The Enhancer
Meet Leviathant in Vienna, Austria on August 22nd. The Brigittenauer Brücke, 10:00pm. Come alone and carry a hatbox containing 10lbs of saltwater taffy. Inside the taffy you will embed $37 in gold, wrapped in plastic bags and smiles. The challenge is "I'm afraid my mother has a tumor, to which you will reply "IT'S NOT A TUMAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"Originally Posted by ibanez33
I wish there was an easier way, I really do...
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FATUM NOS IUNGET
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uggghhhh I just got in a debatey Facebook discussion because I made a bitchy post about MRA's
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... wow, it's like coming home after years of being at another job only to find that your hometown has
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What???????
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Last edited by heroicraptor; 07-19-2013 at 08:28 PM.
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Matador de Froot Loops
Seems legit...
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I KNEW your username looked familiar! I just thought it might have been from another forum or something. Where the hell have you been?
Also I still actually want to know how I can make it rain on ETS to get myself a custom avatar.
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I had to take a hiatus to focus on busting my ass to get where I wanted to be professionally. Considering I signed back up a few days ago, I'm still pretty new to the layout, and I'm not too sure about the whole "custom avatar" thing as well; to be honest, I'd like to know if I can get my previous account stats back.
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You need to talk to that Leviathant guy. Back in the day, there was a "donation" link on the left panel of the user's profile page. We clicked it, threw some monies at said Leviathant and voilà: custom avatars.
I'm not sure if this is still working though.
As for something random and stupid: fuck that motherfucking heat and humidity and there's going to be a Sharknado 2 which means that I definitely need to watch the first.
Last edited by marodi; 07-17-2013 at 12:08 PM. Reason: oh wait: now it's working!
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Speaking of Sharknado...
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Why the fuck am I watching British Thomas the Tank Engine???
CHUGGINGTON BREW-STUH!
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Speaking of Sharknado...
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Movies have reached an all time low in creativity when you stick sea predators with natural disasters that don't even mesh. C-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo!
Last edited by Space Suicide; 07-17-2013 at 08:42 PM.
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Oh come on, don't you know the formula by now?
Action + Sea Monsters + Natural Disasters = Flop
Action + Sea Monsters + Natural Disasters + = Mega Hit!
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I guess I'm left with the times.
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from uglyuglyemptiness
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The best...
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FATUM NOS IUNGET
From the actual Weather Network website...
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Fuck's sake... You'd think they'd put some effort into being right about their REAL forecasts, instead of ALWAYS WRONG ALWAYS.
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That's in Austria! Fuck yeah!
FATUM NOS IUNGET
Friend: I'm going to Kwantlen University for graphic design, two classes a week.
Me: Oh.
Friend: Yeah...think I'll find work easily?
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*breathes in*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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That is hugely laughable. I graduated from College in May for Graphic Design and have yet to find an actual job that isn't freelance online. He's in for a rude awakening.
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Blasphemy! Thomas the Tank Engine is British.
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Wait...Holy shit. MY LIFE IS A LIE.
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It's not like I was trying to be mean, but he's going in to a 4 year program and for some reason thinks that here in Vancouver there's only gonna be like 200 other people vying for jobs. Try like 10,000.
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