Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

[GulDukat]

[poinoup]

He went from hating his parents non-stop to dem libz! SPEAK AMERICAN!

[GulDukat]

He went from hating his parents non-stop to dem libz! SPEAK AMERICAN!

Thanks for posting. That was great.

[bobbie solo]

Okay....

another @catatonicyouths special on IG.

[Jinsai]

just a reminder that the worst song/video of all time came out approximately 30 years ago, and it was horrible in every conceivable way

[poinoup]

Even young me laughed at this. Just mixed horribly, his vocals are way out front.

But yeah, this is right up there with Jimmy Carter for history's greatest monster.

[allegate]

[GulDukat]

Even young me laughed at this. Just mixed horribly, his vocals are way out front.

But yeah, this is right up there with Jimmy Carter for history's greatest monster.

Jimmy Carter?

[Jinsai]

I am also a little confused by the Jimmy Carter reference, but I am completely on board with the rest of the sentiment. I am now mildly worried there's a terrible song called "Jimmy Carter" out there.

[poinoup]

My life has been ruined by continuous Simpsons clips running in my head.

[Jinsai]

the greatest/worst part of that Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch video/song thing... that came out in 1991, and it's this sermonizing thing full of good advice on how to live your life and avoid trouble and stuff... but, less than three years earlier, Marky Mark Wahlberg beat the shit out of his Vietnamese neighbor while a friend held the man down in an attack "without provocation or cause," apparently screaming stuff like "fucking gook." He then served 45 days of a 2-year sentence, on the wildside...

[GulDukat]

just a reminder that the worst song/video of all time came out approximately 30 years ago, and it was horrible in every conceivable way

I find that far less grating then a lot of contemporary rap/pop. Rapping is average, music is decent.

[allegate]

you can never tell so just in case you didn't know:

[GulDukat]

[Jinsai]

this is the worst, most confusing shit ever

[allegate]

today is Snow's birthday according to Bing and so I was reading the wiki page. this part stood out to me at first blush because it's one of those "wait, what?" things.

Year	Nominee / work	Award	Result
1994	"Informer"	Best Reggae Recording	Won

But then I see that it's a Juno award and I was like "oh right, best Reggae in Canada. makes sense."

[GulDukat]

Goofy bastard.

[Jinsai]

HAHAHAHA... holy shit, this is a joke right?

[henryeatscereal]

Goofy bastard.

The real "Karen-Metal"

Comment section is gold, though

[Jinsai]

[poinoup]

"Don't Tell Me How to Live!"

This is the guy who thought it was cool to use "RADIO EDIT" in his singles. I think that's the labels and radio telling him what to do. When he has to drop "Devil Without a Cause" to remind you who he is...

"Mom, Uncle Kid is drunken rambling in the backyard to the neighbours again. Something about 'the good old days.'"

EDIT: That "Truck Love" guy has sex with his truck, right? In the tailpipe?

[mfte]

Full on clown store!

This idiot reps Detroit and the working class while living on a giant ranch in Texas. Features only white people in his video, some of who are wearing MAGA, while Detroit is 70+% Black.

Maybe this is the strategy for views and clicks. Under no other circumstance would I ever see myself commenting about Kid Rock.

[allegro]

Full on clown store!

This idiot reps Detroit and the working class while living on a giant ranch in Texas. Features only white people in his video, some of who are wearing MAGA, while Detroit is 70+% Black.

Maybe this is the strategy for views and clicks. Under no other circumstance would I ever see myself commenting about Kid Rock.

So true. Kid Rock is huge with certain white people in Detroit suburbs. The idiot moved to Nashville years ago (living in a symbolic double wide trailer) and is a loud ignorant alcoholic who appeals directly to the Charlie Daniels crowd.

[Jinsai]

Kid Rock sings karaoke in Malibu. I have receipts. Fuck that poser.

[GulDukat]

I'm tired of seeing Machine Gun Kelly show up on my Facebook newsfeed every day. Why is he a thing?

[bobbie solo]

[Jazzkokehead]

A new Tame Impala video... I don't feel like much context is needed for how incredibly dull it is. 3 minutes and 59 seconds of sheer boredom.

[allegate]

Smash Mouth Announce New Singer With “Never Gonna Give You Up” Cover


https://www.stereogum.com/2177655/sm...up-cover/news/


Sounds like a guy trying to sound like the guy from Smash Mouth

[ickyvicky]

They're not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[GulDukat]

Will people even know that they have a new singer?