Conspiracy Theories

[Erneuert]

i've a new favorite conspiracy theory:

Australia doesn't exist, and anyone claiming to be Australian is a government operative, or being paid, or under mind control.

If you go to "Australia," they take you to a city in New Zealand, where paid actors pretend to be "Australians" and say "G'day, mate! Crikey! Let's have a smoko, and then a walkabout" or whatever. OR, they take you somewhere in South America.

Of course, then, the airlines are in on it.
There's also a good chance that you'll be drugged on the plane, so that you'll, like, "hallucinate" the "Australian Experience" or some shit?

The kangaroos are robots. I'm not shitting you.

These people have had a fucking CONVENTION to discuss this "truth."
@Erneuert , so are you gonna come clean, now? How much are they paying you? :P

I am an illusiooooooon.

[henryeatscereal]

Ok so...I hate to bring this up, because it's corollary to shit like pizzagate and Qanon. I abhor the demonization of Abromavic: she's one of my favorite artists of all time. Is she into the occult? Well, yeah. She isn't part of some evil cabal that eats babies or whatever, though.

But FUCKSAKE. This is WEIRD.
I saw the bondage bears on the news and thought "yeah, edgy, miscalculated."

But there are a couple of things I can't explain away, here: ESPECIALLY the fucking child porn court documents with the Adidas x Balenciaga purse.

I have no theory for this, but, at the VERY least, whoever designed these photo shoots is a fucking weirdo.

Yesterday i saw a video of the Balenciaga-Gate, i don't know if this is a conspiracy, but sure it's fuckin weird...

[elevenism]

I am an illusiooooooon.

I KNEW something is off: a dude who is into the same shit as me, has similar neurotic tendencies, and seems like he'd be one of my best friends irl...from "Australia.'

I KNEW it was too good to be true.

Are you a gvmt agent, or a bot, or just a figment of my imagination?

This is a big part of their " evidence, " btw

Come to think of it, I've never even seen an IMAGE of a Drop Bear.

[elevenism]

TikTok is being used to gather intelligence on US citizens.
THAT much is confirmed, iirc.
I think it's ALSO intended to dumb down, and, possibly, eventually, shape adolescent western minds.
I mean, jesus. It has over a billion fucking downloads, with some absurd percentage of young Americans saying they use it "almost constantly."

It legitimately has the potential to function like the Chimpokomon episode of South Park.

How is our gvmt missing this,.ffs?

[elevenism]

Has anyone looked through the THOUSANDS of NEW declassified JFK assassination docs?

Also, if you're into JFK, look at his BROTHER'S killing. It features:

-13 shots (audio evidence) supposedly fired by an 8 shot pistol
-RFK shot at an upward angles from behind, INCLUDING the near point blank killing blow, with Sirhan in FRONT of RFK, several feet away, at all times, by all accounts
-Security Guard BEHIND RFK, with gun drawn
-Man who was ALSO shot says bullet did NOT come from Sirhan
-MULTIPLE "magic bullets"
-Video and photographic evidence of multiple CIA agents before and after event
-Possible MK Ultra connection (Sirhan didn't say he DIDN'T shoot, but had no memory of the event. All he remembered was going for coffee with)...
-Mysterious "Woman In The Polka-Dot Dress, who supposedly said " We got him! We got him!"
-Retracted and utterly ignored witness statements regarding the last point, which pairs nicely with...
-audio recordings of investigative witness coercion
-Missing evidence, including confiscated photos, door frames, etc.
-last minute change of exit route to go through pantry
-The fact that RFK Jr believes in Sirhan's innocence, AND
-a bunch of other more shit!

I'm pretty well convinced that the CIA orchestrated the killings of BOTH kennedys, to pave the way for Nixon and Ford.
While I'm at it, the MLK assassination MAY be the most farcical of the lot, with Dr King's FAMILY on the side of James Earl Ray.

Seriously, check into RFK and MLK, if the JFK assassination happens to interest you.


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[Erneuert]

Has anyone looked through the THOUSANDS of NEW declassified JFK assassination docs?

