Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

[henryeatscereal]

"Never gonna give you up" is awesome.

[Archive_Reports]

Also Rick Astley has taken the joke so well, he seems like quite a sweet guy

[Jinsai]

Ok, I've had this "Dicked Down in Dallas" song stuck in my head all day, and it's really not been ideal. All day long "she's getting buttfucked in Boston, double teamed up in Tennessee... sucking off whatshisname..."

And really, ALL I can think about was back in 2016 when these country fried Trump lovers were calling people "cuck" because they were going to vote for Hillary... so I actually had to look up what the word "cuck" was really implying... and here we are, four years later, and the number one song on the country music charts is something where some dude with a neckbeard is fantasizing about all the ways his ex is getting fucked in different states and how he wishes he could still tap her "sweet ass?"

There's a pretty big elephant in the room here

[Self.Destructive.Pattern]

People have now made multiple alt accounts lolol. This is doing God's work. I think Chris made another account on Twitter, and Headstrong on YouTube is now littered with recent events and receives about 1k downvotes a day.

[Jon]

There's a pretty big elephant in the room here

Don't mind him. He likes to sit in the corner and watch... maybe take a few pictures.

[WorzelG]

My eldest is obsessed with ‘don’t wanna know’ by Maroon 5 so I caved and bought him the Red Pill Blues CD.

Honestly I hope all the women in this video were paid enough to sleep at night helping to inflate Adam Levine’s ego. Actually, scratch that as none of them need the money so WHY would you choose to do this???

[GulDukat]

My eldest is obsessed with ‘don’t wanna know’ by Maroon 5 so I caved and bought him the Red Pill Blues CD.

Honestly I hope all the women in this video were paid enough to sleep at night helping to inflate Adam Levine’s ego. Actually, scratch that as none of them need the money so WHY would you choose to do this???

I think I've heard that at the Outback Steakhouse and Applebees on more than one occasion.

I'm not really into Maroon 5, but I do like this one song that Adam Levine did with Slash:

[Archive_Reports]

This seems...unnecessary.

[Self.Destructive.Pattern]

This seems...unnecessary.

I hate this band... That is all.

[ickyvicky]

I really liked Maroon 5's first album - where it was more alternative, I would say? And they presented themselves more a band. Now it's just Adam, Adam, Adam.

[WorzelG]

Corey Feldmans ‘groundbreaking’ (according to him) one take video, I don’t know where to start with him, he’s just so delusional



somebody posted a link to another Corey performance from hell

[Archive_Reports]

[WorzelG]

This video is a real tonic for if you feel shit about your life, if I’d been in that audience I’d have been pissing myself

[eversonpoe]

i wonder how much he pays you to be a sexy angel nurse musician and i wonder if i can get that job (not even kidding hahahaha)

[WorzelG]

i wonder how much he pays you to be a sexy angel nurse musician and i wonder if i can get that job (not even kidding hahahaha)

I can’t believe Sam from Lord of the Rings is in it! Don’t feed the ego. Also how does Feldman afford to pay all those people and his bizarre harem ? He was in a few films in the 80s, that’s it- I’m sure child actors didn’t get Alec Guinness style Star Wars deals. I must be missing something

maybe I’m being unfair and everything is above board but not sure you’d want to do the non monetary things that gig clearly requires @eversonpoe

[eversonpoe]

have we talked about how The New Radicals are playing the inauguration tomorrow? what a fucking joke. reuniting after 22 years to play the one hit they had, which is an absolute piece of shit that tried to recapture the same phenomenon exhibited by billy joel's "we didn't start the fire" or REM's "it's the end of the world as we know it" by just...naming stuff that exists. the difference is that the former two songs are actually fun to listen to and have some interesting musical ideas. "you only get what you give" is just absolutely terrible. and the main guy in the band is an asshole​.

[henryeatscereal]

have we talked about how The New Radicals are playing the inauguration tomorrow? what a fucking joke. reuniting after 22 years to play the one hit they had, which is an absolute piece of shit that tried to recapture the same phenomenon exhibited by billy joel's "we didn't start the fire" or REM's "it's the end of the world as we know it" by just...naming stuff that exists. the difference is that the former two songs are actually fun to listen to and have some interesting musical ideas. "you only get what you give" is just absolutely terrible. and the main guy in the band is an asshole​.

