The Fucking Thread

[botley]

what about an "inauguration"? is that when the "president" is sworn into the "oval office"?

Say hello to my swollen caucus.

[kel]

Tony says hello.

he's a twink (not my thing).

[Sarah K]

This morning, a penis entered my vagina for the first time since May 24th, 2014.

#blessed

[ldopa]

congratulations! i must say, the first slide in is the fucking best. especially when it's been a while.

[playwithfire]

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/10/im-a...-the-orgy.html <a good read

I wonder how sex parties work when you're a voyeur, as I've never been to one (since I'll be single in a couple of weeks this is pretty much guaranteed to change in the next year or so), and would like to, but just want to watch, because like, voyeur. I'm a voyeur.

[Timinator]

Since you're a woman it'll work fine. You should be welcomed if you want to watch.

Missed opportunity, as I'm an exhibitionist.

[Sarah K]

congratulations! i must say, the first slide in is the fucking best. especially when it's been a while.

Yesssss. I almost wanted to cry tears of joy. Then it got pretty lame from there. Hahaha.

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/10/im-a...-the-orgy.html <a good read

I wonder how sex parties work when you're a voyeur, as I've never been to one (since I'll be single in a couple of weeks this is pretty much guaranteed to change in the next year or so), and would like to, but just want to watch, because like, voyeur. I'm a voyeur.

It's fine. I've never gone to a fully swinger party. But I've gone to quite a few that are kink/swinger/sex positive combined. I did go to a swinger party once. But I couldn't find my friend after like 10 minutes, so I took off right away!

There is actually one that I've never been to, but that I think would be good for you. It is queer focused, and if I remember correctly, is held in Brooklyn.

[icklekitty]

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/10/im-a...-the-orgy.html <a good read

I wonder how sex parties work when you're a voyeur, as I've never been to one (since I'll be single in a couple of weeks this is pretty much guaranteed to change in the next year or so), and would like to, but just want to watch, because like, voyeur. I'm a voyeur.

Most people at sex parties just watch.

[Sarah K]

There is kinda a weird story about how I ended up hooking up with this guy. Haha.

Like 9 or so months ago, we were at the same party. I was/am like, physically attracted to him to an unreasonable level. Every time he walked into the room where I was, I would immediately start like, giggling and shit. My face would turn red, and my friends would look at me and laugh. We did some awkward small talk, and hugged. We chatted a few times between then and now, but nothing serious or anything. Then, on Saturday, I spotted a girl with "Pretty Hate Machine" tattooed on her back. So I went up and started talking to her about it. We hugged and talked about NIN for a bit. Then she introduced me to him... They had come to the party together! As the night progressed, I ended up leaving with him, and she ended up leaving with another dude.

Thank you, Pretty Hate Machine. Because who knows if me and dude would have ever spotted each other at this party without you.

[ldopa]

the "full circle" fuck!!! a couple of my nearest and dearest beneficial friends started that way.

[playwithfire]

There is actually one that I've never been to, but that I think would be good for you. It is queer focused, and if I remember correctly, is held in Brooklyn.

I bet we're already aware of the same one. I match super high with the organizer on okc, too (who I haven't messaged because reasons).

Most people at sex parties just watch.

[xfocalinx]

I was in Chicago for Halloween, ended up meeting up with this chick whom I've known for 3 years now and went out to get drinks.. ended up getting a motel room and fucking all night.

I was stone cold sober..she consented..but in retrospect, I regret it...

simply because I spent 70 dollars on the goddamn motel room.

[playwithfire]

Most I've ever spent on motel sex was like $40 something.

[playwithfire]

OH MAN, so I was trying to find my post about the time I had motel sex (I think @Magtig ended up giving me that advice) and I didn't have luck but GOOD TIMES GUYS

[allegro]

simply because I spent 70 dollars on the goddamn motel room.

In CHICAGO? where the hell were you? Franklin Park on Mannheim near the airport rental car return?

Check your clothes for bed bugs.

[xfocalinx]

In CHICAGO? where the hell were you? Franklin Park on Mannheim near the airport rental car return?

Near Justice, Ill.

The WORST part was, it was the worst motel i've ever seen, totally looked like something from a horror movie.

[allegro]

Near Justice, Ill.

The WORST part was, it was the worst motel i've ever seen, totally looked like something from a horror movie.

Justice, I don't even want to Google that.

[xfocalinx]

Justice, I don't even want to Google that.

It's a nice part of the area, kinda near Midway airport. I think it was really pricey because it was halloween..but oh well.

[playwithfire]

Found it! It was in R&R:



Oh, ets.

[allegro]

It's a nice part of the area, kinda near Midway airport.

There is NO nice area near Midway airport, unless you come from a ghetto and think that's moving on up.

edit: Justice is near Bedford Park, Burbank, Willow Springs, Countryside, and nowhere fucking near Chicago. Hence the $70 motel bill.

[xfocalinx]

There is NO nice area near Midway airport, unless you come from a ghetto and think that's moving on up.

no way dude, Justice is totally nice..I've been to the ghetto several times.

[xfocalinx]

edit: Justice is near Bedford Park, Burbank, Willow Springs, Countryside, and nowhere fucking near Chicago. Hence the $70 motel bill.

ah word, I'm not from Chi, so I don't know what's technically considered "Close" to it.

[allegro]

no way dude, Justice is totally nice..I've been to the ghetto several times.

(I know Chicago pretty well, I live here.)

that's pretty lucky to not have to fuck somebody near Midway airport, though.

[xfocalinx]

that's because it is NOWHERE near Midway airport and is REALLY FAR AWAY from Midway airport.


Justice is near Bedford Park, Burbank, Willow Springs, Countryside, and nowhere fucking near Chicago. Hence the $70 motel bill.



(I know Chicago pretty well, I live here.)

that's pretty lucky to not have to fuck somebody near Midway airport, though.

hey man, my mistake, all I know is I usually fly into Midway and it's usaully a quick drive to my boy's house. it's all gravey, davey.

[allegro]

hey man, my mistake, all I know is I usually fly into Midway and it's usaully a quick drive to my boy's house. it's all gravey, davey.

I'm a girl, but whatever. You're just lucky you didn't get bed bugs at a Midway airport motel.

[xfocalinx]

I'm a girl, but whatever. You're just lucky you didn't get bed bugs at a Midway airport motel.

my mistake, you seem to be really upset at everything I'm saying, I hope that's not the case!

[allegro]

my mistake, you seem to be really upset at everything I'm saying, I hope that's not the case!

Um ... no?

[xfocalinx]

Um ... no?

haha, okay, good!

[playwithfire]

WAIT, allegro, you live in Chicago?

[allegro]

haha, okay, good!

I'm serious, glad you didn't get bed bugs, that's a really serious deal around here! I'm not kidding! People get them at the friggin' GAP, let alone at a cheap hotel. I think Chicago is currently #1 in bed bugs.