Random Celebrity Headlines

[Leman Russ]

Sylvester Stallone's son Sage found dead.

Fucking sucks. Sly was probably riding high after SDCC and now this...

I can't even begin to imagine what he is going through right now. As a parent, I can say that there is nothing that could ever compare to this.

[october_midnight]

Fred Willard you sly dog, you!!!

[Iran_Ed]

Fred Willard you sly dog, you!!!

This is why it is important to teach your elders how to use the internet.

[october_midnight]

RIP Sherman Hemsley

Cue the 'he's movin' on uuup' jokes in 4...3...

[Fixer808]

RIP Sherman Hemsley

Cue the 'he's movin' on uuup' jokes in 4...3...

I'm waiting for Bill Paxton to die, just so I can be the first to say "We're on an express elevator to hell, GOIN' DOOOOOWN!"

[Leman Russ]

I'm waiting for Bill Paxton to die, just so I can be the first to say "We're on an express elevator to hell, GOIN' DOOOOOWN!"

I hope he asks someone "How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?" just before it happens.

[onthewall2983]

Don't hold your breath, he always looks in good shape.

[miss k bee]

http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/features...ise-for-affair

like wa?

[RocketScience]

http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/features...ise-for-affair

like wa?

Dude is apparantly married to Atticus Ross's sister, WA?

[Elke]

Okay so.... public apologies? WHAT? This is so fucking annoying, this whole public culpability thing. Why don't we just go back to good ol' stoning and public flogging? Why are people so keen on humiliating themselves in public, or forcing / watching others to be humiliated?
Fuck this. I know there are far more real problems in the world and I do my best to keep enraged about them, but rarely something really boils my blood like shit like this. Because this is what we teach our kids, too.
Sorry, incoherent rant.

[slave2thewage]

We did this amazing video out of it all:

[DF118]

What's wrong with her face?

[Leman Russ]

What's wrong with her face?

If you're talking about Kristen Stewart, the answer is: a lot

[DF118]

If you're talking about Kristen Stewart, the answer is: a lot

Yeeeeeaaaaah, she's not exactly fairest of them all, is she.

[Elke]

We did this amazing video out of it all:

I got as far as 1:11, which is long enough to hear the sentence "Why would you cheat on Robert? What do you stand to gain from that?"

Ahem.

[Conan The Barbarian]

alright two things about that vid.

1. She needs psychiatric help.
2. Not very nice of people going on there and making fun of her appearance. Yes I know its the internet, but still not very nice considering her state of mental health.

[orestes]

Okay so.... public apologies? WHAT? This is so fucking annoying, this whole public culpability thing. Why don't we just go back to good ol' stoning and public flogging? Why are people so keen on humiliating themselves in public, or forcing / watching others to be humiliated?
Fuck this. I know there are far more real problems in the world and I do my best to keep enraged about them, but rarely something really boils my blood like shit like this. Because this is what we teach our kids, too.
Sorry, incoherent rant.

The public apologies stem from the fact that there's another Twilight movie to promote in the upcoming months.

[DF118]

alright two things about that vid.

1. She needs psychiatric help.

Either that, or she's just a teenage girl with a YouTube account.

[Harry Seaward]

http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/features...ise-for-affair

like wa?

That's hilarious. Who the hell do they have to apologize to?

Oh well, Kristen Stewart is still hot as fuck.

[PQHooligan]

Either that, or she's just a teenage girl with a YouTube account.

Sadly, according to her YouTube page, she's 25

[littlemonkey613]

You are all missing the point. This man is single.




*fangirl death.

[miss k bee]

I could not give two ticks about either of them. All the Twlight films have passed me by.

[Torgo]

I only watch Twilight films if they are accompanied by the lovely voices of Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, and Mike Nelson. But seriously, if you haven't seen any films with Rifftrax, you're missing out. Do yourself a favor.

Also - I always knew that Kristen Stewart was a cunt. Robert Pattinson should have watched 'Adventureland' and saved himself from her duplicity EARLIER.

[Frozen Beach]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/19/tony-scott-dead-suicide/
Damn.

[onthewall2983]

Damn indeed

[thevoid99]

Shit, and I was hoping it was a hoax. Dude was a good director. Top Gun, True Romance, The Last Boy Scout, Days of Thunder, and The Hunger are awesome films.

[richardp]

Wow that really sucks. Fucking TOP GUN!! Waiting for the internet trolls to start the "he saw Prometheus" shit. I feel like it's going to happen.

[onthewall2983]

Crimson Tide, Enemy Of The State, Spy Game, Man On Fire and Domino too. But without a shadow of a doubt, True Romance was the best one.

[october_midnight]

Fucking hell that sucks. True Romance...classic. Man on Fire...EPIC. FUCKING. MOVIE. Weird that this will forever be tied to my birthday now...

[Axel]

I probably would not be a Nine Inch Nails fan today if not for Tony Scott. I made a longer post on a different website but I just remembered this point. It was the trailer for Man on Fire which featured "The Mark Has Been Made." I went looking for that song and found some others, and 8 years later I own all the albums and hundreds of music files, and they're still my favorite band. So indirectly Mr. Scott has been quite an influence.

And Man on Fire, True Romance, Enemy of the State, and Crimson Tide are all fantastic movies that I grew up with. Even the lesser efforts like The Fan are entertaining. R.I.P.