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    Vodka tonight.

    I think I'm addicted to vodka.

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    been drunk for the last 2 days because I need to do this awful job that I simply do not want to do and this is my idiotic way of procrastinating and psyching myself up to it. jack daniels is here for me. we're gonna get through this stupid bullshit together.

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    After the week I've had, I plan on getting absolutely SHITFACED tonight. ]

    And I'm leaving the office early. Time is precious.

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    vodka+watermelon


    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xvostya View Post
    ok, keep movin'!

    I like this. I can't speak/read Russian though, what does it say?

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    Straight up White Mountain Vodka. Oh boy did I deserve this today!

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    Had a few! Ask a moustached man anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruised View Post
    Had a few! Ask a moustached man anything.
    Hey, Moustached man, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ibanez33 View Post
    I like this. I can't speak/read Russian though, what does it say?
    title translates as starch or farina, with direct reference to that funny white powder

    text written on paper is a mix from our night-chat transcripts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xvostya View Post
    Hey, Moustached man, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow??
    Um...uh....well..sure.

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    Fell victim to way too much absinthe on friday and left my front door unlocked but managed to align my shoes perfectly and get undressed properly rather than falling asleep with my shoes still on.

    No alcohol for me for a few weeks. That one wasn't good at all.

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    Met a couple lovely ladies tonight, completely struck out with both and have just arrived home alone. One was married but still wants me to flog her, the other I chatted with for quite a while and she gave me a ride home and I gave her my number, so perhaps something will come of that.

    Whatever happens in future doesn't change the fact that I'm Hand Solo tonight. Bah!

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    Of all the people I know who drink I'm astonished that I have trouble finding anyone willing to booze on a Sunday afternoon. Granted I was up for work at 5am, but still...

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    Not bad after all.
    Last edited by Pillfred; 09-22-2013 at 10:43 PM.

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    Drank a couple bottles of wine with the roomy and went to see The National tonight, hell of a good time! I'm starting to enjoy white wine more and more as the weeks go on, I may be becoming an adult. I hope not.

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    White wine, yes. Red wine FUCK NO. Gives me the worst hangovers.

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    So after thinking my Sunday fun day was gonna be a bust but I ended up hanging out with a couple random girls last that were in the bar after i got off work. I was chilling with my beer and they bought me a shot, one ran into a guy she knew who was in town for ESPN game day madness and next thing i know im numerous shots in and very drunk at 11. I even got a job offer from the one as she is gonna be a GM at some new place that is opening downtown. All in all the night went really well. It's all kinda blurry but I'm guessing that has slightly more to do with the fact that i had been up since 6am but hot damn i had a good time.

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    These finally hit the shelves this week!!

    Pumpkin Beer Selfie!!

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    Whiskey Wednesday! 10 dollars and we're done.

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    Wine Wednesday! Picked up a 3L goon bag earlier when I got the beer, it's lovely

    ****CRITICAL UPDATE****

    So a few weeks ago I drunkenly entered a Jagermeister contest for their Friday the 13th party, forgot about it and today got a package in the mail with a Jager hoody, hat, tshirt, 4 shot glasses, sunglasses, lanyard, bottle opener, and 2 huge stickers. Unfortunately I drunkely gave my old address when I entered so I gotta get all the shit from my parents this weekend but DAMN, I'm stoked.

    ****ADDITIONAL CRITICAL UPDATE**** I am not sophistocated, just frugal. Wine fucks me up for cheap.
    Last edited by ibanez33; 09-26-2013 at 03:15 AM.

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    Well, it's College Night here in Greensboro. SO. I had 2 high ABV beers and one not so high (Natty Greene's North St. Wet Hop IPA, NG's Buckshot Amber, and Founder's All Day IPA) and soon, I'll be out on the town enjoying the sweet taste of PBR and …Miller Lite. Along with shots of vodka and maybe some YAY-ger for ALL THE PEOPLE. I plan on being smashed when I go to class in the morning.
    Last edited by REPLICA; 09-26-2013 at 07:45 PM.

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    Great times at Sin City fetish night tonight! Met some great folks, saw some great folks I'd known before, spanked the hell out of a couple of them. Fun!

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    Oktoberfest yesterday was a blast! I usually hate going there but we had two reservations and were about 20 people. Some of my best friends and people I've known for years and some I haven't seen for too long. We downed gallons of beer, I danced with my best ladyfriend (really danced, wow) and I met more people than I was able to keep track of. Absolutely no one was too drunk or caused trouble. Great, great evening with amazing people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pillfred View Post
    Of all the people I know who drink I'm astonished that I have trouble finding anyone willing to booze on a Sunday afternoon. Granted I was up for work at 5am, but still...

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    Not bad after all.
    Now that I've thought about it, I really see what you mean. Sunday afternoons also sound very convenient in my opinion. I don't see why it always has to be nighttime to start with, especially if you were to drink indoors alone or with other people willing to just chill at your place and vice-versa.

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    Last night.

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    Saturday night went out to the titty bar with some people from work ended up staying up all night. Managed to make it in to work at 6am and somehow get through yesterday. Even though I was pretty tore up when I got there. Being fully committed can really suck sometimes.

    Found out one of the girls I work with and her man live pretty close to my new place. All in all other than a work day I barely survived was a pretty good time.

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    Won a Jägermeister VIP party package thing a few weeks ago, unfortunately couldn't make it out to the bar but they sent me a bunch of stuff that I just got today. Free hoodie, t shirt, bottle opener, hat, lanyard, sunglasses, 2 big stickers, and 4 shot glasses.

    Pretty stoked.

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    Yes! I am. Handful of Newcastles and a couple Sophie 's and I'm not feeling too bad.

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    too drunk for good

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    Last night's drunken 3 growlers and 2 six packs night ended up being a naked party in my room. It was pretty awesome. But I am tired now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Fat Matt View Post
    too drunk for good
    Friends and I start every new round with a toast "to evil".

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