Quote Originally Posted by WingWalker View Post
I've seen that Dicke Titten may be based on Till's poem Bigger Better Harder:

Seven kilos slim aesthetic
Knife and swab and anaesthetic
Cut the eyes back sack reduction
Rhinoplasty liposuction
Pull the ears a little tighter
Double chin a wee bit lighter
With thread and needle scissors light
One takes the pain without a fight

Although your tits are not too small
They should be larger all in all
Tooth extraction dans la face
Implantations in the ass
Tighten cheeks cheekbone displace
Lips made plump with special waste
With thread and needle scissors light
One takes the pain without a fight

Wrinkles scalpeled not a trouble
Penis lengthened up to double
Him so happy with his stiffy
Sex adjusted in a jiffy
The woman in the man confused
The hairs that one will never lose
With thread and needle scissors light
One takes the pain without a fight
They posted what looks to be an April Fools thing on Facebook today - the 'Zick Zack Beauty Clinic' opening in Berlin.

Strangely enough, the text with the image mentions 'Prettier, Bigger, Harder' which isn't far off this.