Fuck me. (No, seriously.)

[halo eighteen]

oral sex and foreplay is key with me. actual penetrative sex is secondary.

This, probably replace secondary with.. I don't know, twentiethary and that's probably even more accurate for me lol

[BRoswell]

I wish I could do oral, but my gag reflex is totally fucked when it comes to that. It's a shame too, because I know my guy likes to give and receive head.

[playwithfire]

Hand in front of mouth at all times helps a lot with that ^^ Also, brushing the tongue a bit further back when you brush your teeth is a good way to soften a really sensitive gag reflex.

Probably my penis. It’s so focused on getting its rocks off that it impedes the tongue. Also, I’m not adept at locating the necessary spots currently. I have very little experience.

Cannot relate to #1. For #2, familiarizing yourself with vulvas via internet is a solid bet. If you want to go realllllyy deep there's a website called OMGyes that outlines a lot about how vulvas and vaginas experience pleasure and it's interesting.

[Space Suicide]

I'm so fucking thirsty and sexually frustrated I can't take it anymore.

[Bachy]

I was having a casual discussion with my girlfriend yesterday morning before work. I asked generically, “What would you like to do later?” As any person would normally ask prior to the weekend. She responded very bluntly “I wanna fuck the shit out of you.”

[playwithfire]

Bachy why isn't this in the fucking thread

[playwithfire]

@Prettybrokenspiral why the driveby facepalm

[theimage13]

Goddamn. I expected to find someone whose dry spell would make me feel better about myself. But you've failed me, ETS.

26 years and counting without getting it on. There...feel better?

[diptych]

26 years and counting without getting it on.

21 years here. Am I out of my mind?

[GlitchyFlame]

Long Distance shit. Skype sessions at least three times a week for almost 8 months are starting to get a bit boring and mixing it up is nearly impossible. No visits in sight. Kill me.

[theimage13]

Long Distance shit. Skype sessions at least three times a week for almost 8 months are starting to get a bit boring and mixing it up is nearly impossible. No visits in sight. Kill me.

Similar boat. One visit in sight, but after that, no idea.

[Nyx]

Long Distance shit. Skype sessions at least three times a week for almost 8 months are starting to get a bit boring and mixing it up is nearly impossible. No visits in sight. Kill me.

13 months and counting............

[theimage13]

You know, I thought I would. But no. Dang. I could mail you some tequila and we can lament together.

I think the tequila will just make things worse. Make it a few Russian Imperial Stouts.

[theimage13]

Seven years. Wow. I didn't expect it would last this long but I also don't do one nighters nor do I want kids (period; can't have them myself and don't want them). That narrows my dating choices drastically where I live. Also, I'm not hot with 11 t's.

Ain't it funny how time flies?

Huh. I couldn't find anyone for years and years because everyone wanted kids and I knew I didn't. If you didn't want them you were right out of the picture.