The little things that piss you off

[Dra508]

. She's dumber than a box of rocks.

Ok, now you're stealing my lines!

[allegro]

jesus
fucking
christ


WHY WHY WHY!?!?!

This is the worst thing I've read in a very long time. I'm pretty desensitized to horrible shit but this is killing me.

But, the funny thing is, I'VE THOUGHT THE SAME THING!! Because Grace seems to be TURNED ON by all of the shit she talks about on her show, she's so fucking PASSIONATE about it, you can almost see her rubbing herself below her desk.

[allegro]

Ok, now you're stealing my lines!

Nope, Michael Sneed, longtime Chicago Sun-Times Columnist, her trademark.
See almost the last paragraph
Sneed: http://jobs.suntimes.com/news/sneed/

[Sarah K]

I wish I could like my own posts tonight. I'm laughing so hard. lololol

[DigitalChaos]

D:
you have all mentally scarred me now. my skin is absolutely crawling and i want to take a shower.

[allegro]

D:
you have all mentally scarred me now. my skin is absolutely crawling and i want to take a shower.

"I'm PASSIONATE about finding the REAL KILLER of that little ANTHONY girl and my CLITORIS is a HONING DEVICE that is gonna FIND THAT BABY'S KILLER."

[Sarah K]

[allegro]

This is the BEST THREAD EVAH

[Sarah K]

I bet she makes this face right before she gets off and then eats whoever she was banging.

[GulDukat]

On more than one occasion, I've pondered what Nancy Grace sounds like when she's fucking.

Gross, lol.

She's a despicable person, but she's smart and knows how to make a fast buck, I'll give her that.

[allegro]

She's on Good Morning, America sometimes as a "Legal Expert" and she's always such a pain-in-the-ass, never sees both sides of the coin, only HER side. If justice relied on her, everybody would be in prison. "YOU go to jail! YOU go to jail! GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!!"

[DigitalChaos]

Ok, fine... let's go all out. Who could we breed Nancy Grace with to produce the worst spawn possible? Sean Hannity? Sarah Palin? Don Imus?


edit: http://shirttalkers.com/wp-content/u...ce-nipslip.jpg goodbye eyes

[Sarah K]

Dick Cheney and Glenn Beck in a threeway.

[Jinsai]

Nobody said a thing about animal cruelty when Ellen DeGeneres posted this:

Yeah... they did.

[allegro]

Ok, fine... let's go all out. Who could we breed Nancy Grace with to produce the worst spawn possible? Sean Hannity? Sarah Palin? Don Imus?

I wanna put her in a sealed room for a few hours with this woman:

[GulDukat]

The thing that I really don't like about Nancy Grace is her fake outrage. I don't think she cares about Jonbenet Ramsey or Bill Cosby's alleged victims or anyone else on her show, she just likes to sensationalize stories that should seen through by the legal system, without her trying to influence public opinion.

ETA--I still think Cosby is guilty.

[DigitalChaos]

this thread was an awesome distraction to a shitty week

[Jinsai]

my right ear seems to be fucked up.

[Ryan]

We've had no water since yesterday morning. It's now 3:22 am the next morning and still no water - no toilet flushing, nothing. All due to 3 problematic water mains nearby. Yesterday they said it would be fixed by 8pm last night, then midnight, now who knows? Funnily enough this exact same thing happened last year in February.

It's highly unsanitary, especially the toilet part.

[playwithfire]

Anti-abortion legislation make me SO ANGRY.

[Ryan]

We've had no water since yesterday morning. It's now 3:22 am the next morning and still no water - no toilet flushing, nothing. All due to 3 problematic water mains nearby. Yesterday they said it would be fixed by 8pm last night, then midnight, now who knows? Funnily enough this exact same thing happened last year in February.

It's highly unsanitary, especially the toilet part.

Looks like someone screwed with our water faucets. It's fixed now, thank God!

[Jinsai]

Belle & Sebastian just released a new song called "The Cat with the Cream."

I haven't heard it.

Fuck you Belle & Sebastian.

[Exocet]

Why are Fox News and other conservative American media outlets giving hate Preacher Anjem Choudry air time? Here we dont feed him, we keep him under surveillance but mostly ignore him.., Its like asking the Westboro Baptist church their opinion on recent global events.

[sentient02970]

Our Keurig machine consistently refusing to give me a full cup of coffee.

[Dra508]

ugh, I'm off to see the ENT and hopefully they can fix what's happening with my right ear. I hate this shit, it's the biggest phobia I have. I don't like people touching my ears, let alone sticking metal objects into them. I'd rather have people stick needles in my eyes.

edit: and I just freaked out and didn't go. I can't explain it... it's an irrational fear to a certain extent, but it really freaks me the fuck out. So instead, I'm sitting here with ringing tinnitus and barely any hearing in my right ear, and it's fucking with my equilibrium and driving me sort of insane... this is pretty close to my personal version of hell.

I'm sure you not the first person who has called the ENT before an appointment to tell them you have this fear. I have to believe they'd be sensitive to it and try and work around it. Goooo. Your ears are important.

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

Loans.

Y U NO LET ME PAY YOU MORE MONEY? I WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOU. I HAVE IT. IT'S RIGHT HERE. WHY DON'T YOU WANT IT FROM ME? Bullshit. Where's Tyler Durden when you need him?

[GulDukat]

RE: Nancy Grace: We were just talking about what a terrible person she is, and she is, but I can't help but watch tonight. Three new accusers have come forward.

[Fixer808]

ugh, I'm off to see the ENT and hopefully they can fix what's happening with my right ear.

Good luck. From what I hear they take a long time to get around to doing anything.

[Pillfred]

I bet she makes this face right before she gets off and then eats whoever she was banging.

This just turned me into, "that weird guy in 313 who just randomly laughs like an idiot sometimes. For seemingly no reason."

Jinsai
I just had some weird sinus infection after I got a cold that messed up my right here. I'm guessing a mild infection. It never hurt but I pretty much couldn't hear out of it. If you do go in you'll probably just end getting some antibiotics.

[Jinsai]

I shouldn't talk about my health problems online.