Originally Posted by
Jinsai
I think I love Tim Walz. Like, I did not expect to like this guy this much. He’s perfect. He’s comfort food for moderates and left of center. Here you go, here’s a cuddly mall Santa with a heart of gold, and he like, isn’t mad at you MAGA, he’s just disappointed, and he wants you to try a little harder. Respect yourself a bit more. You can do this. Tim Walz believes in you, and he thinks you can do better.
You know how people say they’d want to have a beer with a politician, as a way to humanize them and relate to them? I want to hang out at a backyard BBQ with Tim Walz, and let him give me tips on how to properly do some shit with the grill. I bet he makes an awesome burger, but you know, he’s considerate, so he brings along Beyond patties for the vegetarians.
And even though he’s this relatable guy who almost seems too down to earth, I bet you wouldn’t wanna fuck with Tim Walz. Like, he’s all sweet and stuff, but if you insulted his wife, I bet he would smack you in the mouth. And then he would ask you, very sternly, to apologize. And if you did apologize to his wife, and she accepted the apology, he’d forgive you, because he’s a reasonable guy, and he just hopes that you learn to respect women.
That’s just the vibe this guy gives off. It’s great. I love the response to the silly “Tampon Tim” thing that’s already popping up. Take it away from them.
Tampon Tim is gonna stop the red wave.