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    Quote Originally Posted by allegate View Post
    Of fuck this is actually real?? The photoshop on the cover is fucking amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klyrish View Post
    Working on a pet project website, adding new functionality and being a good developer by adding appropriate unit tests. Ran the test suite.

    Of 755 tests, 2 failed.

    Looked at the tests, looked at the changes I made in the corresponding model and request files, saw the simple issue, and updated the test suite slightly to accommodate the changes and additions. Ran the test suite again.

    Of 755 tests, 34 failed.

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    “Just turn the crank, and snap the plank, and boot the marble right down the chute, now watch it roll and hit the pole, and knock the ball in the rub-a-dub tub, which hits the man into the pan. The trap is set, here comes the net! Mouse trap, I guarantee, it’s the craziest trap you’ll ever see.”



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    Quote Originally Posted by elevenism View Post
    “Just turn the crank, and snap the plank, and boot the marble right down the chute, now watch it roll and hit the pole, and knock the ball in the rub-a-dub tub, which hits the man into the pan. The trap is set, here comes the net! Mouse trap, I guarantee, it’s the craziest trap you’ll ever see.”
    That game was so fussy to set up... it quickly became a G.I. Joe "adventure" play set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrLobster View Post
    That game was so fussy to set up... it quickly became a G.I. Joe "adventure" play set.
    I would just set up different parts of the Rube Goldberg. It was damn hard to get the whole thing to work, but you could get PARTS of it to work. Liek, you could "fling the man into the pan" at least.

    What's funny is that MOST of my friends had the game in the eighties, and i played WITH it, at home and elsewhere, at least 100 times.
    But nowhere did we actually PLAY the boardgame.

    The most we ever did was set the whole thing up, and try to get it to work. And it did, every great once in awhile. And it was fucking stunning.
    Those lyrics, though. I thought of them yesterday for some reason.

    "WHich flip the man/INTO THE PAN!"

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    "Be it man or demon, let God decide."

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    Now I’ve seen everything.

    ”What’s your job?”

    ”I check balls through a hole.”


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    Running back like a demon here from NINdiscord someone get me a stress blanket and a paper bag.

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    Summer anthem, and that's a fact.


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    I wonder if this is why Bill Watterson refuses interviews, so we can't see that he's really from the future.
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    Big Giant Meteor 2022 is looking great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by otnavuskire View Post
    lmfao

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    lol, this is so dumb.

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    huh. I think that works best with the vinyl strings because the metal ones might make things terrible for the balloon.

    Also I need to send that to my guitar/banjo friend to make him cringe just a little.

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    Anyone remember four years ago when a baggage handler stole an airplane and took it for a joyride before ultimately crashing it into an island? They finally released footage of how he stole the plane for the first time.


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    I do recall that because the local air squadron was scrambled and was told to get to Seattle asap.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018..._Q400_incident

    In response, two McDonnell Douglas F-15C Eagles of the Oregon Air National Guard's 142nd Fighter Wing under the command of NORAD[10] were scrambled at around 20:15 local time[11] from Portland Air National Guard Base to intercept it. Both were armed with AIM-9 Sidewinder and AIM-120 AMRAAMair-to-air missiles[12] and went supersonic, generating sonic booms on the way to the Puget Sound area.
    My office looks out towards PDX so every time they do training I can see and hear them take off. Just two days ago they did vertical - as in go straight up perpendicular to the ground - take offs and it was loud.

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    @elevenism , go home, you’re drunk. lmao


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    Quote Originally Posted by Erneuert View Post
    @elevenism, go home, you’re drunk. lmao
    Edit: OK. We're doing Texas/southern us vs Australia. I'll have a a hard time topping this, though.

    But since I don't expect you to differentiate Texas from, say, Alabama or Louisiana, don't get mad if what comes next isn't from your neck of the gloom.
    Last edited by elevenism; 07-15-2022 at 04:28 PM.

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    @Erneuert was this you? Some people from NSW said it looked like you, in the Outback, after you'd scooped a bunch of Fosters.
    (Fosters means Beer, in Australian, for the uninitiated).
    Last edited by elevenism; 07-15-2022 at 04:30 PM.

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    Guilty as charged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erneuert View Post
    @elevenism, go home, you’re drunk. lmao

    Btw. I'm not so sure that guy's drunk. I THINK that's just "how he is."

    I've met people like that, no shit. Methamphetamine might be involved, but it might NOT, either.

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    wtaf

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegate View Post


    wtaf
    I'd rock it. It's a way to rep your inner Tesla.

    (I actually don't think I'd REALLY carry that around, for the record).

    I'd have done it in '99 or so, though.

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    i'm moving from boise fucking idaho to berlin in nine days.

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