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Thread: Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheWiseJanitor View Post
    That kid's Ellen appearance made cringe SO hard. If he or the parents aren't careful, there's a chance he could burn out before he even has a chance to actually grow up into an adult. And it isn't even a fault of the kid - more just the times we live in. From a meme to Coachella to a full-blown record deal in barely a couple months? Oof. What he does takes talent, sure, but...man, that kid isn't gonna be able to live a normal life now, no matter how you slice it.

    Lets be honest, too - how much of the appreciation/fame for his music is genuine rather than ironic? Does anyone actually think "ah dude if the Walmart yodeling kid plays at the Sprint Center or whatever, I'm SO there?"

    Edit: I've seen a couple videos now of other people going into public places (stores mainly) and singing loudly and obnoxiously in the same vein. For fuck's sake, if this starts to be a trend and I have to grocery shop and hear people SINGING and making videos in the aisles, I'm gonna lose it.
    Yeah these things crossed my mind too. There's a good chance that once this kid hits puberty, he might wind up not being very good.
    And people probably won't give a shit about him unless it's some kind of "where are they now" type of shit.
    Right now, you're 100% right. He's a novelty act.

    Also, I totally agree about the "meme to Coachella" thing. It speaks of a bizarre future. I could just imagine " WITH APPEARANCES by: ANGRY HOMELESS LADY! FLOP CAT! 'what do you mean, bro?' KID! And BEER FART GUY"

    I honestly hope the kid beats the odds. If he doesn't, wal mart should be required to pay for all his shit.

    Also, maybe we should meet up in Oklahoma and see if we can become "Carl's Jr March of The Pigs Guys! " hahahaha
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    I guess I now have to google "Walmart yodeling kid" and find out why I should hate Coachella more than I already have come to. Fuck.

    Well, that was fucking annoying.
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    Come on, @elevenism , we all know this is the future of Coachella:



    Lol lol

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    I know it's supposed to be "ironic"; but that doesn't make me like him more...


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    Ed Sheeran makes the kind of "music" that makes people hate acoustic guitars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinsai View Post
    Ed Sheeran makes the kind of "music" that makes people hate acoustic guitars.
    I know. And he and Adam Levine make me hate tattoos even more. What's the point of having all of these tattoos if you're going to sing lame-ass whiny songs to a bunch of idiots just to look tough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by elevenism View Post
    Yeah these things crossed my mind too. There's a good chance that once this kid hits puberty, he might wind up not being very good.
    And people probably won't give a shit about him unless it's some kind of "where are they now" type of shit.
    Right now, you're 100% right. He's a novelty act.

    Also, I totally agree about the "meme to Coachella" thing. It speaks of a bizarre future. I could just imagine " WITH APPEARANCES by: ANGRY HOMELESS LADY! FLOP CAT! 'what do you mean, bro?' KID! And BEER FART GUY"

    I honestly hope the kid beats the odds. If he doesn't, wal mart should be required to pay for all his shit.

    Also, maybe we should meet up in Oklahoma and see if we can become "Carl's Jr March of The Pigs Guys! " hahahaha
    His parents should look at what happened to Jake Lloyd.

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    Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

    It disturbs me that ed sheeran sucks my soul out while scrolling through the Tapatalk app.


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    In case some of you missed it in the other spoilerfull thread.

    Deadpool and Celine Dion :


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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixML View Post
    In case some of you missed it in the other spoilerfull thread.

    Deadpool and Celine Dion :

    Hey, that wasn't shitty. That was pretty good and funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegro View Post
    Come on, @elevenism, we all know this is the future of Coachella:



    Lol lol
    it has SIXTY FIVE MILLION VIEWS.

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    Heres the thing about Ed Sheeran imo

    I don't honestly mind him that much, i do think his has a nice voice and he can play his own stuff.

    I just don't really see the popularly about him. My guess is the same reason about Bieber back then.

    He is a ladies man.

    Im also pretty sure Ed wasnt planning on becoming this popular, its not like he asked for this kind of fame so you cant really blame him for that.

    However i don't think he is like...everything wrong with music. There is certainty better music, but its not all that as far as things go.

    I can say that he is an incredibly caring and nice person..no questions about that, that dude cares a bunch and i respect him for that.

    Not my music, but its not the worst thing ever, trust me, as hard as it is to believe, even i have my limits on musical taste, but Ed is far from horrible IMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryalex12 View Post
    Heres the thing about Ed Sheeran imo

    I don't honestly mind him that much, i do think his has a nice voice and he can play his own stuff.

    I just don't really see the popularly about him. My guess is the same reason about Bieber back then.

    He is a ladies man.

    Im also pretty sure Ed wasnt planning on becoming this popular, its not like he asked for this kind of fame so you cant really blame him for that.

    However i don't think he is like...everything wrong with music. There is certainty better music, but its not all that as far as things go.

    I can say that he is an incredibly caring and nice person..no questions about that, that dude cares a bunch and i respect him for that.

    Not my music, but its not the worst thing ever, trust me, as hard as it is to believe, even i have my limits on musical taste, but Ed is far from horrible IMO
    I get what youíre saying, and mostly agree. Unfortunately Ive had the dis-pleasure or hearing some of his non-radio stuff. Itís worse than the stuff thatís easily accessible out there. (Is Thinking Out Loud really that bad of a song? No!)

    Agree to disagree about the ladies man thing. Personally donít think heís got it. Yes, looks arenít everything but heís scary to look at lol. And the tats arenít him. John Meyers got the ladies man thing going on, for better or worse.

    Holy crap, weíre a bunch of judgementl assholes on this forum arenít we?



