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    AHAHAHAHAH!! You, Agent, are a complete fucking joke of a human. I'm putting you on my "ignore" list, because that's the worst thing I could do to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    AHAHAHAHAH!! You, Agent, are a complete fucking joke of a human.
    Dually noted sir.

    But please, continue to post shirtless selfies of you drinking beer alone and don't forget to keep abusing the facepalm button.




    Also one last quick question... if you ignore me however will you come to the aid of my "victims" such as the intense verbal abuse I subjected theruiner to? What if I run amok in your absence without you to protect everyone from my tyranny? What will happen then? Will you be able to live with yourself? With great power comes great responsibility.

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    What happened to this thread and where is it going, honestly?

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    Are you secretly the dude that she left because you were being racist? Because you're getting awfully defensive for a thread whose title is "LITTLE things that piss you off." Also, it's "duly" noted. You're welcome. People using incorrect phrases is a little thing that pisses me off. See how that works?

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    Touche.

    But no, my wife has not left me due to racism. Yet. I've been smart enough to slowly disperse it over the years so that she hasn't really caught on exactly. Eventually I'll be exposed but I figure I still got some time so I'm not too worried about it at this point.
    Last edited by AgentofChaos; 04-20-2014 at 04:30 AM.

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    Just... don't be a bitch
    Take your own advice, bro. You're the only one who has been hurling around personal insults at people for no reason. But you're really cool, and we are all super impressed.

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    Come on, Sarah, we all know no means yes so even after six months of resisting you should have happily sat there and listened to that guy and maybe even flirt with him a bit (I mean he IS giving you the privilege of spending time with him). And even if he tries to have sex with you you should just lie back and take it. I mean, don't be a bitch, yeah?

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    Looking at @AgentofChaos and these posts of his, I have only one thing running through my head:


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    I know. I probably should have been super thankful that this dude wanted to spend time with me. Since I'm such an awful bitch and all.

    And nothing is sexier than ignorance.

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    The little things that piss you off

    You're such a princess and a diva. You should be grateful to have a date. There are children starving in Africa with no dates. And they're all negroes trying to take your job.

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    Also, since I am a fatty, I should be doubly thankful that someone is so graciously offering their dick to me.

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    That's the sexiest picture of @Fixer808 that I've ever seen. My ovaries just exploded.

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    Agent of Chaos: stop being a cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orestes View Post
    Agent of Chaos sineater: stop being a cunt.
    fixed.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    Also, since I am a fatty, I should be doubly thankful that someone is so graciously offering their dick to me.
    i know you weren't phishing for a compliment, but i thought i should say that i thought the pictures of you i saw in the N&V thread indicate that you are quite gorgeous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dra508 View Post
    fixed.........
    I thought we already established that I am not the original sineater... just a big fan who took up the mantle after he was killed since the void needed to be filled ala the new hobgoblin or something.

    No? That didn't fly? Ok then I'm definitely the original. I've been laying low biding my time until the right moment to reveal myself, but alas, Dra, my cover is now blown. Thanks a lot man.


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    Sin Eater, you try harder than a college dropout stripper struggling to do porn. Take a day off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eversonpoe View Post
    i know you weren't phishing for a compliment, but i thought i should say that i thought the pictures of you i saw in the N&V thread indicate that you are quite gorgeous
    <3 Thaaaaaanks.

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    When people spell it 'dually' noted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    When people spell it 'dually' noted.
    does it "peak" your interest? ;p

    (i did that once and the person to whom i wrote it in an e-mail casually corrected me by saying i had "piqued" her interest and i never made that mistake again)

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    Two different dudes on tinder starting arguments with me last night about how a woman can't be a feminist AND like casual sex or wearing high heels. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhet View Post
    Two different dudes on tinder starting arguments with me last night about how a woman can't be a feminist AND like casual sex or wearing high heels. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Getting laid: they're doing it wrong.

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    i know right! all they had to do was not be a douche for like 10 minutes. i'm not that picky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhet View Post
    feminist AND like casual sex
    LOL, cos the patriarchy is really kind to women who like sleep around, right? Throughout history it has been common for a promiscuous woman to be called a "stud" and "playa" and never get put down for it.

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    If you call me 20 times and I don't answer a single time maybe try a different method of communication.

    Dealing with a real genius here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magtig View Post
    maybe try a different method of communication.
    I'm all for bringing back the homing pigeons.

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    How about telegrams? I've always wanted to send one... LEAVING CAIRO ON MORNING TRAIN STOP GERMAN INTELLIGENCE AGENTS ON TO ME STOP LEAVE BUDAPEST AT ONCE URGENT REPEAT URGENT STOP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    How about telegrams? I've always wanted to send one... LEAVING CAIRO ON MORNING TRAIN STOP GERMAN INTELLIGENCE AGENTS ON TO ME STOP LEAVE BUDAPEST AT ONCE URGENT REPEAT URGENT STOP
    sextagram:

    I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TOUCH MY JUNK STOP KEEP DOING IT LIKE THAT STOP NO DON'T STOP STOP I'M GOING TO COME STOP

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