Also, if you're into JFK, look at his BROTHER'S killing. It features:

-13 shots (audio evidence) supposedly fired by an 8 shot pistol
-RFK shot at an upward angles from behind, INCLUDING the near point blank killing blow, with Sirhan in FRONT of RFK, several feet away, at all times, by all accounts
-Security Guard BEHIND RFK, with gun drawn
-Man who was ALSO shot says bullet did NOT come from Sirhan
-MULTIPLE "magic bullets"
-Video and photographic evidence of multiple CIA agents before and after event
-Possible MK Ultra connection (Sirhan didn't say he DIDN'T shoot, but had no memory of the event. All he remembered was going for coffee with)...
-Mysterious "Woman In The Polka-Dot Dress, who supposedly said " We got him! We got him!"
-Retracted and utterly ignored witness statements regarding the last point, which pairs nicely with...
-audio recordings of investigative witness coercion
-Missing evidence, including confiscated photos, door frames, etc.
-last minute change of exit route to go through pantry
-The fact that RFK Jr believes in Sirhan's innocence, AND
-a bunch of other more shit!

I'm pretty well convinced that the CIA orchestrated the killings of BOTH kennedys, to pave the way for Nixon and Ford.
While I'm at it, the MLK assassination MAY be the most farcical of the lot, with Dr King's FAMILY on the side of James Earl Ray.

Seriously, check into RFK and MLK, if the JFK assassination happens to interest you.


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[elevenism]

@erneuret I watched your Fermi paradox video, and the whole part about us possibly being the only civilization stupid enough to give up our location WAS fairly frightening.

It sent me down a whole rabbit hole. Hole, rabbit whole. A whole rabbit!

But, yeah. Suppose there ARE relatively close civilizations.
So it's like "Dirxon...look at this shit! Look at how much WATER these idiots have!"
"Aw, baddass, Rizxel. We know where to go if we ever run out, now!"

As far as JFK, I love the Comedian shooting him in the Watchmen.

Re: RFK

[elevenism]

Ok, so. I don't think there's any doubt that the ENTIRE Epstein affair was conspiratorial: the only question is who was involved and to what degree.
One thing we know very little about is how the financial strings were pulled.

WELL. Here is a News. The U.S.Virgin Islands filed a lawsuit against FUCKING JPMORGAN, saying they "knowingly, negligently and unlawfully provided and pulled the levers through which recruiters and victims were paid, and was indispensable to the operation and concealment of the Epstein trafficking enterprise."
And they say they have the fucking reciepts. (Per NPR)

What's fucking even CRAZIER, is that, days later, the Attorney General who filed the suit, was relieved of her duties...FOR FILING THE SUIT.
This was openly admitted. (Per Yahoo News; probably via AP or Reuters: I'm to tired to check, but we aren't talking InfoWars "reporting," here.)

This is the same person who filed the 2020 suit against Epstein's estate seeking forfeiture of $86 million in Virgin Islands Economic Development funds, which were, ahem, "allegedly" used to fund crimes. (I WANNA say that one was settled out of court)?

I mean, make of this what you will. It sounds to me like SOMEBODY'S got the gvmt of the Virgin Islands on lock, and wishes for this brave woman to shut up.
Denise George is her name, and fuck sake...i.honestly worry for her safety at this point.


Edit: kind of stunned that this one didn't get any engagement.

At least @DiagnoseMeHarder is paying attention

[DiagnoseMeHarder]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rex_84
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MKUltra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evonik_Industries
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Carlyle_Group
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathy_...racy_theorist)


I think Epstein was just the tip of the iceberg of global elites. I think some "conspiracy theories" are designed fabrications and infiltration by the CIA/FBI to distract the public/people from paying attention to what is occurring, or talking about it.

[elevenism]

Meanwhile, I still can't get enough of the idea that Australia isn't real.
@Erneuert @muad'nin. You guys are supposedly part of the conspiracy.

It's so goddamn funny.

[muad'nin]

Meanwhile, I still can't get enough of the idea that Australia isn't real.
@Erneuert @muad'nin. You guys are supposedly part of the conspiracy.

It's so goddamn funny.

I was thinking about this one the other day. How wild would the underlying motives need to be, to go to the effort of convincing all 25 million+ of us, that so much of our existence is a lie. I can’t fathom what the motivations must be, lol!

