This is another thread about fucking!
When I have sex, this is where you'll hear about it. Are you having sex? Let's hear about it.
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This is another thread about fucking!
When I have sex, this is where you'll hear about it. Are you having sex? Let's hear about it.
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I had sex on your bed two weeks ago.
WITH MYSELF.
WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MASTURBATION THREAD.
Throbbing Member
The closest i got to any action recently was my dog humping me. Then i kicked her off the couch.
yeah i know this is JUST the post you wanted to read in here. hehe.
Active Member
I actually had a decent amount of secks while ETS was down. Pretty vanilla secks, but secks nonetheless.
What can I say? I got bored.
Flaccid Member
Even I have been getting some action lately.
Stubby Member
Best sex of my life last night. Just sayin'
Hairy Member
I could say the exact same thing. Nice going universe.Originally Posted by Christo
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I jacked off into a towel last night. It was okay, definitely not the best.
Active Member
You should have used softener.
BFT Member
What's this fucking you speak of?
Active Member
I am medically curious, so I'm currently on a website called beautiful cervix.com
This post contains the ultimate money shot. (SFW unless perhaps you're male and in an open-plan office)
God is an American
I want to do this again to some lucky cervix out there! No g/f anymore for me means ejaculating into condoms or the cold winter air (and hopefully onto an exciting body part soon).
*idle idle*
i miss sex.
Throbbing Member
Not. Getting. ANY.
Hairy Member
Did we lose the Not Getting Any thread?
pint size
I suppose someone could start it.
And on that note, I'm not getting some, but I will be in 3 weeks exactly. Yessssssss. Until then, more with the putting fun things in my butt!
ಠ_ಠ
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35e7vm/
pint size
Not all the things...yet, sadly
Behold the morning star
I moved in with my girl. Sex has dropped about 50%.
Flaccid Member
Only 50%? Give it time. You'll be down to 25% soon enough.
Active Member
You know it's sad but true.
Just work to keep the fire burning. It may happen less but nows the time to start thinking creatively. Make every shot count.
No sex but I have been getting a good responses from the ladies recently which i can't complain about. Slept with a girl the other night after doing some hard drinking. The cuddles was nice and I'm not really sure if it's gonna go anywhere but I plan on using that mindset to my advantage, planting seeds and all that.
Hairy Member
Is this that true? Because even though my boyfriend and I don't live together we *pretty much* do since we're at each others houses every night, and that doesn't seem to affect the sex life. So, is it like, now that we're both responsible for paying these bills together, fucking seems less necessary nightly?
Flaccid Member
I was in the same situation; I saw my girlfriend every night and we spent every waking moment together, and sex was consistent, bordering on excessive, heh. As soon as we moved in together, it's like we couldn't be bothered. We're not like an old married couple, or anything, but it definitely decreased from several times a day to 3 times a week or so. (And for clarity, we've been together 7 years, 5 of which have been spent living together)
@_@
Kind of happy my posts got purged. Especially the ones from this thread.
FATUM NOS IUNGET
Took a screenshot, don't worry.
@_@
-_-.......
desperately chilled
screenshots really do make a mess, amirite?
Active Member
(I felt the urge to tell someone this and remembered that this used to be my go-to place for overshare)
I've just had my first internal orgasm for two years!!!
In a testament to compersion, both Daddy and my sex libidos have been pretty shot for around two years (between my biodad being arrested for trying to kill my mum, a bunch of scary shit on the news that clashes with our kinks, and his cancer scare/reconstruction surgery), but since January (post-surgery for him) we've been meeting up regularly to build things up very slowly and do cuddly stuff like go for dinners and cuddle with cats along with lots of talking. It had got to the point where I was bone dry and nothing could go inside my vagina without me developing tears; my brain was desperate to do things but my vagina just wouldn't listen. It was a slow process of rubbing things on my vagina, searching for and writing something that might trigger us, and sitting for up to an hour at a time with one of those vibrating bullet things in (vibrations have never done it for me but I've read that this method of stretching is very useful for people who have suffered vaginismus and/or sexual trauma). Over the past two weeks I've started to feel mild tingling in my genitals that I haven't felt in a very long time, and tonight, with the help of a glass dildo, I had an orgasm. I was so relieved that I cried afterwards!
Ah, I will sleep well tonight.
Stubby Member
getting daily amounts currently. this has made it tough to stay awake at work.
Stubby Member
This week i found out i was wearing another mans shoe, for over a week, unnoticed
He says things have changed between us.
This belongs here, right?
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