Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[kel]

berlin, germany.

[ickyvicky]

Wow, big move! Good luck @kel !

[allegate]

My uncle and aunt taught in Germany for years - and visit frequently because of the friends they made - and it sounds like a great place. Congrats!

there's a "sprechen du deutsch" joke about the white supremacy/neo nazi groups in Idaho vs. the actual German language but I can't get it to work quite right.

[Erneuert]

lmao

[chuckrh]

i'm moving from boise fucking idaho to berlin in nine days.

That's certainly a pretty big cultural shift.

[elevenism]

That's certainly a pretty big cultural shift.

Yeah but it will be nice, I think.

[elevenism]

@kel make sure it's not a trick, though!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin,_Texas

[allegro]

berlin, germany.

Job or boyfriend?

My husband has a good friend who is living in Frankfurt and there’s a chance we could be moving there in the next few years (job).

[allegate]

I've spoken about the guy I work with, the one who was maybe at Jan 6, and he just sent me this IM:

Oh, I don't think I mentioned this before, but the lady and I watched one of Ben Shapiro's new movies, Terror On The Prairie. The one he snatched up Gina Carano for, and also starring Nick Searcy.

He's all the effin' way in on these guys. it'd be funny if it weren't sad.

[allegate]

sigh. this is just as stupid as the Trump people. don't deify politicians!

[Erneuert]

[allegate]

For as much of a dumpster fire as that place has become, this is like top ten tweet material.

[Erneuert]

[allegate]

sigh

[marodi]

I think this belongs here?

Those dangerous runaways have been on the lam for months now. Us Québécois are advice not to approach them if spotted.

@elevenism You've once wondered how Québécois French sounds like, you get a bit of it in the video. It's really nothing like France.

[allegro]

@elevenism You've once wondered how Québécois French sounds like, you get a bit of it in the video. It's really nothing like France.

In Detroit, this Cheech and Chong skit is how we hear Canadians

[marodi]

Oh dear God, that's hilarious!

Usually, us Québécois will keep our French accent when speaking English; like the gentleman in the video or like freaking Celine Dion a few years ago. As for myself, since I've played music for years, I have a good ear and I tend to "mimic" the accent of the person with whom I am talking.

And the cows are still running!

[Erneuert]

@allegro @allegate







Old dude in the second one: “I don’ even like tha bitch!”

lmao

[allegate]

honestly I'm kind of surprised that it took this long for someone to approach them with an advertising deal.

[allegate]

We were shooting the shit in the morning huddle this morning and the guy who probably was at January 6th in Washington said:

Fun Fact: in 2021, I was tear gassed twice

huh

[poinoup]

https://drayk.it/

AI Drake song maker. Well, there goes my evening.

[allegate]

A post shared by on Jan 01, 2017 at 12:00pm PDT

[Erneuert]

@allegro @allegate hahahahahahaha

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comme...tm_name=iossmf

[october_midnight]

[allegate]

There’s not a “fear” thread, really (this isn’t creepy) so here it goes:

[allegate]

Really stupid but I laughed

[allegate]

[BRoswell]

Oh god. I better close this window next to me before I jump out of it.

[elevenism]

This second one is,Trump, Biden and Obama make a Mario games tier list. (Click 'watch on youtube...it's age restricted for some reason, but, trust me).



There are a LOT of these:
Candy bar, fast food, Little Debbie snacks...

And DAMN, the AI presidents are REALly good in MOST of them.

But, yeah. This trend is the funniest damn thing I've experienced in YEARS.

[elevenism]

I'm doubling down on the above post. You fuckers LOOK at these.

If your sense of humor is anything like mine, you'll laff your ass off.