Everything Gets Written Down: a Nine Inch Nails banter collection

[fillow]

Without further ado, here's a link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n3A...HZTyXwVlZ/view

This is a collection of things Trent and other people said on stage between (and during) songs at all shows 1988-2022 (recorded ones, of course). Longer FAQ/description is in the beginning of the file.

Have fun with it, and while you're doing this, you can help me fix errors and fill in missing spots.


A special Thank You to some people who helped in some way or another:

@ninlive for collecting all the recordings.
@CAMEO172 for his website that was useful for various things
@gladcarrot for starting a similar project years ago at his personal website and showing how fun the result actually looks

[BRoswell]

YES! Been waiting for someone to do this.

[ninlive]

Beautiful. I've been wanting to do this for quite some time. But just don't have the time to do it. This is extremely tedious work. I'll be sure to credit you if you don't mind me adding these to each show page!

[Erneuert]

Hey! I've been suggesting this lyric line for the NINwiki for a while now. lol

[MrLobster]

"Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on. Alright, I'm not gonna bullshit you. It's a beginning of a tour, and a lot of things fuck up. If one thing fucks up, we might continue. If about six things fuck up, we gonna have to stop, so forgive us please. See, look at it this way: you're getting a special performance, where the screen's... imperfect. [??] Gonna try and figure out if we can reset. [to the techs] Can you try and make this work too? Or is that... is that looking to be impossible? A tech is running on stage, he's moving some screws [??]. See, you're not supposed to see any of this shit. This is... a special performance. Since we're settling to become casual here, I would like to say that... We started playing this tour what, a few days ago? A week? Not quite a week? We spent most of the time in Canada, and... I'd like to say... it's uh, it's spoiling us. I was gonna say it's beautiful up here, and the crowds have been very kickass, [??], TYVM! In a few days we get to return to George Bush... A few more months with that fuck, and we're done with him. Alright, so pretend this never happened, and we're gonna pretend we're not spoilig it. Here we go. Josh! [Josh begins to build square pattern again, JMJ messed with him a little bit, Josh spends extra time to fix wrong parts] Josh Freese! This is harder than it looks, I'm telling you."

Oh I liked this concert.

[Prick]

Pass your fucking chairs to the fucking aisles so the fucking security guards can fucking put them in the fucking managers office so he can sit his fat fucking ass down on them.

Best one ever.

[howdidislipinto]

oh man, some real gold in here. thank you for this. i did a word search for "about" to find the times trent would say "this is a song about........" and WOW he was having some fun in the mid-90s.

[WorzelG]

Thanks for this @fillow . This is great, I’ve just got one correction, I looked up the Cornwall 18 June show I went to, and he said ‘Summer in Cornwall….the fuck?’ Not somewhere, because it was just pissing down with rain but the sun did come out as well hence the rainbow banter

[CAMEO172]

I'm back in business and will begin to add all your work on each show !
you did a fabulous work !

[poinoup]

Oh I liked this concert.

The "Echoplex" fuck up. I have this burned in my head.