The Fucking Thread

[elevenism]

I would love to get laser hair removal for below the belt. I love the way it looks and feels shaven, but i HATE it when it starts to grow back in...you all know what i mean...that uncomfortable feeling somewhere between pain and itch.
@Sarah K , we are going to do more sex. We're going to fuck on the front porch, and in the refrigerator.

A huge part of the reason we are getting married is that we are into the terrible twos, and instead of fighting all the time, we are experiencing a veritable renaissance of love, affection, sex and adoration. If and when our sex life declines, it will be due to depression or old age, NOT marriage.

I LOVE her body...she has my favorite breasts i've ever seen. And she loves to jerk me off into them. I love her sweet little pussy and have no problem eating it for hours on end. I love her face...i love the way her breath smells, and she loves mine.
Our collective sex drive has ebbed and flowed, but for the time being, we are on fire.
And we aren't having some big ass wedding that creates crazy new expectations.
We just want to make what we are already doing official...we don't just live together...we are together 24/7...we live off of family estate money for the time being. We want to give each other vows, and we are christians, so it is important to us to do it before God. I think we are going to just have our minister go over the biblical implications of the thing with us, and then marry us. I think you have to have a witness, so we will bring one friend i guess.
The book of Acts says that once you are married, you should NEVER deny your partner. God wants you to fuck on the regular, and we are going to be good little disciples of christ and please Him.

[Sarah K]

I mean, I hope that you're right. And fucking lol @ "doing" sex. Haha.

That's a uhhh... very unique interpretation of the bible. But I guess the beauty of the bible is that you can basically twist it to say whatever the fuck you want it to mean.

Hopefully this isn't the same chick that you were domestic violencing with?

[aggroculture]

Yeah, I was going to ask about that, hoping that issue has found some kind of resolution.

[NotoriousTIMP]

@playwithfire - her post on Facebook brought me to this thread and holy shit did things get weirder....

[owinn]

I would love to get laser hair removal for below the belt. I love the way it looks and feels shaven, but i HATE it when it starts to grow back in...you all know what i mean...that uncomfortable feeling somewhere between pain and itch.
@Sarah K , we are going to do more sex. We're going to fuck on the front porch, and in the refrigerator.

A huge part of the reason we are getting married is that we are into the terrible twos, and instead of fighting all the time, we are experiencing a veritable renaissance of love, affection, sex and adoration. If and when our sex life declines, it will be due to depression or old age, NOT marriage.

I LOVE her body...she has my favorite breasts i've ever seen. And she loves to jerk me off into them. I love her sweet little pussy and have no problem eating it for hours on end. I love her face...i love the way her breath smells, and she loves mine.
Our collective sex drive has ebbed and flowed, but for the time being, we are on fire.
And we aren't having some big ass wedding that creates crazy new expectations.
We just want to make what we are already doing official...we don't just live together...we are together 24/7...we live off of family estate money for the time being. We want to give each other vows, and we are christians, so it is important to us to do it before God. I think we are going to just have our minister go over the biblical implications of the thing with us, and then marry us. I think you have to have a witness, so we will bring one friend i guess.
The book of Acts says that once you are married, you should NEVER deny your partner. God wants you to fuck on the regular, and we are going to be good little disciples of christ and please

A veritable renaissance of bullshit.

[NotoriousTIMP]

@elevenism - you creep me the fuck out and that's not an easy thing to do. Congrats....

[Sarah K]

This thread is my favorite thing on the Internet.

[jessamineny]

I would love to get laser hair removal for below the belt. I love the way it looks and feels shaven, but i HATE it when it starts to grow back in...you all know what i mean...that uncomfortable feeling somewhere between pain and itch.
@Sarah K , we are going to do more sex. We're going to fuck on the front porch, and in the refrigerator.

A huge part of the reason we are getting married is that we are into the terrible twos, and instead of fighting all the time, we are experiencing a veritable renaissance of love, affection, sex and adoration. If and when our sex life declines, it will be due to depression or old age, NOT marriage.

I LOVE her body...she has my favorite breasts i've ever seen. And she loves to jerk me off into them. I love her sweet little pussy and have no problem eating it for hours on end. I love her face...i love the way her breath smells, and she loves mine.
Our collective sex drive has ebbed and flowed, but for the time being, we are on fire.
And we aren't having some big ass wedding that creates crazy new expectations.
We just want to make what we are already doing official...we don't just live together...we are together 24/7...we live off of family estate money for the time being. We want to give each other vows, and we are christians, so it is important to us to do it before God. I think we are going to just have our minister go over the biblical implications of the thing with us, and then marry us. I think you have to have a witness, so we will bring one friend i guess.
The book of Acts says that once you are married, you should NEVER deny your partner. God wants you to fuck on the regular, and we are going to be good little disciples of christ and please Him.

