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Tool is a cool Puscifer side project.
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Puscifer musically blows, IMHO.
And I honestly don't think we'll ever get another Tool album.
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Tool is also a cool Perfect Circle side project.Originally Posted by MicheaelElizabeth
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A Perfect Circle has put out more songs in the last 9+ years than Tool. 1—0
Edit: Puscifer has put out at least 46 songs in that time frame.
Last edited by RJK; 08-19-2015 at 10:19 PM.
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To each his/her own. While about half of their first effort fell flat for me, their original material since then has actually become some of my favorite in recent years. There's a little something for everyone too, whether you want something heavy hitting, something slow, or something in between. Lots of variety, and most of it well done musically in my opinion.
But Tool...if we do, sweet. If not, color me a little disappointed but not surprised.
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"So you want a new Tool album huh, little boy? Here, eat these grapes first..."
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Tool spotting (because WTF else do we as fans have to discuss other than a one off show on Halloween?)...
I'm at Red Rocks for the Incubus/Deftones show tonight, and they have this in the Red Rocks welcome center/"museum".
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Thats cool but WTF do those guitars have to do with tool or KC besides the stickers and autographs? They shouldve at least used a les paul copy. Does KC use 80 dollar fender copies?
EDIT- that came off a little shitty, maybe this kind of thing is done all the time, i have no idea.
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Yeah, trust me the cheap ass guitars came across a bit tacky. But thought this was quite the gem in between things like the Alman Brothers and Blues Travelers memorabilia.
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bump......
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Entirely unnecessary. All that does is put this back up and make people think that there's some relevant Tool news.
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It's all good, I think Madmya just spelled "dump" wrong.
And we we should be getting a new newsletter to be dissapointed in any day now.
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Bumping a Tool thread should be illegal.
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Damn dudes, got my hopes up!
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It was posted today. It's just an interview with the video designer for the live shows.
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Behold the morning star
200? They can kiss my ass on that.
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Each member of the band snuggles with one before they ship.
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Sounds like they may be reworking the stage set up.
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That is some half-assed eBay bootleg looking garbage right there.
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Levi sounds like he's new to Tool/APC blankets...
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Perhaps that was the intention!
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
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Its almost like seeing Foggle do karaoke.
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September newsletter. Paragraph breaks and emphasis added by me.
TOOL NEWSLETTER
SEPTEMBER, 2015 E.V.
KICK-BACKED LABOR DAY EDITION
"Full transparency" may latest catchphrase on the evening news, but it's also a precept long strictly adhered to on the Tool websites, and with this in mind, I should tell you that some of the band members are taking a break from the writing/arranging sessions today in order to enjoy the Labor Day holiday. Obviously, not me though! So, in the breaking news department this month, although some of the guys won't be at the loft working on new material this afternoon, they have pinky-promised to make up for this by jamming - not only tomorrow, even though it is "INTERNATIONAL LITERACEE DAY" - but also on "GRANDPARENTS DAY", despite it being a Sunday, with a partial solar eclipse to boot! As for "MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY", which is on Wednesday the 16th, nothing has yet been decided (except that sopaipillas aren't just side orders if they're stuffed), although they will for sure be staying at home the following day (September 17), which happens to be the one "CONSTITUTION DAY" when Mercury goes Retrograde, and with it all of the technical problems that are likely to occur.
There's no point going to the Tool Loft if wah wah pedals don't wah wah (the little Crybabies!), and a Virus oscillator 2 suddenly develops semitone issues during the diminutive planet's whoopty-freakin'-doo joyride. The Autumnal Equinox will definitely be a workday for all, and you might want to check the band's website for a special announcement. Well, kinda sorta special...Ah, come to think of it, don't bother checking on that day. I certainly wouldn't want anyone to be disappointed... In the event that the band members flake on "MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY", they will make up for it by getting together on Sunday, September 27, although it is the "ASIAN MOON FESTIVAL", with, coincidently, a total lunar eclipse at 10:48 PM EDT. I realize that I didn't mention "PATRIOT DAY" on Friday, September 11, but, honestly, only one member in the band is really a football fan, and he only likes the K.C. Quiffs... Oops, I just realized that it's "PATRIOT DAY", not "PATRIOTS DAY."
Duh, of course they'll be taking the day off on Friday in order to observe the memory of the tragic events that unfolded (actually, they have Fridays off anyway). Which brings us to SukKot on Monday the 28th (damn, is it already Sukkot again, with all that loud clanking noise from my neighbor struggling to assemble a Lowe's sukkah by the swimming pool!). I'm going to take a wild guess and say that the guys will be jamming new material on Sukkot (and not in a temporary palm thatch-covered dwelling purchased at the Home Depot). So, there you have it - a genuine Tool newsletter posted on Labor Day. Well, somebody had to go to work...
HAPPY TRAILS
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Probably announcing that elusive Soundwave date.
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September 23rd...
...of what year???
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Just close this thread already.
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Noooo I have it bookmarked and I don't want to have to look places to get updates.
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