Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[eversonpoe]

x-posted in the "what are you listening to" thread

my friend made a joke today on twitter

glycerine by bush except it’s margarine

and i responded in kind with the following

must be the yeast i like the least
must be sourdough cause now i know
and i didn’t eat
the loaf of wheat
it’s not the time for wonder bread
every slice has spread
and everything’s toast
now it’s proofed now it’s baked
i don’t eat this
it’s not full fat
i’ll never forget the taste

don’t eat your toast so dry
margarine
margarine

i can't tell you how proud i am of myself for this

[october_midnight]

I don't know why I found this so funny, but here we are.

[allegate]

ah, if I were home I would have scared the cats with how loud I would have laughed. as is I had to settle for quiet snorting in my office.

[ickyvicky]

omg lol

[richardp]

That was fine art.

[eversonpoe]

"doesn't your husband have nipples" is the greatest sentence i've heard in 2020

[allegate]

[Halo Infinity]

[Halo Infinity]

[october_midnight]

[allegate]

...does no one look at something like that and say "hey, maybe we're taking this all too seriously"? or are they all Principal Skinner and "No, it's the children who are wrong."

also I will legit go and listen to Party Cannon because of that font choice.

[Demogorgon]

The one rule about death metal logos is, if people can read it, you're doing it wrong.

[october_midnight]

I actually first listened to Party Cannon a few years back...not bad lol.

Also in other news:

[Halo Infinity]

[october_midnight]

Late stoppage...

[Halo Infinity]

[binaryhermit]

https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/...1-ioc-responds

(Is it me or does "dick pound" sound like a euphemism for vigorous male masturbation?)

[binaryhermit]

Err, maybe male isn't the right word. Make that "masturbation by someone with a penis".

[binaryhermit]

Dr Dick Chopp, urologist
https://urologyaustin.com/doctors/richard-chopp-md/

[eversonpoe]

Dr Dick Chopp, urologist
https://urologyaustin.com/doctors/richard-chopp-md/

eeeeeeeeeep hahahahahaha i don't think most people would want a urologist named "dick chop" regardless of gender hahahaha

[binaryhermit]

eeeeeeeeeep hahahahahaha i don't think most people would want a urologist named "dick chop" regardless of gender hahahaha

I could see trans women going to him, assuming urologists are who does gender confirmation surgery...

[thefragile_jake]

More people should watch Sick Animation.

[october_midnight]

I am fucking. Dying.

[eversonpoe]

I am fucking. Dying.

that was incredible.

"all i can smell is salt & vinegar chips"

[allegate]

what the fuck

[henryeatscereal]

Yeah, not proud to say, but there are lots of people that think the 5G and the knee-liquid stealing thing is real, but not all are poor, actually we have lots of stupid rich people here, too.

I think it's similar to the whole "NWO-conspiracy" going on in the USA, all this pademic shit is making people even crazier...

[MrLobster]

classic​...

[MrLobster]

[MrLobster]

[allegate]

is that who Marion Ravenwood was based on? because holy fuck.