The Fucking Thread

[Sarah K]

Preach. They expect us to be waxed and shaved and plucked. Well, I'm not putting my face in a fucking forest, then.

My ideal is trimmed, though. For myslef and my partners. I don't dig the totally naked look. Both for esthetics, and because my skin is entirely too sensitive for that shit.

[Charmingly Miserable]

I totally dig the absolute no hair look on me. I'll even take a tweezer to my pubes. Yes, it's uncomfortable but I'm smooth for about two weeks. You have no idea how much I detest putting my face in a forest too. Sorry, no thanks. I've already flossed for the day.

[Sarah K]

Girl, just get waxed, then!

[ophelia_]

There's nothing sexier than picking pubes out of your mouth mid blowjob. -_-

Yes, I can handle your cock poking the back of my throat, but if there's a hair tickling my tonsils, you can fuck right off. Haha.

[jessamineny]

I'm a big fan of manhair. If a man likes himself better removing it, well OK, but dear lord don't do it for me.

[allegro]

I'm a big fan of manhair. If a man likes himself better removing it, well OK, but dear lord don't do it for me.

Me too! I miss the days of hairy guys.

[Kyle]

Preach. They expect us to be waxed and shaved and plucked. Well, I'm not putting my face in a fucking forest, then.

My ideal is trimmed, though. For myslef and my partners. I don't dig the totally naked look. Both for esthetics, and because my skin is entirely too sensitive for that shit.

I don't expect anyone to be waxed and shaved and plucked.

[eversonpoe]

my ex used to MAKE me shave, which is a pain in the ass. these days, i keep it trimmed nice and short.

i actually hate all of my body hair (i used to shave my legs & armpits in high school) but my fiancee really likes it, for some reason. but i love it when she doesn't shave her pits, so i guess i can't question it.

[allegro]

Lol, just thinking about how much things have changed. In the 70s, every guy on the planet openly displayed hairy chests as badges of honor and chicks loved that. The hairless guys hung their heads in shame and bought chest hair toupees. Now, guys wax it all off.

[Sarah K]

I don't mind chest/arm/leg hair at all... It can be nice. But keep your pubes under control if ya want my face near them.

[allegro]

but my fiancee really likes it, for some reason.

Body hair is what separates men from women. You have lots of it, we don't. For a lot of us women, it's a big reason why we like you.

And for a lot of us women, pubes aren't a problem, either. At all. Because dicks don't have pubes on them, and because genitals are meant to have pubes. it's a matter of preference, I suppose, but at some point we've porn-starred and Hollywood'd sex beyond the point of "natural." Some of the erotica submitted by younger people online used to really crack me up: "And then, after we made out, she took a shower ..." Because, of course, you have to be really clean, first, too. And completely minus all smell and hair. It's like Data sex.

[jessamineny]

I once saw an old photo of Dave Navarro with chest hair. Made me sad. But then I just looked at his boots. All better. :P

[allegro]

I once saw an old photo of Dave Navarro with chest hair. Made me sad. But then I just looked at his boots. All better. :P

Dave used to have chest hair???

I was watching Dancing with the Stars (oh shut up) and there was a segment with Charlie White (1/2 of Olympic Gold Medal ice dancing pair, natch) and other pairs doing a group dance rehearsal and they were bugging him to show his chest and he shyly opened his shirt for a few seconds and he had a chest full of glorious hair. Cut to the dance competition, and it was all completely shaved and covered with oil. Bleh.

[botley]

Gold medal-winning ice dancer with a hairy chest, now that is a MAN who will fuck you well.

[Digital Twilight]

Lol, just thinking about how much things have changed. In the 70s, every guy on the planet openly displayed hairy chests as badges of honor and chicks loved that. The hairless guys hung their heads in shame and bought chest hair toupees. Now, guys wax it all off.

Hell no, my hairy chest is one of my best features. I'll be damned if I'm waxing it off!

[implanted_microchip]

I'm profoundly hairy in places but have always kept my pubes nonexistent for my own personal comfort; once it becomes a routine thing and you keep track of it, it doesn't take long at all, I just do it in the shower and it's only a minute tops. I don't know what it is but I get extremely uncomfortable if I let it grow out down there, it's been years since it last was.

I have to say though as a guy with a lot of body hair, it's nice to see some people embracing it. I've never even bothered trying to get rid of it because it would be way too pain-staking and take too much work. I've been lucky to never have anyone have a problem with it.

[Dra508]

Lol, just thinking about how much things have changed. In the 70s, every guy on the planet openly displayed hairy chests as badges of honor and chicks loved that. The hairless guys hung their heads in shame and bought chest hair toupees. Now, guys wax it all off.

I caught a few minutes of No Way Out with Kevin Costner circa 1987 last night.


I'm all for trimming. If you want me to do it, you gotta join in a bit. Just a bit. Also, don't shave your face for 4 or 5 days - luv.

