2016 Presidential Election

[Deepvoid]

NYT Upshot has a lot of Dem. votes outstanding in VA. That's positive.

[october_midnight]

[thelastdisciple]

There will be suicides if Trump wins i am sure.

[Deepvoid]

Clinton now leading in VA.

The issue now appears to be Michigan.

[elevenism]

Holy fucking jesus y'all.
This is really happening.

Millions of rednecks who have never voted before, sick of that "nigger" in the WHITE house and see Clinton as his proxy, are turning out in droves.

We should have seen it coming.

Also, looking at the dow, i wish we would have sold ALL of our stocks before this shit. It would seem that a Trump win equals a stock market plunge.
And a sizable chunk of my family's shit is in the stock market. Fuck.

Jesus. Fuck.

[tony.parente]

This is what happens when the Democratic Party nominates such an unpopular, unlikable, shady ass nominee. I'm interested in how this pans out.

[theimage13]

We should have seen it coming.

I did see it coming. I've just been praying to every god I've ever thought about believing in that maybe I was just being overly pessimistic.

I'm shocked by the people who are shocked right now. You thought this would be a quiet night of Hillary winning? Really? Did you already forget how everyone fucking laughed when the orange shithead threw his hat into the ring last year? How it was just a joke that no one took seriously? Christ you people are fucking idiots if you genuinely thought that Clinton would just stroll into victory tonight. Maybe she still has a shot; the night's not over. But holy fuck you've got to be a special kind of moronic if you really, truly thought that this would be an uneventful landslide win for Clinton.

[TheyCallMeDrug]

[Deepvoid]

man, a possible Trump win. Along with the House and Senate almost certainly going to the GOP.

if any of you suddenly change your view on gun ownership... let me know, i've got you covered! :P

Yeah that's the scary part with the GOP keeping the House and Senate. That gives Trump an absolute majority.

[Dryalex12]

my god we really are this stupid

[tony.parente]

You know WHY he is winning this big (so far, at 9 pm Central time), right?? A big part of it is all those Bernie fans who refused to vote for Clinton.

And the people who sat on their asses and didn't vote for Clinton because (insert reason here). So, yup, 8 years of Trump. Weeee!

It won't affect ME one bit. But I sure hope it jams shit up the asses of all those who didn't vote, protested voted, or actually believed him.

(The night isn't over yet, though.)

A LOT of us went Jill or Johnson.

[Amaro]

A LOT of us went Jill or Johnson.

Cool tale. Especially the bit about Trump being the candidate to beat.

[tony.parente]

Yup. Hope ya love Trump for 8 years! MAZEL TOV!!

I know *I* am gonna get a big fat fucking tax cut. But, sucks to be y'all. Hey, Jill Stein gets lots of new hair cuts from those leftover campaign funds, though.

Hillary isn't a likable candidate, Bernie would have won in a landslide. I'm not happy about this either but honestly the numbers are proving what has been said the last 3 months.

[cashpiles (closed)]

Canada is our biggest trading partner. Our biggest source of oil. So Canada is expected to take a total financial SHITTER if Trump wins. Bye bye NAFTA.
@cashpiles is gonna win $300 but lose his ass.

I'm in the ESL industry. We depend on international students. Trump's win will not hurt my income, and may in fact increase it. International students will more likely choose Canada to study English in if Trump wins.


As for TRUMP's performance... everyone forgot about the senior citizens. Senior citizens love Trump.

[sick among the pure]

Yup. Hope ya love Trump for 8 years! MAZEL TOV!!

You know what, no, deleting 5 minutes worth of typing.
Your attitude about this situation makes me want even more to say I fucking told all of you this would happen. Everyone underestimated how HATED HILLARY CLINTON IS IN THIS COUNTRY.

And now, people like me, have to actually fear for our safety and our lives because the DNC had to nominate their fucking queen that they pushed on us for a year and we still didn't want.

Before you say shit, I fucking voted for Hillary simply out of fear of Trump.
Don't blame this on "millennials" or Bernie-or-busters, blame it on the people who voted for Trump, and those who were all too sure that Hillary would win just because she's not Trump.

[Deepvoid]

I'm calling it now. Trump is gonna win.
MI and WI are red. End of story.

[thevoid99]

Is it too early to write an obituary for America (1776-2016?)

[Dryalex12]

good god its at 91%

[tony.parente]

Honestly the ones to blame are the ones who voted to nominate Clinton to begin with. If there was a worthwhile candidate they would be winning right now. This thread is throwing a bigger hissy fit than us Bernie folks ever did, we tried to warn you.

[Dryalex12]

and there goes Ohio

[Sarah K]

Yeah. Everyone is totally cooking up conspiracy theories as to why this is happening, and not accepting that this is how people voted...

[slave2thewage]

Anyone want to come to my country before we build a wall across the Atlantic?

Looks like 2016 gets topped off with this bullshit.

[cashpiles (closed)]

Trump up the jam
Trump it up
While your feet are stomping
And the jam is Trumping
Look ahead, the crowd is jumpin'

Trump it up a little more
Get the party goin' on the dance floor
See, 'cause that's where the party's at
And you'd find out if you do that

[Frozen Beach]

Welp, at least if Trump wins, Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer will move to Canada
and we'll definitely get Year Zero 2

[marodi]

It was nice knowing you, America!

[elevenism]

We got virginia at least, there is still hope

[elevenism]

man, a possible Trump win. Along with the House and Senate almost certainly going to the GOP.

if any of you suddenly change your view on gun ownership... let me know, i've got you covered! :P

Dude, i live in the texas panhandle. You don't have a house without a shotgun in the texas panhandle.

[slave2thewage]

The Canadian immigration site is currently under such heavy load that it is down. cic.gc.ca/english

This is seriously Brexit: Colonies Edition. The Irish passport site went down after Brexit happened because of the load.

[tony.parente]

Welp, at least if Trump wins, Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer will move to Canada
and we'll definitely get Year Zero 2

A win on all fronts!!

[sick among the pure]

All these dumbasses who voted for Johnson

You mean the 2-3% 3rd party votes that swing states are getting? Even if all of them voted for Hillary, she'd still be losing all of those states.
Or like how she only won NY state because of NYC, again, the rest of the state voted against her. By pretty much the same percentages that they voted against her in the primaries.

Tell me more about how people who voted 3rd party lead to Trump having a 92% chance of winning tonight.