Please know that this reply is not meant to be judgmental. And I know I don't know you, and have no business giving you advice. But I would actually feel bad if I didn't say all this:

I know you mentioned that after getting out of jail, your drug tolerance was extremely low. Have you been dabbling in quite a bit of recreational drugs (or prescribed drugs used recreationally) in the past days? Because, in all honesty, this post strikes me as aggrandizing, impulsive and manic. My first thought is that something you've been taking has spun you into a mental place that you're just not aware of yet.

I'm worried about you in general, but also worried about you making one of the most important decisions of your life (marriage, especially to someone you've had such a tumultuous relationship with) in such a state. Please take care of yourself. ::hug::

[Kyle]

Laser hair removal below the belt? Sorry. No lasers down there for me. Not happening.

[playwithfire]

@playwithfire - her post on facebook brought me to this thread and holy shit did things get weirder....

THANKS FOR CALLING ME OUT BRO

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[NotoriousTIMP]

THANKS FOR CALLING ME OUT BRO

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*high five* haha....

(Sorry)

[R-Dot-Yung]

Doggy style doesn't get old.

[Charmingly Miserable]

I occasionally shave my whole setup, balls and all.
It makes everything look sexier to me, and my girl likes it a lot.

On that note, either on friday or next week, she won't just be my girl...
We are getting married!!!!!
I am so happy!

I hope you shave for the occasion.

I trim down there: shaving is a pain: the stubble'n'spots result=ugh.

Try tweezing.

Girl, just get waxed, then!

I want to so bad but I don't want to go to the nail salon and tell the guy to give me the stripper special. He will just take a look at my chubby ass and laugh. I've asked my best friend to do it and she said she wouldn't because she thinks she wouldn't do a good job at it yet she has done it to herself before. I won't do it to myself

[Sarah K]

Give it a try. I'm like twice as big as you, and I've been waxed. I view it as going to a Dr or something. It is their job. They aren't there to judge, they are there to do a job.

[aggroculture]

Try tweezing.

You mean pulling hairs out one by one? Haha, no thanks.
I'll just trim. I don't actually like the bald sensation much.

[Charmingly Miserable]

Yes. It takes me about a few sessions sitting on the toilet. Total time about a couple of hours max. Pain is beauty, I guess.

[Sarah K]

Yeah. That basically sounds like the worst torture ever!

[Ryan]

Imagine (speaking to dudes) if you looked down and suddenly hair started growing out of your pee hole. More and more until you were just peeing hair.

Imagine it.

[Charmingly Miserable]

Is that possible?

[Kyle]

Is that possible?

Imagine it!

[eversonpoe]

Imagine (speaking to dudes) if you looked down and suddenly hair started growing out of your pee hole. More and more until you were just peeing hair.

Imagine it.

that sounds extremely painful and unpleasant.

[Charmingly Miserable]

That sounds extremely gross and unhygienic. Imagine the stench. Sorry fellas.

[Fixer808]

Saw my girl today, played pool at a bar and I lost best 2 out of 3. Wagering happened, so tomorrow I have to provide her with a back rub with "happy ending", and then on June 14th when we go to Sin City Fetish Night, I have to go in full drag. I don't mind the way she wagers. We also tried to find a quiet washroom to bang in but couldn't. Sadface.

[Ryan]

that sounds extremely painful and unpleasant.

Indeed. I don't know why that image came into my mind.

[eversonpoe]

Saw my girl today, played pool at a bar and I lost best 2 out of 3. Wagering happened, so tomorrow I have to provide her with a back rub with "happy ending", and then on June 14th when we go to Sin City Fetish Night, I have to go in full drag. I don't mind the way she wagers. We also tried to find a quiet washroom to bang in but couldn't. Sadface.

i am so excited to see pictures of you in full drag (you better post some pictures).

[Fixer808]

Totally will!

[Frozen Beach]

I went to the bathroom and came back to find her watching dominatrix videos on my computer. I gulped so hard.

[Sarah K]

That's how it starts.

[Fixer808]

She cancelled on me for tonight. Tomorrow, after I get of work. Hhnnnnnnnngh, I can't crank one out, I'm under orders to save it for her!! D:

[Indefinite_Cure]

I haven't had sex in 6 months, since I,ve been out of a stable relationship that lasted close to 6 years. I'm kinda going crazy right now.