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    What the actual, and I cannot stress this enough, FUCK is going on here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    What the actual, and I cannot stress this enough, FUCK is going on here.
    Those close-ups of people eating french fries is some Quentin Tarantino feet shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    What the actual, and I cannot stress this enough, FUCK is going on here.
    1) i opened that in an incognito window so it wouldn't show up in my browser history or in my youtube history

    2) bieber looks like a butch lesbian (i obviously don't mean that as an insult, it's just an interesting choice for someone in his position)

    3) i cannot stand constantly rotating shots, especially when they continue rotating between cuts; motion sickness is no joke and it's way worse than you'd think if you've never experienced it

    4) what the hell are these lyrics??? lots of pop music is stupid and banal and not creative but this was like a new level of awfulness

    5) why is he throwing shapes and moving around like some big tough guy while singing this? it does not match the tone at all

    6) i never want to eat food again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archive_Reports View Post


    This is top five in the most unintentionally hilarious songs ever. This came out in 2011 ​for fuck's sake.

    I hope the new album won´t sound like this
    Actually there are really good songs on that album (Eyes wide open, paper wings, and maybe the greatest song by staind "something to remind you")

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    What the actual, and I cannot stress this enough, FUCK is going on here.

    For some reason I watched parts of it with the sound off and German subtitles on... it's been the trippiest trip in quite a while. Not a good one I might add!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eversonpoe View Post
    1) i opened that in an incognito window so it wouldn't show up in my browser history or in my youtube history
    bwahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by mfte View Post
    one of them best shows on TV. I laughed so hard when they covered this. "it's called skip"...dead.
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    You know, I hate it when someone recommends me shitty music. By which I mean if we know each other well enough that you're like "I think you'll like this" and it turns out to be total garbage, is it my fault or yours?

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    I know this is low hanging fruit, but if I have to hear that goddamn Me song one more time at work I think my head is going to explode.

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    This song belongs here. For some reason I feel compelled to listen to this earworm about every other year in February. No idea why.


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    The other guy's verse is a breath of fresh air.

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    Just gonna leave this here..

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...n-twitter.html

    TL,DR: Lead singer of Trapt is a douche
    Last edited by Soma; 03-19-2020 at 06:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soma View Post
    Just gonna leave this here..

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...n-twitter.html

    TL,DR: Lead singer of Trapt is a douche
    would you say he's... headstrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eversonpoe View Post
    would you say he's... headstrong?
    He certainly seems willing to take on anyone...

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    I HATE that friggin' "Blow a Kiss Into the Sun" song on the Volvo commercial that's on every five minutes!

    This is hilarious.

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    TL,DR: Lead singer of Trapt is a douche
    And a Nazi-adjacent douche to boot.

    Also, does it say something that I didn't remember Trapt despite being an angsty teen in their heyday in the early 2000s?

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    Quote Originally Posted by binaryhermit View Post
    And a Nazi-adjacent douche to boot.

    Also, does it say something that I didn't remember Trapt despite being an angsty teen in their heyday in the early 2000s?
    my wife claimed she didn't remember them / didn't know the song, so i put it on, and as soon as it got to the chorus, she got this look on her face that was a combination of elation at the recognition of something you'd forgotten, and embarrassment at being familiar with something so terrible hahaha

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    I was pretty sure I recognized it from the opening riff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by binaryhermit View Post
    And a Nazi-adjacent douche to boot.

    Also, does it say something that I didn't remember Trapt despite being an angsty teen in their heyday in the early 2000s?
    I had to look up Trapt as I really didn't remember them. I sort of remember "Headstrong," but it honestly sounds so generic that I might only think I remember them. And yeah, the singer sounds like a real asshole, from what Wiki states.

    Just read the post with the singers meltdown. Sounds like a real Einstein.
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    I tried giving Adam Lambert a try because of his association with Queen. Heard the new song "Velvet" and thought it was pretty dull and generic.

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    Catatonic Youths is a must follow for any music fan. Hilarious account. His edits of these videos & performances he finds & receives are top notch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbie solo View Post

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    Catatonic Youths is a must follow for any music fan. Hilarious account. His edits of these videos & performances he finds & receives are top notch.

    this offended me. the band look to be thinking "please let this end or let me die now"

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    the bongos are probably the funniest part, honestly

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    Oh man, that Nirvana cover was the worst...

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    Post Malone, ftw.

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    I'm a Van Halen fan and I love DLR and enjoyed the Skyscraper album overall, but this has to be a contender for the cheesiest video/song of the 1980's.

    Even Vai can't salvage this song. No wonder he jumped ship after this (Sheehan was gone before the album was released).
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    Charge this fuck with some sort of felony for making this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbie solo View Post
    Charge this fuck with some sort of felony for making this.


    oh no. no no no. i want that 3 minutes of my life back.

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