    EDIT: and I think we can thank Taylor Swift for this dudes popularity. Prettty sure be Joeís up opening for her.

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    i've said it before -- the dude is so harmless, and honestly can write a harmony. if you don't listen to fm radio, program spotify or apple music to a modern pop station, he's easy to avoid. yep, he's kind of sight for sore eyes, but fer the love, find something else to hate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kel View Post
    i've said it before -- the dude is so harmless, and honestly can write a harmony. if you don't listen to fm radio, program spotify or apple music to a modern pop station, he's easy to avoid. yep, he's kind of sight for sore eyes, but fer the love, find something else to hate.
    I dunno about that... I do work doing live sound for random venues. It's rare that the bumper music doesn't include something insipid by him, or that one of the top-40 cover bands that I'm mixing are gonna do a terrible cover. I don't listen to FM Radio or let my internet radio go on autopilot, but after hearing that "I'm in Love With Your Body" song for the billionth time, I finally had to find out who was responsible for creating that shit.

    ..and of course, it's that cabbage patch hobbit.

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    your circumstance, @Jinsai , is kinda unique.

    i'll add the following: if you're shopping at the gap, expect to hear him. if you eat at red robin, expect to hear him. if he bothers you so much, boycott the joint. or stfu and eat your burger like a normal person and get on with your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kel View Post
    your circumstance, @Jinsai, is kinda unique.

    i'll add the following: if you're shopping at the gap, expect to hear him. if you eat at red robin, expect to hear him. if he bothers you so much, boycott the joint. or stfu and eat your burger like a normal person and get on with your life.
    It's kinda hard to boycott the drug store, the grocery store, work, affordable fast food in general, department stores, the dentist... I'm not going to let Ed Sheeran dictate where I buy my fabric softener. I'll just choose to hate him.

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    I dunno, Sheeran is on my Coffee House station a lot; I don’t hate him, don’t love him, his voice is soothing, his lyrics are romantic, I see his appeal, not for ME PERSONALLY but ...

    Yesterday, G and I were at Home Depot buying some storage shelves and G was lamenting (or perhaps applauding) his total lack of knowledge of pop music, he said his cousin’s kid said on FB that her fave artist is Demi Lovato; and G goes, “Who is Demi Lovato??”

    And I had to explain Demi Lovato, she was a Disney star, blah blah blah ...

    So I say, ok, do you know who this is, playing now?

    On the Home Depot PA was Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud”

    And G says I dunno, but it sounds like “Shitty John Mayer.”

    Lol lol

    He doesn’t like John Mayer.

    Or Jason Mraz, or Jack Johnson ...

    But at least John Mayer can play guitar.
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    Can't we just say that Ed Sheerhan just plainly fucking sucks? I'll quote what God told Tony Wilson. "It's a shame you didn't sign the Smiths but you were right about Mick Hucknall. His music is rubbish and he's a ginger".

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    I think it’s hard to say he sucks cause he looks like Charlie Brown

    So that’s like saying Charlie Brown sucks

    So then you’re saying your whole childhood sucks

    And Charlie Brown Christmas sucks

    And Snoopy sucks

    So Ed Sheeran is capitalizing on that

    He’s using that to earn money and get chicks

    “Oh God I think you’re wildly unattractive but if I reject you I’m rejecting Snoopy so I guess I’ll give you head on your tour bus”

    And now Ed is a millionaire Charlie Brown based on guilt

    It’s brilliant, really

    And it makes “I’m in Love with Your Body” weird; is it about Lucy? Snoopy? Peppermint Patty?
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    John Mayer is like someone who struck a cursed deal with the devil... "I want to be a great guitarist!"

    "Done! However, mwahahahaha, your songwriting abilities will be limited to whimpery blue-eyed soul, bland ball-less blues, and sex jams for virgins!!!!"

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    I wouldn't compare Charlie Brown to that no-talent ginger. Charlie Brown at least never gave up whenever he tried to kick Lucy in the face. And let's be honest, Lucy deserved to be kicked in the face for pulling the football on him all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinsai View Post
    John Mayer is like someone who struck a cursed deal with the devil... "I want to be a great guitarist!"

    "Done! However, mwahahahaha, your songwriting abilities will be limited to whimpery blue-eyed soul, bland ball-less blues, and sex jams for virgins!!!!"
    that's the best description of john mayer i've ever heard

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    I need to know how someone like John Mayer has any appeal whatsoever, musically or otherwise. I find that kind of soft acoustic rock to be...upsetting.


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    Quote Originally Posted by eversonpoe View Post
    that's the best description of john mayer i've ever heard
    Agreed. He actually makes James Taylor interesting by comparison.

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    Violent n Delicious on the old board (Jaimie, who’s been around here forever and is adorable and apparently knows such things) says it is really well-known in the industry that John Mayer has a HUGE magic schwanz

    G thinks of him as a competent guitarist, with a big dick
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    I feel like i should know who youíre referring to when you say ďGĒ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinsai View Post
    John Mayer is like someone who struck a cursed deal with the devil... "I want to be a great guitarist!"

    "Done! However, mwahahahaha, your songwriting abilities will be limited to whimpery blue-eyed soul, bland ball-less blues, and sex jams for virgins!!!!"
    I dunno, that Body is a Wonderland song is hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nellyrific View Post
    I feel like i should know who you’re referring to when you say “G”.
    Sorry, you’re kinda new ... I’ve been here 14 years ... G is my legendary husband :-)

    G just said, ok, while we are at it: what’s so great about John Legend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by allegro View Post
    Sorry, youíre kinda new ... Iíve been here 14 years ... G is my legendary husband :-)
    Ah, good to know

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