she/her/hers
my evil ex used to try every so often to talk me into getting us a room there, and my answer was always "1: i would really rather not get an STD from the hot tub and 2: i am not paying that much money unless you split it with me"
thankfully, we never went.
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Fuck a hot tub. I wanna SWIM. But yeah, I loaded it on my computer - $400 a night. lawl
Bite me
I admit it, I've gone. It's not hourly, it ain't cheap, and nearly everybody there is married and Jewish. It's monitored so that you can't have parties or bring in prostitutes or whatever. My friends and I have been there for special occasion stuff - I went there a million years ago with my ex for an anniversary, it was a gift. Having your own 22' pool in your room is fun for doing naked canonballs and stuff. One friend and her husband did the chalet with the waterslide and they spent the whole night naked on the waterslide drunk and he almost broke his neck lol. Everything is on a timer - the fireplace, the waterfall above the pool, the hot tub. There's porn on the TV. Mirror above the bed. No windows anywhere.
Last edited by allegro; 09-04-2014 at 12:21 AM.
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
It's like the perfect mix of classy and trashy. Haha. I love it.
They don't have straight hourly. But they do have a 12:30pm - 4:30pm time slot.
Bite me
Yeah that's for people who can't afford overnight.
The bathrooms have bidets, lol.
Active Member
I'm quite positive there was little to no affection in their relationship at that point.Originally Posted by The_Prowler
Only By Night
Sorry to be responding to this so late, I just realized that there were missed notifications from this. That's pretty much how I felt as well with her being very selfish and just not thinking how this could affect my way of thinking when I'm around them now... so awkward. It was awkward for a while (You can imagine)... but since this was a little while ago, things just tampered off slowly with her actions with my guard still up of course. I told her how it made me feel, and after that conversation, that was it. I would rather keep it to myself instead of saying something and making it even more hostile between them even more than it is. If it continues again, I will definitely be changing my mind about coming forward with it.
Thanks for the responses though guys.
I'm sure the rape part wasn't meant to be literal...It was just a bit too intense; however, I was really surprised how I handled the whole thing.
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I can't really cook or clean. But I know how to make a good steak and I have no gag reflex so....?
I was nobody. Nothing.
i think it's fucking nuts that you can buy a cockring with a tiny vibrator on it at walmart now for like five dollars.
It comes with a condom too, and it works pretty damn well.
but jesus...it cracks me up.
just a small town doggo
I miss this thread...
Has everyone been having good sex? Tell me stories!
she/her/hers
sarah and i had sex twice in the last couple days! it was 2.5 days apart, which is the closest two times in quite a while. when we have sex, we really have great sex, she just lost all confidence in herself a while back and has a hard time getting in the mood (which sucks and is also ridiculous because she is so incredibly beautiful, but i've had plenty of self-image issues so i do understand).
she woke me up saturday morning with the intention of boning immediately, but i had to pee and brush my teeth first, which reminded me of the beginning of bridesmaids. there's honestly no better way to start a day (and especially the weekend) with some nice sex first thing in the morning.
then, last night, we were basically laughing the whole time because we were both pretty tired and in goofy moods. at one point, while i was going down on her, she said "i'm kinda hungry" and just looked up at her without moving my face and did an over-dramatic, open-handed shrug, as if to say "whaddya want me to do about it?" hahahaha
Active Member
More car sex.
Is there any time that you and your fiancé are not the cutest couple ever?
just a small town doggo
Totally agree - you and your fiance are most definitely the cutest couple ever. And yay for sexytimes!
Why do guys always need to wee before sex? I have always wondered this.
Yay you! Glad your vagina is having lots of happy timesDespite my love of having sex in public places, I've not yet had car sex... *puts on the to-do list*
Active Member
My vagina is having happy times for all the wrong reasons. Stupid vagina....
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
I'm about to give up on this whole "waiting" bit.
Active Member
Tinder? CL? Mixxxer?
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Noooooo. Hahaha. Ugh. I don't want to think about finding a new partner. It's depressing.
May 24th is the last time a penis was "in or around my mouth" as Tessa would say.
Last edited by Sarah K; 09-09-2014 at 10:46 PM.
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I know some *may* be into those "fucking machines." That's cool and all, but I would be uncomfortable if a dildo that was attached to a drill swiveled its way up my vag.
Active Member
Or the other route *shudders*
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Oh, man... I talk to this girl who lives in SF, and she is a full time cam-whore. She has been going around doing uhhh... research on which fucking machine to buy. I would also be completely terrified of such a contraption. I mean, it would be kind of interesting to watch for a minute. But I would be scared of injury.
Hierba Gatera
Check out NSFW fuckingmachines.com. Also, FetLife has a group dedicated to the subject. If you're a member: http://fetlife.com/groups/390
just a small town doggo
HAHAHAHA! Do I really say it that often? I guess it is kind of my catchphrase. Lol.
And whilst we're talking about them, my friend has a fucking machine that she named Henry. I'm too intimidated by Henry to have anything to do with him.
Hierba Gatera
Completely missed this.
I was being literal. Nasty motel sex = sex in a nasty motel.
she/her/hers
thanksssssTotally agree - you and your fiance are most definitely the cutest couple ever. And yay for sexytimes!
Why do guys always need to wee before sex? I have always wondered this.
it's not always (at least for me). this time it was because i had just woken up and i always pee first thing in the morning.
i think some guys pee before sex because both types of fluid come from the urethra, and if you even remotely have to pee, sometimes it's REALLY hard to be able to come, because whatever little mechanism switches between the two tubes is like "DUDE, GO PEE" instead of "BOW CHICKA WOW WOW"
Vertiginous Member
Yeah that peeing thing is news to me. I think a full bladder does increase pressure on the prostate, which can have various effects (personally, makes me stand to attention more easily and jizz quicker). Could be that the guy's concerned about cumming too quickly.
:edit: Or possibly I have no idea what I'm talking about and Everson does.
Last edited by Vertigo; 09-10-2014 at 12:40 PM.
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I find that sometimes having sex (or masturbating) when you need to pee can be really hot; but when you really need to pee too much then you need to stop and go pee and that can kind of kill the momentum.
Active Member
My obgyn always told me to pee before and after sex. With the exception of car sex, I always pee afterwards. However, peeing before hand is another thing....
I could totally see guys and girls pee before sex first thing in the morning. Otherwise, there will be piss galore but if you are into that thing, go for it.
she/her/hers
yeah, vagina-having-ladies should ALWAYS pee after sex, otherwise it can (and very often does) lead to a UTI.
Active Member
Don't I know the half of that one. :-/
Active Member
Okay, I swear to whatever deity you believe in that there was a BDSM thread. Can't find it. So anyway: recommendations for online shopping?
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