Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[Fixer808]

Pfft, fat chance. She'll probably smash her thumb on the first swing. Also, it looks like they're yelling at each other in the second panel...
"GODDAMMIT Carol, I do NOT got to work every morning to come home to burnt steaks and a frigid wife, only to have to hang curtains for you when I should be relaxing in my den with a scotch and my Manly Men's Journal!"
"Well maybe if you'd stop staring at the men in that magazine you might find the time to satisfy MY needs as a woman instead of me getting Walter from down the BLOCK to do it!"
*slap* *sobbing*

It was a different time...