Dinosaurs are NOT extinct

[Prettybrokenspiral]

They are just smaller and called 'Birds.' The archaelogical establishment even mostly agrees that dinosaurs had feathers. The closest living decendant of the velociraptor is the chicken! A 6 foot chicken would fuck you up!

[themethatyouknow]

Good for you

[halloween]

yeah but ancient dinosaur species sure as hell are extinct.

[icklekitty]

They are just smaller and called 'Birds.' The archaelogical establishment even mostly agrees that dinosaurs had feathers. The closest living decendant of the velociraptor is the chicken! A 6 foot chicken would fuck you up!

And ruin a perfectly decent episode of Family Guy

[Baphomette]

yeah but ancient dinosaur species sure as hell are extinct.

[Harry Seaward]

yeah but ancient dinosaur species sure as hell are extinct.

Under phylogenetic taxonomy, dinosaurs are usually defined as the group consisting of "Triceratops, Neornithes [modern birds], their most recent common ancestor, and all descendants".[1]

[1] Benton, Michael J. (2004). "Origin and relationships of Dinosauria". In Weishampel, David B.; Dodson, Peter; and Osmólska, Halszka (eds.). The Dinosauria (2nd ed.). Berkeley: University of California Press. pp. 7–19.

[westost]

FINALLY, someone is discussing this pressing topic!

[sheepdean]

Relevant

[Jadezuki]

Steven spielberg should re-release all the Jurrassic Park movies in remastered form

with feathers.

If he'd wanted to do that, he would've just read Jurassic Park and Lost World more carefully the first time. :P

[halloween]

oh SNAP, i forgot about the deep sea.

[playwithfire]

[Baphomette]

oh SNAP, i forgot about the deep sea.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Mayans are found living down there one of these days.

[Delusional]

Fuck... those teeth... thanks for the nightmares.

[iamanexit]

MOON BASE?!

Seriously, though. dinosaurs = yes! And not just because I'm drunk! Just simply because.

[Kamelion]

I was kinda expecting this to be a thread for all the conspiracy theories and that sort of shenanigans. I'm kinda disappointed nobody has mentioned Hitler's secret moon base...

That's because it's supposed to be secret! What the hell is wrong with you?!


;-)

[Fixer808]

AKA, the Fucking Bastardfish.

[ratexla]

This is extremely badass, and the reason I've considered adding the tag "dinosaur" to my hundreds of bird shots on Flickr. I'm only afraid to get murdered by dinosaur-googlers not yet familiar with the badassery. Plus I'm a tag whore, so the tag lists may be full already. :|

[Wretchedest]

I saw a Pterodactyl flying around once when I was 11.

I swear.

My friends dad saw one too. In fact there's an entire community devoted to people who have seen pteredactyls.

[Halo Infinity]

They are just smaller and called 'Birds.' The archaelogical establishment even mostly agrees that dinosaurs had feathers. The closest living decendant of the velociraptor is the chicken! A 6 foot chicken would fuck you up!

Ah, then it's certainly no wonder why the Cuccos from The Legend of Zelda were such complete and utter badasses and sick fucks. It all finally makes so much more sense now.

I'll see myself out.

[theimage13]

I waited over seven years for THAT?

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed.

[bRoot]

Steven spielberg should re-release all the Jurrassic Park movies in remastered form

with feathers.

Check out "Chicken Park" I believe it was a parody/comedy film of the Jurassic Park Films, But I have yet to watch it.

[Halo Infinity]

I waited over seven years for THAT?

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed.

Late post is late, and clearly not that much. I'm sure I would've posted much sooner, but I somehow completely forgot about this thread. I was just reminded of it because I checked out the Who's Online? list.

And also with @Prettybrokenspiral being one of my favorite ETS members to follow on top of that, so I couldn't resist.