Never knew the main guy is an asshole, but it looked like it, and yes, "You only get what you give" is a terrible song!

[poinoup]

I gave the Feldman album a listen when it dropped. I was under the influence, and I laughed so hard it hurt.

This is worth every second. Corey and Fred Durst:

If you can tell me what's happening at about 3:50 with the duet, you're far more intelligent than I.

[WorzelG]

I gave the Feldman album a listen when it dropped. I was under the influence, and I laughed so hard it hurt.

This is worth every second. Corey and Fred Durst:

If you can tell me what's happening at about 3:50 with the duet, you're far more intelligent than I.

he could be a poster boy for the phrase ‘so bad it’s good’. Unwitting comedian

Glory be. He actually released a song earlier this year called Rocking Revolution! So bad

[Jinsai]

I gave the Feldman album a listen when it dropped. I was under the influence, and I laughed so hard it hurt.

This is worth every second. Corey and Fred Durst:

If you can tell me what's happening at about 3:50 with the duet, you're far more intelligent than I.

This music literally sounds like I accidentally left other videos playing in the background that are completely out of sync and have nohting to do with the "music" and I had to pause it to make sure that wasn't actually the case

[poinoup]

I know there's a certain bald music critic out there that is polarizing, but the hour review of the Feldman album is worth it.

[allegate]

changed "Dolphins" to "Cowboys"


...why do I know that...

also are my headphones dying or does this mix sound like it's coming from the worst vinyl player ever?

edit:

[Jinsai]

There's a lot of confounding albums on the "best-sellers of all time" list... Counting Crows, Hootie, Meatloaf, several Celine Dion albums...

Nothing is worse than Alanis Morissette's album Jagged Little Pill though. It's all full of bullshit "life advice" from a 21 year-old with an annoying fake drawl inflection in her singing style. "You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you feel, you leeeeeaaaarrrrrneeeeeneeeeneeneneneneneneyaaaaaaa You LEARNNNNNN" FUCK YOU

Then there's the occasional "stalker lyrics" thrown in there with all the "wisdom" and life advice. THE shittiest album. I've had that "You Learn" song and "One Hand in My Pocket" stuck in my head for days, an I'm losing it. I realize I'm like 30 years too late with this complaint, but goddamn how did this horrible shit ever sell so well?

[ickyvicky]

Damn, lol.

[Krazy]

Probably more appropriate for the controversial section regarding Jagged Little Pill, but whatever.

There’s a thread somewhere in here about the most influential album of the 90s (or something like that). A lot of people stated their case for JLP.

[Archive_Reports]

This is one of the most uninspired pieces of trash I have ever heard.

[GulDukat]

There's a lot of confounding albums on the "best-sellers of all time" list... Counting Crows, Hootie, Meatloaf, several Celine Dion albums...

Nothing is worse than Alanis Morissette's album Jagged Little Pill though. It's all full of bullshit "life advice" from a 21 year-old with an annoying fake drawl inflection in her singing style. "You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you feel, you leeeeeaaaarrrrrneeeeeneeeeneeneneneneneneyaaaaaaa You LEARNNNNNN" FUCK YOU

Then there's the occasional "stalker lyrics" thrown in there with all the "wisdom" and life advice. THE shittiest album. I've had that "You Learn" song and "One Hand in My Pocket" stuck in my head for days, an I'm losing it. I realize I'm like 30 years too late with this complaint, but goddamn how did this horrible shit ever sell so well?

I hear what you're saying, but I love that album. In part because I'm a child of the 90's, I guess.

[onthewall2983]

Adam Levine "feels like there aren't any bands anymore"

[WorzelG]

Adam Levine "feels like there aren't any bands anymore"

Does anyone know who else is in Maroon 5 besides Adam Levine? I certainly don’t

[onthewall2983]

I read an article once about the band's bass player selling his home in southern California for 3 million.

I don't go out of my way to hate on people here without any direct just cause, but Levine really strikes me as someone who's sole existence was to make music to get laid.