The Fucking Thread

[Digital Twilight]

@Sarah K - I understand you might be apprehensive about having sex with two people who are physically fit but you can't let that stop you. We all have issues and hang ups and just because you may be carrying a few extra pounds that doesn't mean that you aren't a) attractive b) sexy c) desirable or d) just fun to be around. Maybe they aren't so concerned with your body but more about you. You are attractive and you do sound like you would be a riot in the bedroom so don't let anything like your body get in the way if they are both obviously keen. Its not as easy as that to let your insecurities go but this clearly isn't a drunken romp, they've talked and discussed it. I really don't think he will disown you the next day.

The marriage thing is a problem. I guess it depends where you can draw the line. Is it on you to protect her husband or is that between her and him? That's something only you and your conscience can decide but as I always say, life is too short - take all the happiness you can while you can.

Pfft! May this year is that all? I won't tell you how long I've gone since the last time I had proper sex.

[Dra508]

I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD BUT I FEEL AWKWARD ABOUT THIS SITUATION HALP ME

Awkward now, regret later?

[playwithfire]

My friend, who is the hottest man I have ever known in real life wants me to have a threeway with him and his girlfriend.

Problem 1a) They are both Marines and in like, insane shape. I don't have many problems being naked anymore, but feel as if I would be horribly ashamed around them. Lol

Problem 1b) I've fucked friends before and not had issues. BUT - I'm nervous that if I fuck him, he will wake up the next day and be like OH MY GOD I FUCKED A FATTY and then we won't be friends anymore. And really - he's the person who I am closest to in NY. I've met multiple girls that he has banged, as I stayed with him for a few weeks when I first got here. They have all been approximately the size of my leg.

Problem 2) She is married. I am unclear on if her husband knows or not. She gives the standard military answer of "It's okay as long as I don't bring any diseases home". But, I still feel a little iffy on that. I will say that I have drunkenly made out with her(I know), and she will often times grab my hand, put it down her pants/up her skirt, and be like I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR(I KNOW). I mean, we've basically done as much as you can do without *actually* having sex. And I feel guilty about it because again - blurred lines as far as her husband is concerned.

Problem 3) My friend is so goddamn hot and I haven't had sex SINCE MAY 22ND AND I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD BUT I FEEL AWKWARD ABOUT THIS SITUATION HALP ME

1a/b -- I think you should just talk to them if you're particularly concerned about it fucking up your friendship/him thinking he wants something he doesn't. You're good at addressing stuff head on. You got this.

2 -- This is the tough one for me. You trying to get more information to see if everyone is consenting may go badly if they aren't. You could take her at her word but I'd have a hard time with this as well.

Also you're super hot and lots of people think so, so *shrug*

[JessicaSarahS]

My friend, who is the hottest man I have ever known in real life wants me to have a threeway with him and his girlfriend.

1a) I've slept with more fit guys than not, and I'm fatty myself. If he reached out to you, then he knows what he wants.
1b) Nope. If he asked you, then I'm sure he knows what he's getting into. You're hot. Don't worry about it!
2) Yeah, this is the iffy part.
3) Tell him some variation of that! Talk it over with him and tell him your concerns. I'm sure he'll be able to put your mind at ease. The only concern in this situation is the married girlfriend. I'm not sure what to do there. It depends on how comfortable you are with her word.

[Sarah K]

THANKS GUYS.

My plan is to just speak with her about it when he isn't around. Really, I just want clarification as far as where her husband stands. It isn't my job to protect him. But I wouldn't knowingly fuck a married man. I shouldn't knowingly fuck around with a married woman, either. I'll talk it out with her and see what happens.

I'm not sure why I'm being overwhelmed with body issues with this situation. I think maybe it is because there is another (extremely thin)woman involved. But that doesn't make much logical sense, either. I think my fears of him being ashamed started because the first couple of times this was brought up, all of us WERE drunk. And I really had this feeling that he would wake up the next day, regret it, and we'd stop talking... Again - this isn't very logical, as he has always been straight up with me as far as everything else. I just didn't want it to be a drunken mistake. But now, they've both brought it up while sober. I spent the night at his place a couple of weeks back. After we dropped her off in the morning, he brought it up again. So that's when I really started thinking about it in a serious manner.

Step 1) Talk to her
Step 2) Talk to him if talking to her goes well
Step 3) Bang?

[Dra508]

THANKS GUYS.

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Step 1) Talk to her
Step 2) Talk to him if talking to her goes well
Step 3) Bang?

If step 3, step 4) report back here because some of us want to live vicariously through you. .

[Sarah K]

Hahaha. I'll keep you posted. She is done with her time in the USMC in the middle of December, and then will be moving back to her family. My friend leaves December 1st for three weeks of training in California. So, if this ends up going down, it'll have to be "soon". We likely won't be seeing her again after December.

[Charmingly Miserable]

[Ryan]

[icklekitty]

Haven't had intercourse since July.

New person joined the office. Middle aged, silver fox, suit.

Jehovah's Witness. Bugger.

[Digital Twilight]

*sigh*

[slave2thewage]

Pro: gonna get me some with a cutie, plus a bunch of my friends are in his town.
Con: HAI THERE, EIGHT HOURS ON A BUS (plus transfer time in Dublin).

