Just received a very special package of dark, custom-made fashion that I've been awaiting for a looong time, from the UK.
Customs charged me to death for it, but oh, so worth it. /first world girl problems
Word.
Back to topic: Just returned home from dinner & a glass of wine with an ex-colleague in the repugnant, filthy, infamous station quarter of the concrete cesspit that is Frankfurt.
Some drugged-out zombie (barely) standing in the middle of the sidewalk opened his pants in front of me and waved around his willy.
Ah, the beauty of human abysses..
It's really fucking hot in London at the moment. No one told me before I had kids that they pretty much don't sleep when it's hot. So, right now - at 11.15PM - the little thing that has cheered me up is that both my kids are finally unconscious - let's hope it lasts!
That is just the greatest. Both of my cats would hate me so much if I tried that. Well, the one would whereas the other would for about five minutes and then forget what he was mad about and probably try to jump on the wheel. he's kind of an idiot.
You have to start them real young in order to get comfortable with that.
...ah, it cheers me up when my locker is available.
Hey @Prettybrokenspiral , look, you'll get Voyeurism and Narcissism of my toes, hahaha.
That (together with my sexy extended middle finger, provided someone ever manages to really piss me off on here) is all this section is gonna get. Sorry lurkers!
Spoiler: Black nail polish is so fucking hot..
More likely hedge trimmers. Keep a good safety distance to those wretched creatures.
Spoiler: the basic black metal bitch look requires black nail polish
I saw this for the first time a few days ago and i can't stop watching it.
I almost died laughing the first couple times but then it just had this pleasant warm cheery effect on me, so yeah this helps to make my mood not so dour.
7 years of actual marriage today, and nine years of being joined at the hip, and we still love each other madly.
hey, y'all. i haven't been on in weeks and it feels fucking WEIRD. but it's also been really nice.
this board has been a haven for me for a really long time (like...15 years?) and while i love and appreciate so many of you, there's also some discomfort and unpleasantness that i've found in certain interactions. my life is going well and i just don't want that to be a part of it.
i feel like most of y'all are already friends with me on instagram and/or twitter, but i'm eversonpoe everywhere if you wanna keep in touch.
much love and i hope you're all staying well <3
-mae
The comment someone made… “00:55 when a girl accidentally touches your hand” -
COVID test I had done this morning came back negative just now.
went camping in Bend over the weekend. Lordy it was hot. The wife & boy went floating with her sister and her boyfriend. As a ginger, I was the designated driver for them and their tubes. Fuck no I'm not sitting in the sun for that long. You know how much sunscreen I'd have to apply? and then reapply - on a tube! - every 15 minutes? Fuck. No.
obviously that's not why I'm posting here. I mean, it was pretty fucking ace to find a guy selling a mountain bike for $20 because it was 'broken' and all it needs is one part replaced and it's g2g. I'll probably spend less than $20 on that part depending on where I go so new bike, woo.
Fucking ace:
we get emails every Friday about different healthy things.
Happy Friday Everyone!
It’s time again for Dr. Dave’s Whole Health Minute
It’s guaranteed to make your Friday better
For all you metalheads, today is the 30th Anniversary of Metallica’s single release of "Enter Sandman."
If you don’t know this song, it’s a light ballad that talks about blissful sleeping.
Very Whole Health. Pat Boone covered it in 1997.
My new apartment is amazing. Finally got the TVs mounted on the walls and everything is more or less running smoothly. It feels incredible to be living under my own roof again. For the first time in over a year or so, I think I feel happy and creative.
just bought some food and drink for a homeless guy, and gave him what little change i had in my pocket.
i have the mindset that, "you never know it could happen to anyone". especially in these challenging times, sadly
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