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    Quote Originally Posted by rhet View Post
    Yeah I couldn't figure out anything better to do. It also forced me to choose mrs instead of my normal ms. It seems really stupid but it really pissed me off to have that built into the system.
    THAT's bullshit. I always said my mother in law was the MRS, I was the MS. Of course she got married in the 1950's when women would take the man's entire name i.e. Mrs. John Smith. Fuck that noise.

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    so... arguing with my cousin about whether white privilege is a real thing(I say it is, because I'm not fucking insane) on Facebook has brought me down a horrific conservative rabbit hole of isolationist self congratulation... my (least) favorite bit so far:

    "No. it's that grievance-mongering is a never-ending death spiral, sucking the lifeblood from this vibrant land. Mistakes made in the past by our countrymen, no doubt, lots and many of tragic and biblical proportions. But look around the world, fool, and cast your glance at the vast scope of human history. Tell me when such has not been the long sad tale of man. You and your ilk are riven with self-hate, like this "CO2-is-poison" fallacy. I want none of it. G-d Bless America. We shall certainly overcome you and your nihilistic fellow-cultists."

    First off, "G-d"? FUCK you, and your "G-d." Who thinks like this, let alone thinks that America is especially blessed by some god.
    I'm resisting the urge to register on this site just so I can tell these people to fuck off, and I just have to keep telling myself that it's a bad idea. But nihilism? No, this earth is going to die at some point, no perfect creator made it, and just because you can't deal with that fact... fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

    But oh yeah. The Co2 "fallacy." derp a derby dooooo. Just..... fuck.

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    I REALLY want to stuff your cousin into a bag of bats and throw the bag in a river.

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    Snow.........on fucking May 3rd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastdisciple View Post
    Snow.........on fucking May 3rd.
    My first year here, it snowed on Mother's Day. I almost packed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    I REALLY want to stuff your cousin into a bag of bats and throw the bag in a river.
    to be fair, he directly didn't say that.. it's just a gem from one of the sites he's been linking to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastdisciple View Post
    Snow.........on fucking May 3rd.
    I live in the desert and have no idea what that is. But I'm gonna take that as a bad thing..... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    I REALLY want to stuff your cousin into a bag of bats and throw the bag in a river.
    NOT FAIR TO THE BATS.

    I mean, really. I've never been pissed off at some bat's politics.

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    The amount of women/bigoted assholes who think it's cool to have a problem with dating a bisexual dude. Congratulations, you're a bigot.

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    I know this is a really "little thing," but I've been seeing these posters everywhere, and the tagline is just dumb.



    I don't really know what this movie is about, maybe it's great. Still, this poster with this wtf tagline is all over the place. It's one thing for movies to try to come up with some "meaningful" or "powerful" statement, and yeah it's usually stupid... but this? "To win a war you have to start one!"

    No... You don't. Someone else could start a war with you, and you can win it. This isn't thought-provoking, it's just dumb. Who the hell came up with this moronic nonsense tagline? It's about as deep as "If you want to eat ice cream, you have to use a fork."

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    Not having a detachable/handheld shower head.

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    Plus, Julia Roberts. She's awful. Awesome people prefer Eric Roberts

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    Male college students are fucking animals when it comes to keeping a restroom in acceptable condition. Ugh I hate you.

    Also, who the fuck flushes whilst sitting on the can?

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    Trying to decide what to do when it's too cold for a light jacket and too warm for a medium jacket. Lousy May...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    Not having a detachable/handheld shower head.
    Tell me about it. That was my sole source of pleasure for a while.

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    Lol. I have a Hitachi. A showerhead probably wouldn't do anything for me at this point.

    I just uhhh... like being able to spray it where I want(there is no non-dirty way to express this).

    Plus, YOU HAVE HANDS.

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    Some horny ass women on this forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Some horny ass women on this forum.
    Dude, blame the hormones!!!!! lol

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    Now I feel like I need to try masturbating with a shower head. I don't believe that I've ever tried. Maybe I'm missing out on some good shit.

    Men don't hold the market on being horny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Some horny ass women on this forum.
    thought I was in the Fucking thread for a minute

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    Sorry

    BLAME MY PERIOD

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    Period is almost an anagram for "poo ride", minus one 'o'.

    ...don't know why I noticed and/or said that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    Trying to decide what to do when it's too cold for a light jacket and too warm for a medium jacket. Lousy May...
    I think you mean Smarch.


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    Heh... I was going to go with Smarch but didn't expect the reference to be gotten...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    Heh... I was going to go with Smarch but didn't expect the reference to be gotten...

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    The following minor annoyances I get from video games seems timeless to me.

    Water levels.
    Horrible swimming and flying controls.
    Slow controls with bad turns.
    Having to die in one hit.
    Being timed while having to rush with far too many things to put up with.
    Getting lost. (Thank goodness for YouTube.)
    Forgetting things. (Thank goodness for YouTube, again.)
    No save points, having to fill in a password, or needing a memory card, or lacking space on a memory card. (I think I've actually mentioned this particular nuisance last year.)

    I still feel the same exact way about them now as I did when I was a child. It doesn't stop me from enjoying video games altogether, but it's still very frustrating and irritating sometimes.
    Last edited by Halo Infinity; 05-07-2014 at 02:29 PM.

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    Just spent almost all day completing an assessment for a job. Took fucking ages and had on use online Excel!!. All the plans for my night off gone. If I don't at least get an interview for this job I will explode!!!! grr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    I once dated a girl who got off on me watching her masturbate with a detachable shower head.

    That shit was awesome. Few things are as arousing as that.
    you do know you just posted this in the wrong thread, right

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    Nah... I posted that I hated not having a detachable showerhead, and it escalated from there. Haha.

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