Don't Stop Fucking Believing. I've never liked Journey at all, but this song really is the prolapse cherry on the shit cake.
Sweet fucking Caroline. I'm not going to lie, I dig Neil Diamond, but that song... Jesus Christ. A lot of it probably has to do with bad karaoke and drunk wedding guests. Especially when they sing the horn part... I can't fucking stand that.
We Built This fucking City (On Rock & Roll), one of the least "Rock & Roll" songs I've ever been unfortunate enough to hear.
The Final fucking Countdown. I really shouldn't have to explain why this hurts my ears to hear.