[implanted_microchip]

So I went to a sex shop for the first time in my life the other night, and aside from the rows of dildos, leather cock straps and porn, it was like being in any little store. I bought crotchless panties with studs on the front (for her, not for me), and according to my SO they were a very thoughtful gift. Is it bad that I wanted a lot of the women's wear that I saw for myself?

[Digital Twilight]

Not at all. Go for it

[icklekitty]

Mens' sex/fetishwear is gross, so your feelings just mean you have taste

[Sutekh]

It really is. But the upside is another excuse to spend money on getting suits cut

[The_Prowler]

Anyone watch the show Heroes of Cosplay on SyFy?

In one episode, one of the girls on the show dressed up as Hellgirl (basically a sexy female Hellboy), but she couldn't get her tail to stay on with her original design, so she had to use a "custom tail harness"...

Sure, honey, whatever you say. Anything to make you feel better about having to shove a three foot tail through a strapon harness you got at the local sex shop in public and in front of the costume judges.

[Charmingly Miserable]

So I went to a sex shop for the first time in my life the other night, and aside from the rows of dildos, leather cock straps and porn, it was like being in any little store. I bought crotchless panties with studs on the front (for her, not for me), and according to my SO they were a very thoughtful gift. Is it bad that I wanted a lot of the women's wear that I saw for myself?

No way. Go for it.

I wore crotchless panties last night whilst I hit the club. It made for easy fingering action on the dance floor.

[halloween]

Man, I get orgasms in my dream regularly enough (at least once a week) that I don't even feel the need to masturbate. Then eventually, every couple weeks or so, I end up having them with my boyfriend (because that's how often I see him). Life's good.

[Sarah K]

I chatted with the woman half today... @playwithfire I invited them to karaoke next week(hope that's okay). She says she "put it in their schedule". lolol. I hope they actually show up. She's hilarious. I'm sure she would do great karaoke'ing.

They are in DC because they ran in the Marine Corps Marathon this weekend. Which furthers my WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT WITH ME feelings. Meh.

If it happens, IT WILL PROBABLY BE NEXT THURSDAY NIGHT.

[onthewall2983]

Mens' sex/fetishwear is gross, so your feelings just mean you have taste

Boo. I think the only thing that should be forbidden for men to wear are leather vests. If I was naked in a snowstorm and one was around I wouldn't put one on because I know I'd look like a douchebag.

[jessamineny]

Boo. I think the only thing that should be forbidden for men to wear are leather vests. If I was naked in a snowstorm and one was around I wouldn't put one on because I know I'd look like a douchebag.

Cool if you don't want to wear them, but please please don't imply that men who wear leather vests are douches. The leather vest is iconic, a symbol of the lifestyle itself. The Leather Archives and Museum holds a vast collection of leather vests (with their adorning patches and pins) because of just how important they are.

[onthewall2983]

Cool if you don't want to wear them, but please please don't imply that men who wear leather vests are douches. The leather vest is iconic, a symbol of the lifestyle itself. The Leather Archives and Museum holds a vast collection of leather vests (with their adorning patches and pins) because of just how important they are.

My apologies, what I said is more reflective of my experience dealing with the weekend warrior types who often wore those. It's probably more to do with the attitudes than the attire really.

[icklekitty]

Cool if you don't want to wear them, but please please don't imply that men who wear leather vests are douches. The leather vest is iconic, a symbol of the lifestyle itself. The Leather Archives and Museum holds a vast collection of leather vests (with their adorning patches and pins) because of just how important they are.

That's cool and all, but they make my vagina shrivel up and die. And the furthest thing on earth from "Dominant".

[The_Prowler]

That's cool and all, but they make my vagina shrivel up and die. And the furthest thing on earth from "Dominant".

That's a pretty vivid, fascinating and horrifying visual you just painted there... makes me glad I don't wear one anymore.

Yes, I used to wear one many moons ago, until the day I realized how much I looked like a complete wank in it. It was the same thing with long hair, baggy clothes, pretty much any hat other than a fedora (they get a bad rap, but they're the only thing I look good in) and "goth" attire. It took me a long time to finally figure out what I do and don't look good in.

[allegro]

That's cool and all, but they make my vagina shrivel up and die. And the furthest thing on earth from "Dominant".

I just keep picturing all those bikers at Sturgis yelling SMYT

[Charmingly Miserable]

Had drunken sex and rimmed the dude. It was his first.

[implanted_microchip]

Had drunken sex and rimmed the dude. It was his first.

How'd he react? The first time that happened to me it was the weirdest feeling, not good or bad but just weird, it took a couple tries to warm up to it.

[eversonpoe]

Had drunken sex and rimmed the dude. It was his first.

that's like the only thing i wish sarah would do that she's not into. she doesn't like anal sex because she tried it a couple times in a previous relationship and it's just not for her, and that's fine. she loves it when i rim her (which is good because i love doing it), but she has to feel super clean in order for it to happen (which is good because that's the only time i'd want to do it). but she just has no interest in rimming me. she kinda did it once for a few seconds but was like "meh" about it. oh well.

[Sarah K]

I've only done that with one guy. But he was like obsessed with it to an unhealthy level. It got old. It's not something that I would just ever do without them asking. But I'm open to it if they request it.