You need to go all Bob Dylan at the Newport Folk Festival and plug in with Mr. Hitachi. Or just at least go with Seņor Wahl.
You need to go all Bob Dylan at the Newport Folk Festival and plug in with Mr. Hitachi. Or just at least go with Seņor Wahl.
The beautiful thing about the Hitachi is that it is so fucking simple. There is nothing beautiful or sexy about it. All function.
It's been 12 days but I swear, it feels like 12 years. Grrrrrr.....
The Acuvibe is just fine in terms of the intensity. Like, I usually use it through underwear. It's GREAT.
I just don't like having to remember to charge things/shitty battery lives.
Wow... has anyone ever actually used a Sybian?
(I'll probably still buy one soon if other reviews are as good)
Yeah, too pricey for me, alas. Maybe one day!
On the bright side, I DID just buy a Hitachi. Now to wait a week.
YOU WON'T BE SORRY
Did you get the attachments? I usually don't even use them. Too messy.
Great. Like us men need another toy to compete against.
(For those who facepalmed me the post was said with tongue firmly in cheek)
Lick my figs.
Well, the competition is CLEARLY OVER. Sex toys win. Thread over. This is now the Sex Toy Thread.
BYE, FELICIA.
Back in the days before caller ID, me and a couple friends were making prank calls because that was still a thing. My friend called up Kay-Bee Toys and asked if they had any sex toys. The guy that answered said "well, we have this lollipop that spins when you push a button."
UM GUYS
Uh, this is kinda nsfw.
Why does she sound like an angry cougar when she sucks the dildo?
Well, I have seen that cat video before, so I obviously know my shit.
The cougar squeaks are absolutely adorable...
Yes! A few times, although it's always been with other people watching so I don't feel like I'd enjoy it as much as I would if I were alone.
Highlight of my sybian life was definitely my birthday last year. Had a party on the rooftop, asked my friend to bring his sybian, my Dom at the time made me get on it and then everyone sang happy birthday to me as I came.
Aaaaah sexting... goodcleanfun.
This thread is all sorts of win except no one is actually talking about their fucking.
I think I'm going to go watch that grapefruit video again.
Someone needs to actually fuck NYRexall with the rest of us watching so we can test all this shit he's spouting.
Not it.
I need laid. Like... badly. Seriously, I just want to be touched by someone that's not me.
BUT I'm going on a date tomorrow, so we'll see where things go (not that I'm going to rail her in the car after lunch, I don't do things like that unless we're in an already established relationship. I don't pick up women and I don't fuck on the first date.). I'm just hoping that she enjoys my physical company as much as she's enjoyed talking on the phone so far. Wish me luck!
After 3 years of constant regular and awesome sex going 8 days without anything and knowing it's gonna be a lot fucking longer is so terrifying despite how shallow that may be. Like, holy christ I didn't realize how much I enjoyed what had grown to seem so normal.