The Fucking Thread

[allegro]

I think I'm going to go watch that grapefruit video again.

I was totally with her up until that point ... HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK???????

[Fixer808]

Tomorrow's lookin' prettttty good. YAY TO SEXY GIRL!

[Sarah K]

I have a munch on Sunday. Might just give in and ask one of the dudes to bang.

Losing my shit.

[Fixer808]

I have a munch on Sunday. Might just give in and ask one of the dudes to bang.

Losing my shit.

Step 1: Tell them "I'm on the 'secret menu'."
Step 2: Reap the benefits.
Step 3: PROFIT???

[Sarah K]

Profiting from banging would be sweet.

[Kyle]

Profiting from banging would be sweet.

It's legal in Nevada.

[ophelia_]

Last night I had a drunken, messy amazing 5 hour sex marathon... This morning, we spent another 3 hours having sex and doing dirty things to each other... I just got home and decided it wasn't enough and got the hitachi out. There's something wrong with me.

[Kyle]

Or very very right.

[Charmingly Miserable]

Can someone pease explain why I can't have an orgasm while I'm being penetrated? What is wrong with me?

[allegro]

Can someone pease explain why I can't have an orgasm while I'm being penetrated? What is wrong with me?

According to the data I've seen, it's pretty common. Bring Mr Hitachi to bed with you and add him for a threesome.

[Charmingly Miserable]

I guess a need one. Where can I get one??

[Sarah K]

From what I gather, I am extremely lucky to be able to orgasm while just being penetrated. Nothing wrong with you.

[Sarah K]

I guess a need one. Where can I get one??

Amazon is probably the cheapest.

[aggroculture]

I can't believe nobody has remarked that we're on page 69 of the Fucking Thread

On my computer it says page 46

[Sarah K]

Lololol

I'll man the camera!

[Demogorgon]

the community gets to pick so that it's an objective experiment, heh.

[Dra508]

On my computer it says page 46

Tapatalk says 69.

I'd say slightly over rated.

[Sarah K]

the community gets to pick so that it's an objective experiment, heh.

I'll start the voting with bill.

[ophelia_]

Can someone pease explain why I can't have an orgasm while I'm being penetrated? What is wrong with me?

Theres definitely nothing wrong with you! A lot of women can't come from sex alone. I only ever come from sex if I'm on top and the guy is shaped a certain way (for maximum g-spot penetration!), so maybe just try experimenting in different positions and see what works for you... If nothing does, that's okay! Just bring a hitachi to bed as mentioned earlier.

[miss k bee]

Feels wrong being in a hotel room with er... no man with me.

[Charmingly Miserable]

Theres definitely nothing wrong with you! A lot of women can't come from sex alone. I only ever come from sex if I'm on top and the guy is shaped a certain way (for maximum g-spot penetration!), so maybe just try experimenting in different positions and see what works for you... If nothing does, that's okay! Just bring a hitachi to bed as mentioned earlier.

I'm terrible on top; the worst. I always wanted to go to one of those couple's sex technique classes except I'm not part of a couple now.....


Also, I feel like Sarah and I need to be in the room doing something, like taking notes or giving color commentary.

[Fixer808]

Wow, last night got messy in the perfect way. I think she woke up everyone inside 100 meters.

[ophelia_]

I have bruise marks on my neck from last nights shennanigans... Hnngh. There are no words to discuss my love for choking.

Was a bit awkward to explain to the boss though >.>

[playwithfire]

I'm terrible on top; the worst. I always wanted to go to one of those couple's sex technique classes except I'm not part of a couple now.....


Also, I feel like Sarah and I need to be in the room doing something, like taking notes or giving color commentary.

I'm really grateful for porn making the idea of touching myself during sex like a super normal thing. I don't come from penetration alone, like, ever.

Alternately, depending on how much clitoral stimulation you need (I find it doesn't really cut it for me fully) a vibrating cock ring may be good.

Also hitachi... but that could be bulky.

Or, if the position you guys are in is something more relaxed (like him fucking you from behind while you're on your sides) he could rub your clit for you?

[Sarah K]

I have bruise marks on my neck from last nights shennanigans... Hnngh. There are no words to discuss my love for choking.

Was a bit awkward to explain to the boss though >.>

Getting choked right before/while cumming is basically the best thing of all time.

[ophelia_]

Oh god yes. Could not agree more. Hands around my neck just makes me almost cum anyway. Hnghhh.

[Sarah K]

YEAH. Ugh. I'll probably be one of those old people found dead because I was trying to choke myself and masturbate or something.

... I haven't tried it... Yet.

[Sarah K]

@ophelia_

[ophelia_]

Oh sweet baby jesus.

*fans self*

[Sarah K]

I FUCKING KNOOOOOW!

Lol... my friend seng me that while I was still at work. Mean.