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In a staff lunch just now, someone said "something's rotten in Denmark!" and literally one other person in the room knew what he was talking about. Everyone else looked around confusedly like "what's this Denmark thing he's talking about...?" We had a great laugh when we realized that no one knew what he was talking about. I said I thought it was hilarious because I thought they were all taking the piss in pretending they didn't know what it was. Fucking hell, how do you not know Shakespeare?
I grew up in a holler ffs!
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Par for the course with the American education system?
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Just tickles my balls!
hahahahahahOriginally Posted by otnavuskire
Just tickles my balls!
I used to be like that but recently have been forcing myself to do it more and sometimes it actually works out!
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I'm finally going to look at apartments this weekend. I love my mother, but living with her for 1.5 years was at least 1.2 years too long. I get my 2nd Moderna on 4/26, and I'll be fully vaccinated 5/10. Some of the places will be available mid-May, and I'm all for it. I'm still going to social distance and wear a mask, but I'm looking forward to having my own place.
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on wednesday, my mom and i asked our yoga instructor about mat suggestions for me, and she said she'd get back to us.
today, she dropped off a mat at my mom's house as a gift to me. she's too kind for this world.
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Nice! What kind is it? I have the jade harmony and love it. Today is day 80 of my daily practice.
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i'll post a picture when i have it in hand!Nice! What kind is it? I have the jade harmony and love it. Today is day 80 of my daily practice.
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just finished working on the mix for a psychedelic deep house track that I contributed some synth parts to, along with bass and drums and stuff, and I swear this is going to result in pregnancies. It is some seriously sexy music.
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My roommate's cat, who is alternately affectionate with me or super mean to me, just curled up on my lap and fell asleep on me for the first time.
I wanted to watch a show or play some of my game before bed but now I legitimately don't want to move, so I'm stuck here. XD
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My roommate's cat, who is alternately affectionate with me or super mean to me, just curled up on my lap and fell asleep on me for the first time.
I wanted to watch a show or play some of my game before bed but now I legitimately don't want to move, so I'm stuck here. XD
https://www.whompcomic.com/comic/just-sit-idly-die
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1) got my second shot on friday! SOMEONE COME SNUGGLE ME.
2) i don't have to move! but i DO have to find a roommate (which i've never had before; i've only lived with significant others).
3) i made a super sexy mix/playlist for someone over the weekend and they fucking loved it.
4) i'm contributing a song to a compilation that's going to be raising money for a charity that deals with mental health. i wrote, recorded, and mixed it in 3 days last week, and i freakin' love it.
5) i've been buying some really cute clothes (especially dresses), i got myself an eyeshadow palette, and i've been feeling fun and femme every day.
6) I GOT A JOB! gonna be working at starbucks again! a different one this time (halfway between my apartment and my parents') that's apparently the busiest in the district, but i guess that'll make work pass quickly? i did a test ride on my bike on friday and it was about 25 minutes, which is great. (sarah's going to be taking the car because it's more important that she have it, so i'm trying to make sure i can be reliant on my bike)
7) i reached out to a friend recently who i hadn't spoken to or seen since late 2017, and she responded so positively. we're hanging out on sunday and i'm so excited.
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Why are people such assholes? It's one frickin' mask. I can't stand these people.
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Shot one is done!!!
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Is it wrong that I'm starting to get kinda turned on seeing these people arrested?
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I love that these people are always trying to flaunt their knowledge of the law, but they don't know jack shit. We can kick you out of our store if we don't like the t-shirt you're wearing, look it up.
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Why is that in the cheer you up thread? That shit still pisses me off.
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so here's what just showed up in the mail
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I don't judge on kinks. As long as it doesn't involve power tools, children or farm animals, and everyone is a consenting adult...
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I won One Internets on Tuesday when someone I respect and had a lot of followers on Twitter retweeted my Weekend Stash mixtapes. This has been a nice happiness nudge.
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Haha BRUTAL
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Thought the dude was going to cut his finger cutting toward himself.
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