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    Random Celebrity Headlines

    We need another catch all thread for all the non-news and garbage we all love reading. If you're from the old ETS you know what goes here, RIP posts, gossip, all the news that probably shouldn't be in the legit news thread. I'll start off with Scarlett Johansson apparently wanting to kick Blake Lively's ass. Because let's be honest...who wouldn't order that on PPV?

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    I think Scarlett will can definitely take on Blake Lively. Mind you, she was once a great actress years ago.

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    Scarlett Johansson was a great actress?

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    Yeah, if you counted her early work in films like Manny & Lo, The Horse Whisperer, The Man Who Wasn't There, Ghost World, An American Rhapsody, Girl with a Pearl Earring, and of course, Lost in Translation. After that, things become a mixed bag ranging from decent to just fuckin' awful.

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    Okay. I wouldn't say she was great in any of those. Even the most critically-lauded, Lost in Translation, was carried on the backs of Bill Murray and Sofia Coppolla's direction.

    I'm not trying to say she's bad, just unexceptional, adequate, benefiting most from good luck and good looks.

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    God is trying to tell you something (stop having so many goddamn kids...)
    The Duggars have a miscarriage

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    Who wants to see Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics?

    NSFW and probably will make you shudder or wince...just a heads up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halloween View Post
    God is trying to tell you something (stop having so many goddamn kids...)
    The Duggars have a miscarriage
    Seriously. You think she'll get it now? Will she see this as a sign from "God" or will she just continue to pump out children?

    I feel bad for anyone in that situation, and I do feel bad for her, but she's still an unbelievable moron. Her and her husband.

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    Who wants to see Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics?

    NSFW and probably will make you shudder or wince...just a heads up.
    If you don't have actual curves, don't try to pull a Marilyn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    Who wants to see Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics?

    NSFW and probably will make you shudder or wince...just a heads up.
    She's got nice tits but she is not Marilyn Monroe. She's not even in Monroe's league of sexiness or acting talents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    who wants to see lindsay lohan's playboy pics?

    nsfw and probably will make you shudder or wince...just a heads up.
    photoshop hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by halloween View Post
    photoshop hell
    With that kind of help I could look like a smoking hot babe too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob's Ladder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by halloween View Post
    photoshop hell
    With that kind of help I could look like a smoking hot babe too.
    Note to self: pick up Photoshop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halloween View Post
    photoshop hell
    Nice of them to airbrush out all the freckles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theruiner View Post
    Note to self: pick up Photoshop.
    ]nsfw: all kinds of awfulness up in the photoshop

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    Quote Originally Posted by heroicraptor View Post
    i want to kill everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heroicraptor View Post
    AHHHHHHHHHH! I just needed to see the surgery, and I was DONE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theruiner View Post
    Seriously. You think she'll get it now? Will she see this as a sign from "God" or will she just continue to pump out children?

    I feel bad for anyone in that situation, and I do feel bad for her, but she's still an unbelievable moron. Her and her husband.
    I have to believe that nothing will stay up in that woman's whoo whoo ever again. Let her kids start having the kids and get a hair cut.

    I suspect Mr. Duggar is behind this since it they ain't making babies, they ain't having le seks.

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    RIP Bob Anderson
    A live well-lived, I'd say.

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    Here's the creepy story to end all creepy stories. David O. Russell accused of touching niece's breasts against her will.

    It's pretty bad when your response to, "Hey, you sexually assaulted your niece" isn't "Oh, dear God, of course I didn't" but "It was consensual! She wanted me to touch her breasts!" Um...ok, David.
    Last edited by theruiner; 01-08-2012 at 03:15 PM.

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    I think this is the only proper response.


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    Quote Originally Posted by theruiner View Post
    Here's the creepy story to end all creepy stories. David O. Russell accused of touching niece's breasts against her will.

    It's pretty bad when your response to, "Hey, you sexually assaulted your niece" isn't "Oh, dear God, of course I didn't" but "It was consensual! She wanted me to touch her breasts!" Um...ok, David.
    Oh jesus. I feel so dirty for loving The Fighter so much...

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    Happy belated 68th birthday (Jan 9), Jimmy Page.


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    Demi Moore's 911 call.

    Posted mostly just so you can hear how fuckin' long it takes for the address to get sorted out. WTF.

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    Demi's my call for the dead pool this year.

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    I couldn't listen for longer than a minute to be honest, because a) I felt like a voyeur and b) it made me physically ill to listen to that guy. Even I got the address after two times, and I'm not even a native English speaker.

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    You have to remember that people in the room are all excited, but the 911 guy has to make sure he gets all information. This is how they are trained. It's happened that ambulances have shown up Unfortunately, E911 doesn't work as well anymore since everyone uses their mobile phone now. In the past, calling from a landline made it easy. In the reverse, if they used position, we'd all get freaked out by invasion of privacy. If you kept listening (and I agree I felt like a voyeur) but things do settle down quite a lot.

    I don't put Demi in the dead pool. That'd be Heather Locklear. She declined re-hab, never a good sign right?

    *waits for "who the fuck is Heather Locklear comment.

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    Yeah, I really had to switch it off after a minute, because I felt like a creep. You know, I think it's rather sad that someone can't have a problem of any kind without it being smeared out all over the press just because they're famous. Or, I should say: that they have to be judged for having a problem. I know, jealousy and blah blah, but still... Sad.

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    R.I.P. Don Cornelius :-(

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...t-suicide.html



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