[elevenism]

I was thinking about this one the other day. How wild would the underlying motives need to be, to go to the effort of convincing all 25 million+ of us, that so much of our existence is a lie. I can’t fathom what the motivations must be, lol!

Yeah it's fucking hilarious.

See, when you visit "Australia," they ACTUALLY drop you off in New Zealand.
Usually, they drug you on the plane, to keep you confused.

They show you kangaroos, which are ACTUALLY robots.

New Zealanders like yourself speak in an "Australian" accent, and say things like "G'day, Mate," and "Crikey, you're in Australia, true blue! Fair Dinkum! Let's have a Fosters!" :P

So, as far as the ORIGIN of this fucking insanity?

I THINK it's that some lunatics in the UK don't believe that any convicts were actually brought to Australia.

Rather, they believe that those people, like Billy Blue, were secretly just killed, and that Australia is imaginary.

Idk which is crazier: this one, or the Flat Earth theory.

[muad'nin]

Yeah it's fucking hilarious.

See, when you visit "Australia," they ACTUALLY drop you off in New Zealand.
Usually, they drug you on the plane, to keep you confused.

They show you kangaroos, which are ACTUALLY robots.

New Zealanders like yourself speak in an "Australian" accent, and say things like "G'day, Mate," and "Crikey, you're in Australia, true blue! Fair Dinkum! Let's have a Fosters!" :P

So, as far as the ORIGIN of this fucking insanity?

I THINK it's that some lunatics in the UK don't believe that any convicts were actually brought to Australia.

Rather, they believe that those people, like Billy Blue, were secretly just killed, and that Australia is imaginary.

Idk which is crazier: this one, or the Flat Earth theory.

I reckon this one has to be the wilder of the two; it’s almost completely devoid of all sense of reality. I bet some of these folks who are on board with this one actually can conceive of a world in which all birds are government spies, or whatever that other nonsense theory is…

[elevenism]

I reckon this one has to be the wilder of the two; it’s almost completely devoid of all sense of reality. I bet some of these folks who are on board with this one actually can conceive of a world in which all birds are government spies, or whatever that other nonsense theory is…

Dude...i think you're right.

I think the "Australia isn't real" thing is SLIGHTLY crazier than "flat earth."

But it's funny that people believe this shit.

I mean, it's good for a laugh.

[Erneuert]

Meanwhile, I still can't get enough of the idea that Australia isn't real.
@Erneuert @muad'nin. You guys are supposedly part of the conspiracy.

It's so goddamn funny.

I must admit it does feel good to be in a country that is largely extremely civil and away from all the stupidity of the rest of the world. I highly recommend moving to such a country if you discover a new one similar to this. /s

[muad'nin]

I must admit it does feel good to be in a country that is largely extremely civil and away from all the stupidity of the rest of the world. I highly recommend moving to such a country if you discover a new one similar to this. /s

Seconded! Recently our entire country has shifted away from our version of the Republican Party - every state except for one, plus federally, are all centre-left. It’s a nice time to be here. Though we still have so much work to do…

[elevenism]

I must admit it does feel good to be in a country that is largely extremely civil and away from all the stupidity of the rest of the world. I highly recommend moving to such a country if you discover a new one similar to this. /s

Well... is there a buckley's chance you blokes have a spare room? I have pineapples for the bottlo! I'd love to av a go. :P

Jokes aside, I REALLY, SERIOUSLY want to get out of the US, PERMANENTLY, but haven't been able to do so. My wife and I tried to move to canada in like 2013, but they didn't appreciate my criminal record...specifically the dwi. We HAD the fucking money at the time.

That being said, i REALLY wanna visit Australia one day, and i plan on making it happen EVENTUALLY. And i'm telling my story walkin', not on my bike.

Someday, hopefully, we can kick it for a weekend, @erneuret and @muad'nin .

Australia has fascinated me since i was a little kid: some of my first memories are of my mom giving me a bath and washing my hair with Aussie Mega Shampoo, which i began to associate with Dot and the Kangaroo.

I will be heartbroken if i never see Australia.

[DVYDRNS]

I told my wife, if I end up losing both my parents, as I almost did earlier this year... we're leaving. We're going to Europe. And never stepping foot here again

[allegate]

I don't have enough eye-roll.gifs or sarcastic-wanking.gifs for this guy.