thinking about this just makes me kind of sad. The Dark Tower is probably my favorite Stephen King stuff, maybe just short of IT, and I'm a pretty big fan who's read pretty much everything he's published. You're taking on a big responsibility when you adapt The Dark Tower, which is pretty much the magnum opus from someone who writes like 3 books a year, and one of them is 1200 pages long. So, yeah, he's also known for getting pretty shockingly hardcore and graphic... so...
Hey, let's make a PG-13 movie that's an hour and a half long, and make it sorta like a cross between Crocodile Dundee and The Neverending Story, and let's make the Man in Black like some kind of shitty Final Fantasy villain. I can't think of anything that dumbed down the source material to something that had so much promise.
So it's just sad, because unlike a lot of King's stuff, I could have seen this translate into a really epic series of films. Instead, we got some generic boring bullshit that didn't even include the characters Eddie or Susannah. That's like making Star Wars and cutting out Luke and Leia and Han Solo, and instead just making it into a movie where Darth Vader and Obi Wan are sorta mad at each other, but Darth Vader is a snarky catty asshole who can't stop overacting.
So of course it bombed, and all these studio morons were like "oh no, there's no future for this franchise! Look how badly the movie did!"
This could have soared as an HBO miniseries, and I still have some hope they'll do it right. I actually hope they do it and bring back Idris Elba, because he was pretty much the only good part of the movie... that and the nifty gun battle towards the end.
I'm glad Stephen King has finally come around to admitting that it sucked.