Conspiracy Theories

[Erneuert]

i've a new favorite conspiracy theory:

Australia doesn't exist, and anyone claiming to be Australian is a government operative, or being paid, or under mind control.

If you go to "Australia," they take you to a city in New Zealand, where paid actors pretend to be "Australians" and say "G'day, mate! Crikey! Let's have a smoko, and then a walkabout" or whatever. OR, they take you somewhere in South America.

Of course, then, the airlines are in on it.
There's also a good chance that you'll be drugged on the plane, so that you'll, like, "hallucinate" the "Australian Experience" or some shit?

The kangaroos are robots. I'm not shitting you.

These people have had a fucking CONVENTION to discuss this "truth."
@Erneuert , so are you gonna come clean, now? How much are they paying you? :P

I am an illusiooooooon.

[henryeatscereal]

Ok so...I hate to bring this up, because it's corollary to shit like pizzagate and Qanon. I abhor the demonization of Abromavic: she's one of my favorite artists of all time. Is she into the occult? Well, yeah. She isn't part of some evil cabal that eats babies or whatever, though.

But FUCKSAKE. This is WEIRD.
I saw the bondage bears on the news and thought "yeah, edgy, miscalculated."

But there are a couple of things I can't explain away, here: ESPECIALLY the fucking child porn court documents with the Adidas x Balenciaga purse.

I have no theory for this, but, at the VERY least, whoever designed these photo shoots is a fucking weirdo.

Yesterday i saw a video of the Balenciaga-Gate, i don't know if this is a conspiracy, but sure it's fuckin weird...

[elevenism]

I am an illusiooooooon.

I KNEW something is off: a dude who is into the same shit as me, has similar neurotic tendencies, and seems like he'd be one of my best friends irl...from "Australia.'

I KNEW it was too good to be true.

Are you a gvmt agent, or a bot, or just a figment of my imagination?

This is a big part of their " evidence, " btw

Come to think of it, I've never even seen an IMAGE of a Drop Bear.

[elevenism]

TikTok is being used to gather intelligence on US citizens.
THAT much is confirmed, iirc.
I think it's ALSO intended to dumb down, and, possibly, eventually, shape adolescent western minds.
I mean, jesus. It has over a billion fucking downloads, with some absurd percentage of young Americans saying they use it "almost constantly."

It legitimately has the potential to function like the Chimpokomon episode of South Park.

How is our gvmt missing this,.ffs?

[elevenism]

Has anyone looked through the THOUSANDS of NEW declassified JFK assassination docs?

Also, if you're into JFK, look at his BROTHER'S killing. It features:

-13 shots (audio evidence) supposedly fired by an 8 shot pistol
-RFK shot at an upward angles from behind, INCLUDING the near point blank killing blow, with Sirhan in FRONT of RFK, several feet away, at all times, by all accounts
-Security Guard BEHIND RFK, with gun drawn
-Man who was ALSO shot says bullet did NOT come from Sirhan
-MULTIPLE "magic bullets"
-Video and photographic evidence of multiple CIA agents before and after event
-Possible MK Ultra connection (Sirhan didn't say he DIDN'T shoot, but had no memory of the event. All he remembered was going for coffee with)...
-Mysterious "Woman In The Polka-Dot Dress, who supposedly said " We got him! We got him!"
-Retracted and utterly ignored witness statements regarding the last point, which pairs nicely with...
-audio recordings of investigative witness coercion
-Missing evidence, including confiscated photos, door frames, etc.
-last minute change of exit route to go through pantry
-The fact that RFK Jr believes in Sirhan's innocence, AND
-a bunch of other more shit!

I'm pretty well convinced that the CIA orchestrated the killings of BOTH kennedys, to pave the way for Nixon and Ford.
While I'm at it, the MLK assassination MAY be the most farcical of the lot, with Dr King's FAMILY on the side of James Earl Ray.

Seriously, check into RFK and MLK, if the JFK assassination happens to interest you.


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[Erneuert]

Has anyone looked through the THOUSANDS of NEW declassified JFK assassination docs?

Also, if you're into JFK, look at his BROTHER'S killing. It features:

-13 shots (audio evidence) supposedly fired by an 8 shot pistol
-RFK shot at an upward angles from behind, INCLUDING the near point blank killing blow, with Sirhan in FRONT of RFK, several feet away, at all times, by all accounts
-Security Guard BEHIND RFK, with gun drawn
-Man who was ALSO shot says bullet did NOT come from Sirhan
-MULTIPLE "magic bullets"
-Video and photographic evidence of multiple CIA agents before and after event
-Possible MK Ultra connection (Sirhan didn't say he DIDN'T shoot, but had no memory of the event. All he remembered was going for coffee with)...
-Mysterious "Woman In The Polka-Dot Dress, who supposedly said " We got him! We got him!"
-Retracted and utterly ignored witness statements regarding the last point, which pairs nicely with...
-audio recordings of investigative witness coercion
-Missing evidence, including confiscated photos, door frames, etc.
-last minute change of exit route to go through pantry
-The fact that RFK Jr believes in Sirhan's innocence, AND
-a bunch of other more shit!

I'm pretty well convinced that the CIA orchestrated the killings of BOTH kennedys, to pave the way for Nixon and Ford.
While I'm at it, the MLK assassination MAY be the most farcical of the lot, with Dr King's FAMILY on the side of James Earl Ray.

Seriously, check into RFK and MLK, if the JFK assassination happens to interest you.


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[elevenism]

@erneuret I watched your Fermi paradox video, and the whole part about us possibly being the only civilization stupid enough to give up our location WAS fairly frightening.

It sent me down a whole rabbit hole. Hole, rabbit whole. A whole rabbit!

But, yeah. Suppose there ARE relatively close civilizations.
So it's like "Dirxon...look at this shit! Look at how much WATER these idiots have!"
"Aw, baddass, Rizxel. We know where to go if we ever run out, now!"

As far as JFK, I love the Comedian shooting him in the Watchmen.

Re: RFK

[elevenism]

Ok, so. I don't think there's any doubt that the ENTIRE Epstein affair was conspiratorial: the only question is who was involved and to what degree.
One thing we know very little about is how the financial strings were pulled.

WELL. Here is a News. The U.S.Virgin Islands filed a lawsuit against FUCKING JPMORGAN, saying they "knowingly, negligently and unlawfully provided and pulled the levers through which recruiters and victims were paid, and was indispensable to the operation and concealment of the Epstein trafficking enterprise."
And they say they have the fucking reciepts. (Per NPR)

What's fucking even CRAZIER, is that, days later, the Attorney General who filed the suit, was relieved of her duties...FOR FILING THE SUIT.
This was openly admitted. (Per Yahoo News; probably via AP or Reuters: I'm to tired to check, but we aren't talking InfoWars "reporting," here.)

This is the same person who filed the 2020 suit against Epstein's estate seeking forfeiture of $86 million in Virgin Islands Economic Development funds, which were, ahem, "allegedly" used to fund crimes. (I WANNA say that one was settled out of court)?

I mean, make of this what you will. It sounds to me like SOMEBODY'S got the gvmt of the Virgin Islands on lock, and wishes for this brave woman to shut up.
Denise George is her name, and fuck sake...i.honestly worry for her safety at this point.