Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[fillow]

[playwithfire]

I made a status update on FB consisting solely of "some kind of feminist trap" and got "That's how I describe you to everyone." as the first comment.

SECOND COMMENT: "I'm imagining a box held up with a stick and a copy of The Second Sex underneath it as bait."

[miss k bee]

Nun sings Alicia Keys on The Voice Italy


http://jezebel.com/watch-a-sicilian-...ium=socialflow

[Fixer808]

Speaking of kids, I have this album on vinyl. Classic awesome:

[Fixer808]

*sigh* Kids these days...

[october_midnight]

[Ryan]

[Space Suicide]

[Ryan]

How did we ever survive browsing the web before tabs came into effect? New window, new window, new window...

[marodi]

How did we ever survive browsing the web before tabs came into effect? New window, new window, new window...

How did we ever survive without computers?

[Space Suicide]

How did we ever survive without computers?

We used rocks, sticks and string.

[Ryan]

And rope and and such. And @Leviathant 's testicles.

[marodi]

^^
Proof that Steven Seagal was hit on the head one time too many?

And rope and and such. And @Leviathant 's testicles.

I have no knowledge of @Leviathant 's testicles and I don't want any. No offense, Matt.

[ibanez33]

^^
Proof that Steven Seagal was hit on the head one time too many?



I have no knowledge of @Leviathant 's testicles and I don't want any. No offense, Matt.

You should give it a try sometime, they're great!


also:





***EDIT*** HOLY SHIT DID WE GET RID OF THE IMAGE SIZE LAWS!!!?!!???!??!




***EDIT 2*** NOPE BUT PICTURES ARE BIGGER NOW YESSS

[Fixer808]

"In my opinion, a situation where the U.S. and Russia are on opposite sides of the fence is abnormal. And I see my task is to do everything to facilitate the normalization of relations. All will benefit from this.”

Actual quote from this man:

[october_midnight]

[Nyx]

Ummm... did my computer get some sort of a weird virus or is ETS actually making farting sounds when you scroll up/down?

[sick among the pure]

Ummm... did my computer get some sort of a weird virus or is ETS actually making farting sounds when you scroll up/down?

Weirdest virus ever?

[Ryan]

Excellent April Fools' joke @Leviathant !

[Leviathant]

Excellent April Fools' joke @Leviathant !

You have @Malechite to thank for that one. It was actually installed quite a while ago, but is time sensitive. Happy April Fool's Day.

[sick among the pure]

You have @Malechite to thank for that one. It was actually installed quite a while ago, but is time sensitive. Happy April Fool's Day.

I just keep scrolling up and down as fast as I can and I need to just go to bed.

[Fixer808]

It's so ethereal... And... at times it actually syncs quite well. Not sure how to explain that to Jonsi...

[ibanez33]

Holy shit this is beautiful

*edit* LOL it does it when you post too

can we just keep this for like a week?

[xmd 5a]

I was listening to music while browsing the forums on my phone earlier today and I thought the noises were part of the songs. I spent about 20 minutes baffled at the incongruity of the sound effects with the music before I made the April Fools connection.

To be fair, there was a bit of lag on my phone between scrolling and the noises triggering. And being off work for a month on parental/annual leave has made me lose track of time.

Still, well played ETS.

[Ryan]

I was listening to music while browsing the forums on my phone earlier today and I thought the noises were part of the songs. I spent about 20 minutes baffled at the incongruity of the sound effects with the music before I made the April Fools connection.

To be fair, there was a bit of lag on my phone between scrolling and the noises triggering. And being off work for a month on parental/annual leave has made me lose track of time.

Still, well played ETS.

I thought I had another window open at first that was making the noise. Then I thought my speakers were playing up so I turned them on and off a couple of times. Then I loled.

[marodi]

I don't have speakers on my computer (long story--don't ask) so when I want to listen to something I put on my headphones. So I read about that farting thing and I was thinking "no way* then, I just had to listen.

It's glorious.

[BRoswell]

Okay, I'm getting the farting sounds when I'm NOT on the site. Can anyone explain that to me? Every twenty minutes or so I hear it.

[Fixer808]

Lay off the cabbage...?

[BRoswell]

Lay off the cabbage...?

I'll keep that in mind.

But this is no joke. Same fart sounds when I'm NOT on the site. At first I thought I had a virus, but now that I know the origin, I'm starting to think it's some sort of glitch. I'm hoping they'll stop now that April Fool's Day is over.

[ibanez33]

I'll keep that in mind.

But this is no joke. Same fart sounds when I'm NOT on the site. At first I thought I had a virus, but now that I know the origin, I'm starting to think it's some sort of glitch. I'm hoping they'll stop now that April Fool's Day is over.

Over in MOST places. Still only 10:30pm on the West coast, and I'm still getting the noises.


I'm also still loling at them.


*edit* Aww, it stopped