The Joke Thread

[tony.parente]

A Holocaust survivor goes to heaven and meets God. He tells god a Holocaust joke.
God says, "That's not funny at all."
The survivor says, "Guess you had to be there."

[theimage13]

A Holocaust survivor goes to heaven and meets God. He tells god a Holocaust joke.
God says, "That's not funny at all."
The survivor says, "Guess you had to be there."

I'm going to admit to that one taking a second. When it clicked though.....daaaaaaaaaaamn.

Lightening the mood a bit:

My neighborhood is horrible for people with Celiac disease. On one corner, you've got the German bakery (Gluten Morgen), and across the street from it is the Russian bakery, Vladimir Gluten.

[Substance242]

Just a little thing...



(from reddit, based on exocomics sneaky fox again)