Last edited by october_midnight; 04-06-2013 at 11:36 AM.
Perfection
war mongler
Warm ongler.
I don't know what that is, but I want one.
Probably in my mouth.
I'm not sure if this is funny for someone else; most likely it's not and the real reason I've been laughing until I almost died coughing up my lungs is because I'm high on meds so anyway, right now, this is hilarious:
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He looks like an angry muppet.
I'm pretty sure thats the guy that fucked up on his video game and went into crazy puppet-like spasms over it. Thats just a short gif, the video in its entirety is also hilarious.
I can see Bruce Wayne sitting in front of his TV and screaming "YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!!"
Why would you tease non-New Yorkers with that glorious thing??
I think I threw up a little into my mouth.
Not sure if vomit....or uncontrollable drool...
I WAS ALWAYS OKAY just need the money and the passport...
I got the passport, just need the money. We should just drive out to Alberta for the summer and make a dickload of cash to spend following NIN and Johns beard around the US.
Wanna see how animals eat their food??
If I knew someone willing to split this with me, I could go and try it. Except the part I'm not super into is the cheese. Runny cheese. :| Ricotta. :|
We also have BIG GAY ICE CREAM
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I went to their new store the other day, and was disappointed to see that the only type of ice cream they have is soft swirl.
Yes I wasn't familiar with them at all, and in my mind I thought they'd have (what I consider to be) actual ice cream.
The toppings looked cool, but that soft swirl just basically explodes in my stomach and bloats me up, so I can't really eat it.
My friend at work just laughed when, in a random conversation that went off on a tangent, I told him I was chased by a mama badger back in junior high. Calgary, minus 20 degrees, 'I must've walked by one of its babies without knowing...you better believe when it hissed I ran like a motherfucker.'
'But...a badger? They're fuzzy.'
'Google image search "badger".'
'HahahahaOHMYFUCKINGGOD.'
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Right? That's everyone's initial impression of them. That pic though, I could've taken it on that day...from about 8 feet away. 'Oh, fuck this.' Ran the eff outta there.