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    A thread inappropriately titled "Shitlist" - An impostor.

    I had sex with a black girl for the first time in my life last night. I was scared as fuck at the beginning but got into that shit real quick once we got rolling. Her ass was...unreal.

    Why is that? Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shit when she was riding me. It was intense.

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    The Fucking Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    I had sex with a black girl for the first time in my life last night. I was scared as fuck at the beginning but got into that shit real quick once we got rolling. Her ass was...unreal.

    Why is that? Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shit when she was riding me. It was intense.
    Scared? Why? You were afraid her lady bits had teeth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    I had sex with a black girl for the first time in my life last night. I was scared as fuck at the beginning but got into that shit real quick once we got rolling. Her ass was...unreal.

    Why is that? Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shit when she was riding me. It was intense.
    Because we do! What am I reading!

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    Glad I'm not the only one that read it that way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dra508 View Post
    Scared? Why? You were afraid her lady bits had teeth?
    Her gooch was purple-ish, for starters. Never saw that shit before..

    Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful.

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    "jessamineny, Miss Baphomette facepalmed this post"

    Jessamineny + Miss Baphomette = obviously not black (possible)

    or

    Jealous I am having sex and they're not (probable)

    Don't hate the player, ladies.

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    The Fucking Thread

    Lol passive racism.

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    I find it both funny and ironic you're accusing me of racism when I just slept with a black girl a few nights ago.

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    Haha I knew you were going to say that in defense. Maybe you shouldn't fetishize a person's race or reduce her to just body parts.

    I'm just saying, playa​.

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    No you didn't. This is the Fucking Thread. There's no place for racism here. I had sex with a black woman and it was awesome, for reasons I already stated. Where else am I supposed to share my experience? The Poetry thread?

    That ass, so fine
    So big, so black
    My first time
    Good times, makes
    people envious
    Facepalmed for participating
    in da thread

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    Well there you go, now an African girl has facepalmed your post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    Her gooch was purple-ish, for starters. Never saw that shit before..

    Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful.
    ROTF !!! Ha ha! This shit real ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by icklekitty View Post
    Well there you go, now an African girl has facepalmed your post.
    boo hoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss k bee View Post
    ROTF !!! Ha ha! This shit real ?
    Not shitting you. This was some shit on another level.

    We had this weird boundary thing going on the whole time. She was constantly in control -- which I'm fine with -- and would let me do my thing, to an extent. Then she would just re-establish her dominance and it felt too nice to oppose. So I'd have to work my way back into the dominant position again, in vain.

    Like I said...some other level shit.

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    The Fucking Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    Her gooch was purple-ish, for starters. Never saw that shit before..

    Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful.
    plus you were perhaps afraid since white dudes ain't got nothing on black dudes in the sack? and you could perhaps be seen as inadequate and soulless? kinda like white guys on the dance floor? and all those rap songs talk about how freaky black women are, while white women are "oh my gawd Beckay"?
    Last edited by allegro; 08-09-2013 at 07:28 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    Not shitting you. This was some shit on another level.

    We had this weird boundary thing going on the whole time. She was constantly in control -- which I'm fine with -- and would let me do my thing, to an extent. Then she would just re-establish her dominance and it felt too nice to oppose. So I'd have to work my way back into the dominant position again, in vain.

    Like I said...some other level shit.
    Which was a connection between 2 people and had fuck all to do with the color of her skin beyond your own perceptions.

    ...or maybe she's posting on some rap forum's fucking thread about stereotypes about white men.

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    The Fucking Thread

    I'm picturing Billy Crystal in "When Harry Met Sally" - the "white man's overbite"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsJustDave View Post
    Which was a connection between 2 people and had fuck all to do with the color of her skin beyond your own perceptions.

    ...or maybe she's posting on some rap forum's fucking thread about stereotypes about white men.
    I'm confused.

    If I had a fetish for Asian women and had mind-blowing sex with them, it would be wrong of me to come here and say "Boy, Asian women really do it for me! Much better in the bedroom than Cuacasians!"?

    I can see this has REALLY bothered you, for whatever reason. Black people, White people, Asian people...everyone's different. They live different, they act different, they fuck different. If me saying "I had sex with a black woman for the first time the other night and it was the most amazing lovemaking session I'd ever had, and it makes me so happy to learn about myself while making her happy.", people would be gushing and nobody would have a problem with it.

    But because I said I had sex with a black woman who had a great ass and was soulful in bed, that makes me a stereotypical racist all of a sudden? Really?

    C'mon, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    But because I said I had sex with a black woman who had a great ass and was soulful in bed, that makes me a stereotypical racist all of a sudden? Really?
    From what you've posted, she had a great ass and was soulful in bed because she was black.

    EDIT: Note that I was facepalmed by NYRexall here for simple statement of facts.

    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shit when she was riding me. It was intense.
    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    I'm confused.

    If I had a fetish for Asian women and had mind-blowing sex with them, it would be wrong of me to come here and say "Boy, Asian women really do it for me! Much better in the bedroom than Cuacasians!"?

