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    This Dog.



    Look at This Dog.

    I don't want to hear that this isn't a relevant discussion topic, please everyone, please look at This Dog.



    What are your thoughts?

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    It looks like a little dog.

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    I see a terrible evil, like This Dog is capable of the most debased acts of savage violence and wanton carnality. I want to party with This Dog.

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    This dog looks upset, like the same expression I get when I read the Manson thread.

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    Okay, okay, we get it: you don't like lady Gaga.

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    This Dog



    looks more than a little bit retarded

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    If David Lynch was a dog and made dog porn this would be the Money Shot

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    This Dog


    attacked and murdered This Cat.

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    ^^I was waiting for someone to bring up this cat.

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    This dog


    believed he was mere moments from escaping the gated back yard in which his captors tormented him each day.

    The torment - by showing him the world beyond, the open world of promise and freedom, a world he could not reach through the high gates - was maddening. It fired his dreams and brought a slow rot to the dog's soul. This dog was sure that he would slip, irrevocably, into the grip of mania and become a drooling, unthinking thing, too brainless to mourn its own fate.

    But then, on a day just before that insanity took over this dog, he found an opening. At first he did not dare to believe what he saw: the swinging gate, left open. Freedom, so nakedly there before him that for hours he did not venture closer, sure it was a trick. But the chance, as unlikely as heaven descending in flames, was nevertheless there before him. Steeling his small furry frame this dog made his way across the lawn to the open gate.

    As the plastic nozzle suddenly appeared and the cyanide mist, smelling of bitter almonds, settled into the gaps of his mouth and nostrils, this dog felt only an ineluctable relief.

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    I think this thread finally answers who This Cat is?



    But is This Cat now This Cat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timinator View Post
    This dog


    believed he was mere moments from escaping the gated back yard in which his captors tormented him each day.

    The torment - by showing him the world beyond, the open world of promise and freedom, a world he could not reach through the high gates - was maddening. It fired his dreams and brought a slow rot to the dog's soul. This dog was sure that he would slip, irrevocably, into the grip of mania and become a drooling, unthinking thing, too brainless to mourn its own fate.

    But then, on a day just before that insanity took over this dog, he found an opening. At first he did not dare to believe what he saw: the swinging gate, left open. Freedom, so nakedly there before him that for hours he did not venture closer, sure it was a trick. But the chance, as unlikely as heaven descending in flames, was nevertheless there before him. Steeling his small furry frame this dog made his way across the lawn to the open gate.

    As the plastic nozzle suddenly appeared and the cyanide mist, smelling of bitter almonds, settled into the gaps of his mouth and nostrils, this dog felt only an ineluctable relief.



    I actually wasn't being sarcastic, I thought that was really creative.

    Anyway, this dog


    ...any way I look at it, it just looks like he's in a state of sexual bliss. I don't know what that says about me, though.
    Last edited by theruiner; 04-15-2012 at 04:39 AM.

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    ^^ I thought This Dog looked like he was about to puke. Now I'm concerned what that says about me. Why did I go to nausea instead of sex? Rip off.

    Anyway, I could use the original post in the little things that cheer me up thread. "...please, everyone, please look at This Dog."
    Last edited by Kimka; 04-18-2012 at 09:58 AM. Reason: attribution error

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    I thought it looked like the dog was outside and the sprinkler system suddenly went on, looks like sprinkler heads going off in the background, and the dog is caught off-guard.

    I like This Cat better than This Dog.

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    This dog


    clearly just wants to be a model. Attention whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halloween View Post
    This dog


    clearly just wants to be a model. Attention whore.
    Yup. and the god knows: sex sells

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timinator View Post
    This dog


    believed he was mere moments from escaping the gated back yard in which his captors tormented him each day.

    The torment - by showing him the world beyond, the open world of promise and freedom, a world he could not reach through the high gates - was maddening. It fired his dreams and brought a slow rot to the dog's soul. This dog was sure that he would slip, irrevocably, into the grip of mania and become a drooling, unthinking thing, too brainless to mourn its own fate.

    But then, on a day just before that insanity took over this dog, he found an opening. At first he did not dare to believe what he saw: the swinging gate, left open. Freedom, so nakedly there before him that for hours he did not venture closer, sure it was a trick. But the chance, as unlikely as heaven descending in flames, was nevertheless there before him. Steeling his small furry frame this dog made his way across the lawn to the open gate.

    As the plastic nozzle suddenly appeared and the cyanide mist, smelling of bitter almonds, settled into the gaps of his mouth and nostrils, this dog felt only an ineluctable relief.
    Prolific.

    Ten characters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegro View Post

    I like This Cat better than This Dog.
    Yes - cause once this dog gets the water out of his eyes, he's just going to start yapping.



    VVVV Oh snap.
    Last edited by Dra508; 04-21-2012 at 05:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dra508 View Post
    Yes - cause once this dog gets the water out of his eyes, he's just going to start yapping.
    So... this dog is a woman?
    AMIRITE FELLAS??

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    This dog...



    clearly is suffering from allergies - see all of the pollen in the air? He's sneezing. Poor guy needs some Benadryl

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    I Don't get it... I think i'm finally too old for the internet, wow!

    I couldn't even get any google results for this dog.

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    Try "This cat"

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    This dog thinks you are wearing an unfashionable so last season bathing suit, and he is looking down his nose at you.

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    That dog needs to shut its God damn mouth.

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    Bitches need shutting up.

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    If I look at this dog long enough I see a saiboat. I don't care for this dog. This dog needs to die.

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    It's a schooner.

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