[allegro]

^If he'd shaved it all, we wouldn't be able to enjoy his Happy Trail !!

[Charmingly Miserable]

There's nothing sexier than picking pubes out of your mouth mid blowjob. -_-

Yes, I can handle your cock poking the back of my throat, but if there's a hair tickling my tonsils, you can fuck right off. Haha.

Totally agree. I can handle just a little chest hair but when it comes to pubes, become best friends with a razor. My ex bf was one giant fur ball (I'm talking about hair all over his back) and it grossed me out.

I'm kinda surprised at all the male reaction concerning women not shaving. Sometimes when a guy wants me over, I'm tell him, I haven't shaved my legs in over a week. Every single guy is ok with that. However, that doesn't mean I'm gonna go all Amanda Palmer on everyone. Not shaving my legs is ok with me (I'm wearing capris to work and haven't shaved in 5 days) but I HAVE to keep my pubes non existent.

[allegro]

Totally agree. I can handle just a little chest hair but when it comes to pubes, become best friends with a razor. My ex bf was one giant fur ball (I'm talking about hair all over his back) and it grossed me out.

I'm kinda surprised at all the male reaction concerning women not shaving. Sometimes when a guy wants me over, I'm tell him, I haven't shaved my legs in over a week. Every single guy is ok with that. However, that doesn't mean I'm gonna go all Amanda Palmer on everyone. Not shaving my legs is ok with me (I'm wearing capris to work and haven't shaved in 5 days) but I HAVE to keep my pubes non existent.

Oddly enough, I *always* shave my legs, always always always, but I always have at least a landing strip or artistic bermuda triangle. I shaved it all once and it was itchy when it grew back and I thought it looked really stupid, anyway, so I like keeping it. But mine's extra special because it's blonde, LOL

And I've never been with a guy who got rid of his pubes. They trim it, but I think if I was ever with a guy with no pubes I'd be, like, wtf and I'd probably not be able to stop laughing and it'd be a total boner killer and I'd have to leave.

Amanda Palmer, LOL

Edit: The hair that "tickles your tonsils" are loose hairs. So, before you get busy down there, shake it all loose, run your fingers through everything, and any loose hairs will fall off. Potential crisis averted.

[Dra508]

Edit: The hair that "tickles your tonsils" are loose hairs. So, before you get busy down there, shake it all loose, run your fingers through everything, and any loose hairs will fall off. Potential crisis averted.

If my guy is looking for me to go down there, I'd like it if he'd 'shake it all loose'. Like I said, if I do me, you do you and we'll all be turned on.

Off to the not getting any thread.

[Ryan]

If my guy is looking for me to go down there, I'd like it if he'd 'shake it all loose'.

[Ryan]

[elevenism]

I occasionally shave my whole setup, balls and all.
It makes everything look sexier to me, and my girl likes it a lot.

On that note, either on friday or next week, she won't just be my girl...
We are getting married!!!!!
I am so happy!

And we aren't going to be one of those couples that eases up on the sex in our married life...we are going to do MORE sex!!!!!

I love her so much! i can't wait!!!!!

[elevenism]

Sorry for the double post, but this actually happened to me once...and just like that, my love of buttsex was over!

[eversonpoe]

Body hair is what separates men from women. You have lots of it, we don't. For a lot of us women, it's a big reason why we like you.

i just meant it's odd because i'm so feminine in personality, but fairly masculine in appearance, and i'm just glad that my fiancee loves that about me.

[Sarah K]

And we aren't going to be one of those couples that eases up on the sex in our married life...we are going to do MORE sex!!!!!

I'm pretty sure everyone thinks that before they get married, though.

I've talked to friends who have lived with partners for years and bang regularly. And once they get married, it declines. I do not understand people.

[aggroculture]

My ex didn't shave anything, including her legs. I loved it.
I would say that the idea that women must depilate is a sexist one, for sure.
I am from Europe, where shaving female armpits and pubic hair is much less compulsory.
Don't get me started on male facial hair: I can literally tell that people, strangers are a lot more polite to me when I've shaved my beard off, though the Midwest is better than NY in that regard: beards are more common and more tolerated.
I trim down there: shaving is a pain: the stubble'n'spots result=ugh.

[allegro]

Go to WISCONSIN unshaven, you'll blend right in.

[playwithfire]

I shave for me, I don't give a fuck and I have no interest in dating anyone that gives a fuck. Like, at the moment I'm blowing off shaving my legs and underarms (because FUCK that) but I still shave every week or so "down there" because it's a comfort thing. I don't like the way stuff feels grown out down there.

As for my partners? I HATE PICKING HAIR OUT OF MY MOUTH. HATE IT. Grooming is appreciated. Shaved balls are wonderful. However my current partner has like magical body hair and doesn't do anything but it all distributes awesomely, so I don't tend to have any issues.