Johnbron wishes a happy thanksgiving to ets!!!!

[NotoriousTIMP]

(yes, this deserved it's own thread) @johnbron

[Baphomette]

What a fucking hippy.

[NotoriousTIMP]

He ate that whole plate by himself (O_o)

[marodi]

Cholesterol isn't a concern for him, right?

Sometimes, I wonder if @johnbron is real or if he is just a figment of ETS' collective imagination...

[NotoriousTIMP]

we have other videos too.....him eating a jello cake thingy and some cool whip fruit cake thingy, all in glorious slow motion

[slave2thewage]

johnbron stuffing his face? Must be a Thursday.

[Sarah K]

I bet he had some gnarly farts after eating that many eggs.

[theruiner]

Sometimes, I wonder if @johnbron is real or if he is just a figment of ETS' collective imagination...

Oh, Lord...don't get my hopes up.

By the way, now you all know the NIGHTMARE I experience on a weekly basis. Every other day John texts me videos of him walking around the mall or walking around a parking lot (he does a lot of walking). I watch every time hoping this time it will be different but it never is. It never, ever is. *quietly sobs*

[NotoriousTIMP]

John and I were thinking that ETS could really use a "John does......" in slow motion thread. Be on the lookout for antics....