Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

[Haysey_Draws]

RE: Drake -



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Whilst this isn't shitty music, i'd just like to show my love for Seth Everman, his videos are fucking great (the billie eilish take of Bad Boy is fucking good!)

[Archive_Reports]

[bobbie solo]

[GulDukat]

”Harmony Hall” sounds like it belongs in the background of a commercial for body wash.

Stealing from Marc Maron when he discusses the DMB. "It's like boredom with an edge."

[Necrodoommonkey]

I don't know if I should put this video here
I love Ann's voice, but this cover is not for me.

The cringe is strong with this one.

[Krazy]

https://twitter.com/james_holzhauer/...759617025?s=21

[Space Suicide]

Anything with Frankie from Emmure turns to shit.

[Archive_Reports]

Anything with Frankie from Emmure turns to shit.

Love that dude's voice, but he can't write for shit.

[bobbie solo]

Love that dude's voice, but he can't write for shit.

I wanna watch you suck his dick

I know you fucking love it bitch

[eversonpoe]

I wanna watch you suck his dick

I know you fucking love it bitch

[GulDukat]

I'm going off the deep end with the conspiracy theory aspect by saying that certain people blow up and get pushes based on how hard they're advertised or pushed by labels. I think some people are hand crafted and chosen to be a thing whether they're worth a shit or not (or even deserve it).

Her music is bad. It's just generic beats and synth coupled with monotone lyrical delivery of stupid shit. Maybe my music taste is too "out there' but this shit sucks.

That was terrible.

Kenny G sucks. Is that just so obvious that it doesn't even need to be stated or discussed?

[Jinsai]

this is the worst song ever written. The worst. Nothing comes close. Not even close. Nothing.

[Space Suicide]

this is the worst song ever written. The worst. Nothing comes close. Not even close. Nothing.

It astonishes me this band is still around today.

[eversonpoe]

this is the worst song ever written. The worst. Nothing comes close. Not even close. Nothing.

ahem...

[Jinsai]

Ok. that's close. but... not close enough. Simple Plan win this contest. Nickelback doesn't have shit on this.

[eversonpoe]

Ok. that's close. but... not close enough. Simple Plan win this contest. Nickelback doesn't have shit on this.

did you make it to the bridge? with the elmo backing vocals?

[Jinsai]

did you make it to the bridge? with the elmo backing vocals?

I dunno, at least it's catchy? Unlike...



And just to be clear, this is way better than that Simple Plan song... this shit's at least making me giggle

[poinoup]

This or "Welcome to My Life"...

Nothing like 30 year old men whining about their parents tearing down their MCR poster...

[AThousandDaysBefore]

[ryanmcfly]

A coworker showed me this gem today. She's local to the area and her videos are well, something.

[Jinsai]

I think she’s got pros helping her to cash in on her “three second rule” song phenomenon.. which was like the atonal jingle celebration of how it’s cute that your loyal whipped man-slave is allowed to ogle other women for a strangely specific period of time.

The safe word is “kill me”

[Space Suicide]

A coworker showed me this gem today. She's local to the area and her videos are well, something.

Her voice (obviously) sucks but the music actually irritates me more. That fucking drum beat.

[Jinsai]

Fucking 21 Pilots... every song is a fucking giddy celebration of how hard it is to be young and full of hope... as they apparently say across the pond, fuck you.

[bobbie solo]

YES!

NEW

CORE

10!!!!!



I'm impressed that with this one they are allowing youtube comments, considering this might be the worst (read: best) song yet from this chuckleheads.

GET-THE-HELL-UP-OUT-OF-BED!

[eachpassingphase]

Ok, I understand that this is a sensitive subject (plus it's top 40 pop, which a lot of folks here don't seem to care for but I like a lot of pop myself) but I really hate the newer Kesha stuff. I think it's great that she was able to pull away from that shithead Dr. Luke and make music that she truly felt reflected her experiences and tastes. I think that's what she should absolutely continue to do and I'm glad for her. But "Praying" makes me cringe. I feel like it's a TERRIBLE song and I understood the heart behind it but holy shit, it's just awful. And folks were falling all over themselves to prop up that song as an empowering survivor's anthem, but it was aggressively bad.

Early Kesha obviously had few creative merits, but it was fun and trashy and catchy. I enjoyed it in certain circumstances. But I don't enjoy anything about "Praying" and when I heard it in a store today I wanted to put my face through a window.

[Krazy]

“this is a sensitive subject”

lol, wut?...

[eachpassingphase]

“this is a sensitive subject”

lol, wut?...

It is in a lot of pophead circles. You aren't allowed to do anything other than praise "Praying" because of the situation it emerged from. Which I would agree is important to discuss, but her being a victim doesn't make the music better.

[kel]

“praying” should not have been released as a single, but i thought the album was fantastic.

[SM Rollinger]

YES!

NEW

CORE

10!!!!!



I'm impressed that with this one they are allowing youtube comments, considering this might be the worst (read: best) song yet from this chuckleheads.

GET-THE-HELL-UP-OUT-OF-BED!

Yeah that is really terrible. Like embarrassingly bad. It would have sucked back in 1998 just as hard.

[Krazy]

It is in a lot of pophead circles. You aren't allowed to do anything other than praise "Praying" because of the situation it emerged from. Which I would agree is important to discuss, but her being a victim doesn't make the music better.

Got ya. I had zero clue what you were referring to so I googled- thought you were referring only to the music.

I just briefed myself on it so will leave it at that.