that crushed me. And things with my other partner have been very strained lately to the point that I dread any time they take their dick out. So it is nice to know that I don't dread all dicks. Just the weird tension attached to the one right now. First time I've had a hookup in quite a long time.
    "dread all dicks" is a great band name.

    also, happy to hear you had a positive experience. <3

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    #NOTALLDICKS

    Saying "Will you cum first, or will you pass out first? Let's find out" as he choked me quickly moved into the top five on the "Hottest Things Ever Said to Me" list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boots View Post
    I've had a painfully long dry spell. I've almost forgotten what it's like to be touched.
    http://www.echoingthesound.org/commu...No-seriously-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by eversonpoe View Post
    "dread all dicks" is a great band name.
    Agreed. In a sad sort of way.

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    Had a terrible time trying to get laid, being bald and all, until this:

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    I'm pretty sure they used that on Hugh Laurie for House.

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    I.. what the hell? At the risk of sounding incredibly stupid, is that real?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertigo View Post
    I.. what the hell? At the risk of sounding incredibly stupid, is that real?
    http://articles.latimes.com/1995-12-...1_1_hair-today

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    have you guys ever tried using anal toys? They feel amazing and everyone should try it at least once (even guys). If you say that even just rimming your a-hole isn't pleasurable, then you're either lying or you just haven't tried it yet :P

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    You should get an nJoy plug.

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    90% sure I'm losing my sex drive. It sucks, but oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samwise View Post
    have you guys ever tried using anal toys? They feel amazing and everyone should try it at least once (even guys). If you say that even just rimming your a-hole isn't pleasurable, then you're either lying or you just haven't tried it yet :P
    welcome to the board!

    on topic: i used to work at a costume/novelty/sex shop as an inventory specialist (read: i placed the merch orders). i nearly lost my job when i ordered a giant butt plug, roughly the size of ... i don't know, like a full-size garden gnome. it was priced at $100 and i only ordered it out of sheer curiosity. we had a customer who would come in everyday to look at it and ask question after question. he *wooed* this giant chess-piece-looking thing for days before finally buying it.

    i was sooo relieved to see it go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samwise View Post
    then you're either lying or you just haven't tried it yet :P
    I'm piggybacking (pun! aah!) off of your post to go on a mini-rant about that sentiment. I heard the host of a burlesque show say the same thing the other night and maaaaan, not all folks like the same things (and can you imagine what a boring world it would be if we did?). I feel like that argument also gets trotted out for people who don't like receiving oral. "Someone just hasn't done it right." I love getting head when my body is working (sigh) and I also enjoy assplay once in a blue moon, but it's totally chill to not like either and it doesn't mean folks didn't do it right or try it enough!

    That said

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    You should get an nJoy plug.
    Yeah, what she said.

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    It's okay sometimes.

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    Anyone else here have a fetish for giving oral? Asking for a friend.

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    Yes. I feel like that’s a fairly common fetish for a lot of people. Just pulling a statistic out of my ass, but I would guess that at least 50% of people enjoy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bachy View Post
    Yes. I feel like that’s a fairly common fetish for a lot of people. Just pulling a statistic out of my ass, but I would guess that at least 50% of people enjoy it.
    Except...I love giving it. I wouldn't think it's on actual fetish level for 50% of people. Maybe I'm wrong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amaro View Post
    Maybe I'm wrong!
    i'd say so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kel View Post
    i'd say so.
    I’m not convinced based on discussions outside of this realm.

    While almost everybody with any feeling down there likes at least receiving it, with regards to giving I’ve heard a lot of “Eh, I can do without it”, “It’s okay”, and “Once in a while it’s nice” more than anything (from both guys and gals). Maybe these individuals just be playing it cool. That could be it, for some of them.

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