I feel totally indifferent towards Vampire Weekend. What I hate is the constant, almost universal praise of that band. Rolling Stone gave their new album 4.5/5 stars, Pitchfork was 8/10 (which I thought was on the low side for Pitchfork). And I just don't get it. If Vampire Weekend were a sandwich, it would be two pieces of white bread with fat-free mayonnaise.