Only the OG pop-tarts for me (Strawberry, Cherry, BSC and Blueberry) the rest all taste like shit. When I used to work at a shitty ass movie theater chain, during the holiday movie season (for example a Christmas Star Wars release) we'd all be scheduled to work 14-16 hour shifts for days on end and the only food management provided was Smores Pop-Tarts in bulk from Restaurant Depot. I'll never eat another one of those fuckers in my life.
Gatorade is EASILY Blue Frost and regular ol' Fruit Punch. Shit is life blood when I'm sick.