    I can see this has REALLY bothered you, for whatever reason. Black people, White people, Asian people...everyone's different. They live different, they act different, they fuck different. If me saying "I had sex with a black woman for the first time the other night and it was the most amazing lovemaking session I'd ever had, and it makes me so happy to learn about myself while making her happy.", people would be gushing and nobody would have a problem with it.

    But because I said I had sex with a black woman who had a great ass and was soulful in bed, that makes me a stereotypical racist all of a sudden? Really?

    C'mon, man.
    Here's a hand:


    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    I had sex with a black girl for the first time in my life last night. I was scared as fuck at the beginning but got into that shit real quick once we got rolling. Her ass was...unreal.

    Why is that? Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shitwhen she was riding me. It was intense.
    You were SCARED of her vagina because it was a DIFFERENT COLOUR. Racism and suggests you have never seen a black girl in porn

    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    Her gooch was purple-ish, for starters. Never saw that shit before.

    Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful.
    Ugh.

    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    I find it both funny and ironic you're accusing me of racism when I just slept with a black girl a few nights ago.
    Slavery 101.....

    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    No you didn't. This is the Fucking Thread. There's no place for racism here. I had sex with a black woman and it was awesome, for reasons I already stated. Where else am I supposed to share my experience? The Poetry thread?

    That ass, so fine
    So big, so black
    My first time
    Good times, makes
    people envious
    Facepalmed for participating
    in da thread
    So the ebonics and "soul" that all brown-skinned women CLEARLY WERE BORN WITH AND TAUGHT BY GRUMMAH didn't rub off on you then?


    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    Not shitting you. This was some shit on another level.

    We had this weird boundary thing going on the whole time. She was constantly in control -- which I'm fine with -- and would let me do my thing, to an extent. Then she would just re-establish her dominance and it felt too nice to oppose. So I'd have to work my way back into the dominant position again, in vain.

    Like I said...some other level shit.
    LIKE VOODOO OR SOME SHIT. Her being Dominant (and you being laughably overwhelmed by the fact *strokes collar*), has nothing to do with her skin.

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    I am starting to wonder how he pulled her...?

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    Tempted to take a very strong drink after the last couple of pages, but it'd delay my Scala reaction time.
    *starts itching hand compulsively*
    If I develop a rash from this, I'm billing you for the ointment Rex.

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    The Fucking Thread

    I can't get that Sir Mix A Lot song outa my head

    And Ludacris' Splash Waterfalls
    Last edited by allegro; 08-09-2013 at 10:57 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutekh View Post
    I am starting to wonder how he pulled her...?
    Maybe fucking a white guy was on her checklist? Frankly I'm amazed women magically fall onto his penis, given his juevenile behavior towards sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutekh View Post
    I am starting to wonder how he pulled her...?
    I really want to like this but tapatalk won't let me. So... LIKE

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    Quote Originally Posted by orestes View Post
    Maybe fucking a white guy was on her checklist? Frankly I'm amazed women magically fall onto his penis, given his juevenile behavior towards sex.
    Well, it IS the FUCKING thread, IN the speak your mind thread, isn't it?

    Like I said, don't hate the player. There are worse things out there in the night than little ol' me, I can assure you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegro View Post
    i can't get that sir mix a lot song outa my head

    and ludacris' splash waterfalls
    stop stereotyping, you racist

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    Quote Originally Posted by icklekitty View Post
    You were SCARED of her vagina because it was a DIFFERENT COLOUR. Racism and suggests you have never seen a black girl in porn
    Actually, I don't watch porn, because I don't need to. So you're right (for once) about seeing a black girl in porn.

    And me being scared of her vagina because it was a different color in no way makes me a racist. In fact, I'm certain you have zero idea what racism even is when you make facepalm-worthy stabs in the dark such as this.

    Slavery 101.....
    Trololololololol

    Congrats, ickle. You are my first laugh of the day.

    So the ebonics and "soul" that all brown-skinned women CLEARLY WERE BORN WITH AND TAUGHT BY GRUMMAH didn't rub off on you then?
    Negative. Apparently I was too busy having a mind-blowing lovemaking session with this woman to capitalize on the complimentary history lesson that came with it.

    My bad.

    LIKE VOODOO OR SOME SHIT. Her being Dominant (and you being laughably overwhelmed by the fact *strokes collar*), has nothing to do with her skin.
    For one, I never said it did. YOU'RE the one saying that and you look like a fool for doing so.

    And once wrong with being overwhelmed by a woman's dominance in the bedroom. I even stated I LIKED that shit. So laugh away. And try it sometime.

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    The lack of self awareness is astounding.

    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post
    There are worse things out there in the night than little ol' me, I can assure you.
    And now we're alluding to sexual assault. ​Lovely.

    Also, I'm pretty sure @icklekitty has a better understanding of racism than you given that she isn't a white male American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYRexall View Post

    Like I said...some other level shit.
    This has nothing to do with the color of her skin.

    Recognize.

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